Xu Yi: Principal, I Miss My Father Again

"Is that so?" Xu Yi smiled playfully.

He then spoke seriously with the person on the other end of the phone.

"Principal, I'm missing my father again..."

"???"

Upon hearing Xu Yi's words, the Principal's sphincter tightened, and he nervously asked, "What's wrong? Did someone bully you, Xiao Yi?"

"It's not many people bullying me, just a dozen or so."

"A dozen or so!"

The Principal felt like the sky was about to collapse.

"They came with the determination to kill me. It's perfect, I can see my father too, that's great."

"Xu Yi, Xiao Yi. Send me your location, and the Principal will be there immediately! Don't be scared... the Principal should be the one scared right now.

Oh, and it's enough to tell me about this, don't bother Uncle Yu or Uncle Li."

"Okay."

The Principal hung up the phone, not daring to delay for a moment.

He casually found an assistant and drove towards the location.

"How's it going, kid? Have you chosen who to spar with?" Jin Wang asked.

"Let's wait a bit longer, the people I called are arriving soon." Xu Yi said unhurriedly.

"Hahahaha. No matter how many show up, they'll be wiped out."

Little Fatty asked with concern, "Brother, can the people you called fight?"

"No."

"Ah? Then aren't you putting them in danger by calling them?"

"But at the very least, they can help me share half the damage."

"..."

The members of the Taekwondo Club began warming up.

Perhaps to show off, Jin Wang had someone hold a target two people high, then he jumped and kicked it away.

"How about that? Can you withstand twenty years of training in this kick?"

Following that was a 720° spinning kick, and various flashy performances.

Xu Yi turned to look at Little Fatty, "Fighting with Taekwondo is quite dangerous."

Jin Wang: "That's right."

"The match hasn't even started, and the opponent already has to pay them twenty thousand."

[Negative Emotion Points +50]

"Hahahaha..."

Little Fatty couldn't help but burst into laughter.

"You're asking for death!"

Jin Wang's expression turned sinister, "I won't give you any more time to choose. Zhao Xiao, go fight him. Go easy on the force, just enough to keep him from getting out of bed."

"Sure thing, Club President."

As he took a step forward, the main door was violently kicked open.

Principal: "Everyone stop!"

"Principal?"

Jin Wang was stunned for a moment, then quickly jogged forward.

"Principal, why are you here? Don't worry, this time our Taekwondo Club will represent the school in the competition and surely secure a ranking."

The Principal gave him a cold glance and said sternly, "I heard you were going to fight him?"

Jin Wang was taken aback, then replied, "No. It's just a normal spar, a friendly competition."

The Principal didn't speak but walked around the hall twice.

"The fire safety is not up to standard. From now on, you are suspended for rectification. The resumption time will be notified by higher authorities."

Jin Wang: "???"

Jin Wang panicked, "No, Principal, we just bought a fire extinguisher online, it will arrive in two days. Please give us a chance..."

The Principal glanced at him and said, "Then you go stand by the door first."

Jin Wang scurried to the door.

"You stepped out of the door with your left foot first. Your Taekwondo Club is disqualified."

"???"

Before the crowd could react to their shock, the Principal had already arrived in front of Xu Yi.

"Xiao Yi, are you satisfied with how this was handled?"

"Thank you, Principal."

The Principal immediately showed a satisfied smile.

[Negative Emotion Points +30]

[Negative Emotion Points +30]

[Negative Emotion Points +50]

[...]

Dude, if you were this capable, why didn't you say so earlier?

Xu Yi walked up to Jin Wang and looked down at him from above. "What good is fighting? When you come out, you need to talk about your background and show your strength."

Jin Wang nodded in a daze. "Yes, Brother. I spoke too loudly to you just now, I apologize."

Xu Yi smiled. A one-on-one fight?

How childish!

Who in the adult world fights one-on-one? I'll crush you with my background first.

"I never take the subway, do you know why?"

Jin Wang: "Why?"

"Because it's too crowded (with people), my friend."

"There were ten lotuses in the pond behind, only one is left."

"Huh?"

"Pick that one lotus, my friend!"

[Negative Emotion Points +50]

[Negative Emotion Points +50]

Jin Wang swore he had never wanted to hit someone so much. Xu Yi was the first.

But he was too powerful... Not worthy...

[Crying tears of envy, why don't I have a background?]

[I've been hanging my good brother and beating him for two days and two nights, and he still doesn't admit he has a background.]

[Is Xu Yi a bit too arrogant and domineering?]

[If I had Xu Yi's background, I wouldn't eat beef at all!]

At this moment, Little Fatty was looking at Xu Yi with a serious and admiring gaze.

"Brother, you didn't say you had this kind of background either."

"Ah~ It's just a bit of worldly experience. You can go get your girlfriend back now."

However, Niutou Pang showed an expression of extreme disgust. "No, no, I'm a germaphobe."

"Alright. Then why did you make a move just now?"

"That was a fight for my dignity, not for a woman."

Understand the applause~

Although Xu Yi said it was fine, the Principal was still uneasy. He cleared his throat and continued speaking, "Who is your coach? Have him come over."

"The coach is Jin Debiao."

The Principal was taken aback. "You mean the one from the national sports team?"

"Mm-hmm..."

"Then have him come over quickly, regardless of whether he's currently carrying bananas or fixing cars..."

Huh? Why did I say that?

It can be said that the power of a university principal is quite significant.

With just one phone call, Jin Debiao rushed over in a hurry.

"What's the matter, Principal? I've been busy with international competitions and have neglected to supervise the students."

The Principal glanced at Jin Wang, then at Xu Yi.

"The fire safety is not up to standard, and there are also significant hygiene issues. The electrical wiring is aging and poses a safety hazard."

Jin Debiao listened to the Principal's speech in a daze, realizing this was clearly targeting their Taekwondo Club.

What exactly is going on?

Jin Wang shrunk his head. "We just offended the Principal's relative."

How dare you!

Jin Debiao's anger flared. "I told you a thousand times, a million times. Before you spar with someone, do a background check first. Did you all just ignore me?"

"Do you still remember the core principles of our Taekwondo Club?"

Jin Wang lowered his head. "Yes."

"Recite them."

"Uh..."

"Hurry up!"

"When sparring, keep your eyes sharp. Don't fight the rich, don't fight those with connections, because you can't win. Don't fight the sick, because they'll extort you. Don't fight the strong, because you can't beat them.

Don't fight the gossipy, because you'll be cyberbullied. Don't fight the weak either, because there's no point in beating them.

And don't fight the 'little fairies,' because they'll get you posted on the confession wall."

Jin Debiao sighed again. "If you know all this, why did you still spar?"

"Coach, we were wrong."

"Oh, don't say that. You still have to spar. Otherwise, what's the point of martial arts?"

"Who is this brash kid telling me what to do?"

"Coach, he's that relative of the Principal."

"You're absolutely right!"

Xu Yi said, "Hey Zhao Xiao, let's have a match."

Little Fatty quickly grabbed him. "Don't, brother. Isn't everything over? Why do we still need to spar?"

"I took a proxy fighting job. I have to fight, right? Using my background is like a cheat, and I usually don't resort to it."

"Brother, you've already done so much, I'm really grateful."

"No way!"

Xu Yi waved his hand. "Making 2,500 yuan with just a phone call? I can't make money with a guilty conscience. I have to proxy fight today."

Little Fatty was about to cry.

Brother, don't mess with the new account!

If you get so much as a scratch, the Principal will skin me alive.

Xu Yi, however, turned serious. "They only submitted because of my might. But they aren't convinced.

Don't you want to prove the worth of traditional martial arts?"