Buddy, you're even helping people check in for substitute classes?

After the old geezers all left, Bingbing, the host, politely walked up with a sweet smile.

"Excuse me, student Xu Yi. May I ask what you're doing later?"

Even though all the leaders had left, Bingbing's team still planned to follow him.

There was only one reason: ratings!

Ever since they started broadcasting Xu Yi, the show's ratings had skyrocketed.

The retention rate was astonishingly high, reaching a terrifying 50%.

Keep in mind that a 20% retention rate was considered excellent for their program.

Seeing this, the leaders made a decision.

Continue following Xu Yi, As for that Director, just cut him loose.

"Of course, I'm going to class."

"What class?"

Xu Yi stared at his phone for a while before replying, "I don't know yet."

Bingbing: "???"

As the camera panned down, everyone could clearly see Xu Yi's phone screen.

The Substitute Class Group~

Xu Yi: "I'll take your 8 AM class for you, 50 yuan per session."

"Substitute class?"

Bingbing and all the viewers were stunned.

[Xu Yi's business is really quite extensive...]

[He sold instant noodles and now he's going to substitute classes, what a crazy day.]

[With such a strong background, he's still working this hard, truly... I'm crying!]

[So inspiring, I'm fired up! I'm going to work hard too... first, let me scroll through Douyin for five minutes.]

Xu Yi waited for five minutes, but there was still no response from the group.

Bingbing politely asked, "Why is there no news? Is the price too high?"

"No."

"They just haven't woken up yet."

Bingbing: "..."

[LOL, Xu Yi isn't wrong!]

[Class starts at 8 AM, I usually wake up at 7:50 AM.]

[Actually, I can wake up at 7:30 AM, but it takes me twenty minutes to use the toilet. The first poop of the morning, you know!]

[Stall for rent: East Sea Campus, anyone need a substitute? Only 30 yuan.]

[What are you competing for! Xu Yi is already charging 50...]

Beep beep~

7:50 AM~

A WeChat notification popped up.

Xu Yi clicked it open.

A bunch of group members were tagging him.

[Bro, help me take my class, I want to sleep in a bit longer.]

[Bro, can you take on my dating requests? I'm with another girlfriend right now and can't get away.]

[Bro, want to take on some boosting jobs?]

[Beep beep, what kind of boosting? Naruto, Genshin, Identity V... I'll take anything.]

[Someone wants to fight me, but I can't win.]

[Damn, it's that kind of boosting!]

The group had many talented people, and the bizarre messages were endless.

Xu Yi had to sift through the trash to find gold.

Just then, a private message arrived.

"Loves Cockroach Mustaches Stick Shit has sent you a message."

The profile picture was also an abstract image of a large cockroach.

Bingbing and the others twitched at the corners of their mouths. Were university students' mental states really okay these days?

Xu Yi seemed used to it. He opened the voice message she sent, which also carried a hint of coyness.

"Little Yi Yi, can you cover a class for me? I'm willing to pay sixty, plus treat you to a meal. Last night, I played Xiao Qiao with Teleport and got into an argument with teammates over pushing mid lane.

'Only I'm allowed to push mid, but I'm not allowed to push others? Mid laners need to stand up too!'"

Bingbing blinked in confusion. "Xiao Qiao with Teleport? What kind of messed-up playstyle is that? Diao Chan going solo lane with Teleport is way more awesome!"

After a round of pleading from the cockroach, Xu Yi agreed.

"It's 7:55 now, remember to keep up with me?"

"What do you mean?"

The film crew was taken aback, but then they started cursing.

Xu Yi sprinted towards the teaching building as if he were flying.

"Holy crap! Bro, we're carrying camera equipment, slow down a bit!"

"Sorry about that. If I take someone's money, I have to do a good job. Making a client late is against my employment code."

As soon as he finished speaking, Xu Yi vanished in a flash.

Bingbing ran until her cheeks were flushed, but she still urged them on, "Come on, everyone!"

8:00 AM~

Just in time.

Xu Yi arrived at the classroom before the teacher and found a seat in the back.

However, Xu Yi was surprised to find that most of the students in the classroom were girls, with only a few boys.

What's more, these girls were all very beautiful, with several even rivaling the campus beauty.

At this moment, Bingbing and the others also rushed in. To avoid disturbing the class, they decisively abandoned the large camera equipment.

They opted for mobile phone live streaming.

Without close observation, others wouldn't even notice.

A boy sitting next to Xu Yi asked in surprise, "Bro, how come I've never seen you before?"

Damn, I haven't even warmed the seat yet and I've been spotted?

Is this class heaven?

A friend of mine wants to ask, how much do I need to pay to cover this class?

Xu Yi looked at the suspicious boy and calmly replied, "You just have a bad memory. You forgot that I owe you five yuan?"

He then pulled out a five-yuan bill.

The boy immediately broke into a smile. "Ah, look at my memory. I've been eating too much instant noodles lately, it makes me forget things."

Six, that actually worked?

If it were me, I definitely wouldn't give up that five yuan.

Fewer comments in the bullet screen, you're affecting my view of my girlfriend.

Calm down, you don't have a girlfriend. You only have your right hand.

The teacher is coming in… Holy crap! So beautiful! Wait, isn't that… ?

Xu Yi was also momentarily stunned when he saw the teacher.

She was breathtakingly beautiful.

The students who were previously comparable to the campus beauty paled in comparison to her.

Especially her generous chest, a national server Cai Wenji!

And her elegant and serene demeanor gave the feeling of being alone at home, appreciating flowers on a rainy day in Jiangnan.

"Hehe... Pretty, right? This is the goddess of our Music Department, Yu Xue.

She's a specially appointed teacher at our school and often participates in performances. She's quite famous in the industry.

It's said that her teacher is the dean of the Capital Conservatory of Music, a top musician."

Xu Yi raised an eyebrow. "That impressive?"

"Of course!"

"But she's also very strict in class, the type to fail students if she disagrees. She's a true ice queen.

Keep your head down later, don't let her spot you."

"Okay."

Xu Yi sighed. It seemed like sixty yuan was too little.

Yu Xue stood at the podium, her cool gaze sweeping across the room. When she reached Xu Yi, she paused slightly before looking away.

"Now, let's begin the roll call."

Teacher Yu Xue, I'm sorry…

[It's okay, it's only human.]

[I'm the substitute teacher, what are you thinking upstairs?]

[Her voice is so nice, I feel like my ears are going to get pregnant. Damn it, a cockroach crawled into my ear.]

"Huang Guo."

"Huang Guo."

"Is Huang Guo here?"

Xu Yi: "Here!"

"No, man!" The boy next to him widened his eyes.

"Why are you answering when you're just a substitute?"

"Because I'm good at it. If I can help, I'll help."

"Li Gui... Is Li Gui here?"

Xu Yi: "Here."

"Bro, you again..."

"I changed my voice, don't worry."

"Pro Player, is Pro Player not here?"

Xu Yi: "Here!"

"Bro, you're amazing!"

"Helping others is a joy, helping others is a joy... haha."

[Negative Emotion Points +50]

[Negative Emotion Points +50]

[Negative Emotion Points +50]

Xu Yi: "???"