The More You Dig, The Redder This Orphan Gets!
Chapter 33

School beauty: Brother, why are you more abstract than me?

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Xu Yi was even more bewildered and dumbfounded.

Looking at Ai Xiaoxing, he asked tentatively, "Are you Cockroach Antenna Dipped in Shit?"

[Negative Emotion Points +50]

A blush suddenly appeared on Ai Xiaoxing's beautiful face. "Don't be so loud, I have some dignity..."

"You're really Ai Xiaoxing, the Campus Belle?"

"Oh, I'm just an ordinary person, not some Campus Belle."

Xu Yi stood there stunned, not reacting. At this moment, he still hadn't processed it.

After a long pause, Xu Yi slowly said, "Campus Belle Ai, you're quite the contrast."

[Negative Emotion Points +100]

Shocking! The pure and innocent Campus Belle is actually like this online?!

The stunningly beautiful Campus Belle, hailed as the White Moonlight of all male students, is actually an abstract girl!

Cockroach Antenna Dipped in Shit, this is too relatable.

[Negative Emotion Points +100]

Listening to Xu Yi's rambling, Ai Xiaoxing's entire face turned red, wishing she could find a hole to crawl into.

"Oh, stop talking. Let's go eat quickly."

Perhaps due to extreme embarrassment, Ai Xiaoxing actually took the initiative to grab the cuff of Xu Yi's sleeve and dragged him toward the exit.

"Wait a moment... I think I forgot something."

"Oh, right. Wasn't it me who was called a dog man on the confession wall all day? I'm going!"

At this moment, Wang Yanbing (crossed out) Xu Yi finally deeply realized...

As expected, Xu Yi only had to look up slightly to see countless gazes like knives cutting towards him.

Those gazes didn't seem to be looking at a love rival, but rather at an enemy.

The kind that would never rest until one of them was dead.

Oh no~ This is bad~

Xu Yi's expression changed.

He didn't dare to guarantee that these Simps wouldn't do anything extreme for love.

If he had known this scene would happen, he shouldn't have agreed to meet at the school gate. It attracted too much hatred.

Being a dining companion actually comes with a risk to his life.

Classmates, please listen to my explanation, I'm scared! I don't dare to date anyone! And I definitely don't dare to flirt with the Campus Belle!

Who put the Campus Belle on my bed?!

[Negative Emotion Points +30]

[Negative Emotion Points +30]

[Negative Emotion Points +30]

[Negative Emotion Points +30]

[...]

Listening to the continuous system notifications, Xu Yi couldn't help but be slightly stunned. A look of surprise appeared on his face. Then his eyebrows twitched.

But then again, so what?

Then I ask you, what's the big deal if the Campus Belle asked me out for a meal?

Creak, creak, creak...

Listen carefully, it's the sound of molars grinding in the crowd.

[Damn, I really want to kill him!]

[What's with that smug expression? Is it something to be proud of that the Campus Belle asked you out? Although, it is indeed something to be proud of.]

[I'm so jealous my molars are grinding to dust. Is there anyone brave enough to go beat him up first?]

[Isn't that Crown Prince Xu? Brothers, don't be impulsive, he's the Crown Prince of Furun Group!]

[Everyone calm down. I heard that Furun Group is giving us fifty spots, and it's all because of Xu Yi. The additional twenty positions later were also applied for by him.]

Hearing these words, many people's expressions softened.

Their fierce gazes were mixed with a bit of emotion and gratitude.

But this still didn't stop them from wanting to beat Xu Yi to death.

"Classmate Xu Yi, why are you just leading me around the school gate?"

"Shh~ Don't talk, let's circle a few more times."

Ai Xiaoxing: "..."

"Keep holding my sleeve, don't let go. Stay close to me… yeah, just like that."

[Negative Emotion Points +50]

[Negative Emotion Points +50]

[Negative Emotion Points +50]

[……]

Xu Yi felt the endless stream of Emotion Points, and he couldn't be happier.

He seemed to have found a new way to play with the system.

This is fun! It's just a little dangerous though…

Xu Yi continued to spin her around. In the cold wind, Ai Xiaoxing had already sneezed several times.

But Xu Yi acted as if nothing was wrong, continuing to spin her.

What the heck is wrong with this guy?

Is he treating me like a donkey? Like I'm working a millstone!

We're not even eating. We're just spinning in circles here.

How is this even more absurd than I am?

Ai Xiaoxing rolled her eyes repeatedly, constantly complaining in her mind.

But for some reason, she forced herself to endure it and not react.

[Negative Emotion Points +100]

[Negative Emotion Points +100]

[Negative Emotion Points +100]

[……]

Xu Yi glanced at the Campus Belle with slight surprise. Among the thirty Emotion Points, there was suddenly an extra hundred.

He knew without a doubt that the Campus Belle was the source.

What's with you, girl? Are you that easily provoked?

Your face looks so calm, is this the contrast?

At this moment, the other students were equally speechless.

[Alright, we know you have a dinner date with the Campus Belle. Stop showing off already.]

[What's up, is the Campus Belle a fish you caught? You've been bragging for twenty minutes.]

[Bro, please spin a few more rounds. I want to look at the Campus Belle a few more times.]

Seeing the increasingly sour expressions on everyone's faces, Xu Yi knew it was time to stop. He couldn't push it too far.

You only harvest the leeks in batches.

"Campus Belle Ai, you must be hungry?" Xu Yi asked.

What do you think?!

"I'm okay, not hungry," Ai Xiaoxing replied, a faint dimple appearing on her face.

"Then how about two more rounds?"

[Negative Emotion Points +100]

Little girl, I can still play you. Xu Yi chuckled inwardly.

Ai Xiaoxing's smile visibly stiffened for a moment. "It's getting late, why don't we go eat?"

"That works too. Let's go eat hot pot, it'll warm you up."

"Okay."

Ai Xiaoxing hadn't wanted to eat hot pot. This was her new outfit, and it would end up smelling like food.

But after being exposed to the cold wind for so long, her body was more honest than her brain.

Seeing the Campus Belle completely led out of the school gate by Xu Yi, the students once again contributed a wave of Emotion Points.

If I save up some more money, I can edit a new identity. I'm looking forward to it.

In the ride-sharing car~.

One leaned against the left window, the other against the right.

The atmosphere was incredibly awkward.

Ai Xiaoxing's inner thoughts: My mouth is so dry, hurry up and say something! Where did that absurd energy you had online go? I still need something from him.

Xu Yi's inner thoughts: How can I continue to milk the Campus Belle for Emotion Points?

At this moment, the driver took the initiative to speak, breaking the immersive atmosphere.

"Are you guys students?"

Ai Xiaoxing immediately breathed a sigh of relief, casting a grateful glance at the driver's retreating back.

"Yes, yes," Ai Xiaoxing quickly replied.

"Driver, what kind of work do you do?"

The car fell silent for a moment.

The Campus Belle's face turned bright red, and she buried her head in her chest.

The driver chuckled awkwardly, then continued, "Are you two on a date?"

"No, no. We just have a normal relationship, going out for a meal," the Campus Belle hastily explained. She took a moment to glance at Xu Yi, and seeing no reaction from him, she shrank back into herself.

"Oh~ a normal relationship. The atmosphere between you two feels like the ambiguous stage. Just out of reach, constantly pulling back and forth."

Xu Yi's interest was piqued. "Driver, it seems you're quite the experienced one."

"Ah, I wouldn't dare call myself experienced. But I've driven many cars.

I've driven new cars, used cars. I've also driven cars with large headlights... in short, many cars, and each one gave me a different experience.

A used car's accelerator is loose, and it cooperates well. A new car's accelerator is tight, and the experience is smooth.

My back strain is from driving too many cars. But that's not the point. Do you know what's most important, no matter what car you drive?"

"What?"

"You have to hold the car keys firmly in your own hands. If you let someone else drive, and they loosen the accelerator or dirty the car.

It's you who will feel the heartache.

"Okay, okay, okay."

Xu Yi couldn't help but applaud him. Every word was about cars, yet not about cars at all.

Xu Yi glanced at the Campus Belle and happened to notice a faint smile playing on her lips.

Her eyes held a meaning he couldn't quite decipher.

Xu Yi had seen that look before, back in high school, from the King of Filth girl sitting behind him. She had that same expression when she told jokes.

Case closed. This woman definitely understood. Rounding up, the Campus Belle was also an experienced driver.

As expected, you can't judge an abstract woman solely by her appearance.

"Haha~ Talking with you two is so engaging, it feels like we've known each other forever. I'd love to keep chatting," the driver said with a few laughs.

"Well, that's no excuse for you to take a detour."

[Negative Emotion Points +50]

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