After Xu Yi's back completely disappeared down the corridor.
Yu Xue mysteriously approached Liu Qing.
"Teacher, I recorded the song Xu Yi just played. But there are some parts I don't understand. Can you play it?"
Liu Qing gave a bitter smile, "I can't play it either."
"What! Even you, Teacher..."
"I'm old and have osteoporosis."
"..."
Should I leave then?
What should I do? I really want to learn that song.
I really want to pry open that guy Xu Yi's head and see what it's made of.
After hesitating for a long time, Yu Xue, with a blush, clicked on the chat window with Xu Yi.
She typed and deleted, deleted and typed again.
Beside her, Liu Qing wore a knowing smile, like someone who had been through it all.
"Some regrets are caused by a lack of courage. For example... missing the right person, the right thing."
[Ah! It's over, it's over. Why didn't you call me for the midterm exam today?]
Xu Yi rolled his eyes and continued typing.
[Big sister, don't you look at how many messages I sent you? Who's fault is it if you slept through it.]
[It's hopeless, hopeless. Given Yu Iceberg's personality, I'm definitely going to be delayed in graduating.**]
[Boss, you can trust me to handle this. I'll pass the exam with full marks.**]
[???]
Chen Xiaoxing sent three question marks and didn't reply again.
Xu Yi couldn't be bothered to explain further, believing that soon enough, Cockroach Sister would have to thank him.
Bingbing: "Xu Yi, are you going to your own class next?"
"No, I'm going to keep taking jobs to earn money."
"But student Xu, earning money is important, but academics are more important."
"I've already completed all my credits in advance, why would I still go?"
Bingbing fell silent, but she couldn't say anything more.
However, she was live-streaming.
What was supposed to be a positive program had now turned into live-streaming a college student taking classes for others.
Wasn't this setting a bad example for the younger students?
Just then, Xu Yi received a notification to add a friend.
[Bro, no joke, are you taking on boosting services? You set the price. I'm dying... Help me!]
Bingbing's eyelids twitched, and she hinted very obviously, "Fighting doesn't seem like a good idea."
"What fighting? How can you call what scholars do fighting? This is called deciding life and death, and determining superiority. Feng Yuxiu..."
[Negative Emotion Points +50]
Xu Yi decisively accepted the friend request.
Then he sent over a price list for boosting services.
[Kindergarten: Fifty.
Elementary School: One Hundred.
Middle School: Two Hundred.
High School: Skip.
University: Skip.
Old geezers over seventy: Three Hundred.]
[The other party is typing.]
[The other party is typing.]
"Why is this person typing so slowly?" Xu Yi complained unhappily.
"Is it possible they're speechless?" Bingbing interjected, as she was good at observing.
As expected, the other party sent a string of ellipses the next second.
After a few minutes, the other party sent again, "Come find me."
Xu Yi immediately became unhappy. You're asking me to do a favor, and you don't even use polite language. And you want me to come to you?
You're dreaming.
[Transfer of 50 yuan (Memo: Errand Fee)]
"Greetings, Your Highness."
The two parties met quickly.
The other person was a chubby kid who looked quite amusing.
"Brother, just call me Chubby."
"Alright, tell me, who am I hitting? Speak up first. I don't hit anyone over 15 because they're too good. I also don't hit anyone under 70 because they're too good."
"..."
Pfft~
Bingbing couldn't help but laugh out loud.
The viewers also burst into laughter.
[My grandpa said this Xu Yi is quite a character.]
[Xu Yi is stronger than me. I don't hit anyone over ten years old.]
[Actually, you can't touch anyone over sixty. The current top tier isn't to be trifled with.]
[No joke. I helped an old man up before. But after the old man looked at me, he asked me to lie down with him.]
"What's going on? Explain the whole story clearly, and then I'll consider taking the job." Xu Yi finally regained a serious expression.
Chubby put on a pained look. "My girlfriend and I are from the Traditional Martial Arts Club. Then that bunch of beasts came to provoke us, mocking our traditional martial arts as mere show, all flash and no substance. My girlfriend got angry and went to argue with them, and then..."
"And then your girlfriend got injured by them?" Xu Yi asked.
What a cliché plot.
"No... my girlfriend ran off with them. She's now involved with their Taekwondo Club president."
Xu Yi: "..."
Nothing to criticize, what a novel plot.
"The hatred of a stolen wife cannot go unavenged!"
"So you went to get revenge?"
"No. I can't beat them... so I paid someone to do it for me."
"Six."
Xu Yi asked again, "You trust me that much? What if I can't beat them?"
"Then I'll just say I don't know you."
"..."
Xu Yi had to look at Chubby with new eyes. All that fat wasn't just fat; it was packed with schemes.
"So, are you taking this job? Whether you win or lose, I'll give you a thousand yuan deposit first."
Xu Yi's eyebrows twitched. He was a little tempted.
That thousand yuan was a considerable sum of wealth to him.
"Okay, I accept!"
It's just a Taekwondo Club in college; mastery of mixed martial arts should be enough... right? If all else fails, he can just ask the system for help.
But to be safe, Xu Yi decided to go with Chubby to the Taekwondo Club first to scout the situation.
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