People Who Sleep in the Same Bed Can't Be the Same

This made Xu Yi laugh.

If it weren't for the live stream, he would have made this woman experience the taste of losing both parents.

"Old woman, get out of the car quickly, don't force me to kick you out with the sole of my size 45 shoe."

The female office worker looked incredulous, "You want me to get out of the car? Believe it or not, I'll give you a bad review."

"Whatever."

"You, you... you just abandon me on the road, you're not a man."

"You haven't tried it, how do you know?"

"Can I really try?" The female office worker seemed tempted.

"Get out, get out, get out." Xu Yi felt a chill.

She has a boyfriend but still lusts after me, how degenerate!

[This woman just had her nose numbed, not that it's itchy, it means she's not numb at all.]

[Those who say girls are pure can go watch the comment sections under fitness videos on Douyin, it will definitely exceed your imagination.]

"Let your boyfriend pick you up. I don't have time to give you a ride, you Chun Zhu who always flaunts your superiority."

After being rejected, the female office worker broke down and roared, "Do you know who my boyfriend is?"

"Your master?"

[Negative Emotion Points +100]

"You wait, I'll call your boyfriend right now, just wait to die."

The office lady spoke into the phone, twisting the truth so much that the viewers were bewildered.

Finally, everyone heard a roar from the phone, "What? You want that kid to take the call!"

"Hmph, my boyfriend wants you to take the call, now you regret it, don't you?" the female office worker said triumphantly.

Xu Yi smiled indifferently. You two are just jerks. When it comes to profanity, he hadn't conceded to anyone.

He took the phone, and just as he was about to turn off the live stream, the man on the other end said in a low, submissive voice, "Brother, there were a lot of people just now. I apologize."

"???"

Dude, if you're this polite, how can I even scold you?

"Brother, my girlfriend is just a shrew, please don't hold it against her. She's not quite right in the head."

[Negative Emotion Points +50]

The female office worker stood there stunned, her expression blank. She couldn't believe these words were coming from her boyfriend.

Xu Yi raised an eyebrow and teased, "Oh? How is she not quite right in the head?"

"She watches videos of female empowerment figures like Yang Li, Fu Shou'er, Mai Lin... every day."

"That is indeed not quite normal."

Case closed. My mom told me not to argue with idiots.

The voice on the phone continued, "Brother, judging by your voice, you must be quite young and energetic. Want to take on a job?"

"Anything but Genshin Impact."

"Uh... can you arrange a car accident? Hit her and kill her. We can split the insurance money."

This statement completely stumped Xu Yi.

Dude, is that the kind of energy you're talking about!

"That's illegal, brother," Xu Yi reminded him.

"What are you afraid of? No one will know. Remember to keep it a secret for me."

[Well, our more than ten thousand viewers will all keep it a secret for you.]

[I'm starting to feel a bit sorry for this office lady.]

[I want to ask everyone, how should a 105 jin pig be processed after slaughter?]

[Sometimes I really want to call the police.]

"Brother, why do you want to kill her so badly?" Xu Yi asked.

The voice on the phone retorted, "Did you have murderous intent towards her just now?"

"I did."

"Then it's settled."

What a profound answer...

"Brother, do you know how I've been enduring this? She's like a sea-snail-flavored betel nut, that b*tch. What do you think? Are you taking this job?"

Xu Yi turned to look at the female office worker, "Your boyfriend is asking me if you're taking this job?"

[Negative Emotion Points +100*5]

The female office worker remained silent, only weeping and contributing Emotion Points.

Her tears mixed with the white powder on her face, creating a bizarre, paste-like appearance. Even a female ghost wouldn't be this creepy.

"Ah!"

The female office worker suddenly screamed in a frenzy, snatching the phone and wailing with all her might, "Liu Ang, I loved you so sincerely, yet you wanted my life. I'm calling the police! You scum, die!"

A nervous voice came from the other end of the phone, "Bro, did she hear all that just now?"

"She did."

"No... how could she have heard?"

"She had the speaker on."

"Bro, taking a job? A hit job."

Xu Yi: "..."

"Can't do it, I'm live-streaming. Damn, this is a big one, I can't afford it."

[Seriously, I'm just watching a stream, and someone wants to kill me?]

[Officer uncle, I'm scared...]

[Oi~ You, are you trying to hog all the spotlight?]

Xu Yi was a bit speechless. As expected, people who sleep in the same bed don't always think alike; this couple's brains were both not right.

Of course, the netizens weren't exactly normal either.

After hanging up, the woman leaned against the car window, crying rivers of tears.

Xu Yi glanced at the rearview mirror, showing a look of concern, "Hey, don't lean on the car window."

"My name isn't 'Hey'~"

"Driver, you don't need to feel sorry for me, just let me cry for a bit."

"Don't get my window dirty, it's covered in white powder, very hard to wash off."

[Negative Emotion Points +100]

"I feel even worse now, are you a devil?"

"Pfft... Sorry, I wasn't laughing at you."

This made the woman cry even louder, stubbornly refusing to leave.

Xu Yi sighed and could only choose to step on the gas pedal to take her to her destination.

"Driver, why do I always meet scum like this?"

"Because you're like a seashell-flavored betel nut."

[Negative Emotion Points +100]

"Driver, is it because I'm not good-looking?"

Xu Yi flashed a sunny, boyish smile, "No, you're very suitable to play the female lead."

The woman looked up, managing a faint smile, "Really? What female lead?"

"A zombie falling in love with Godzilla."

[Negative Emotion Points +100]

"Can't you comfort me at all?"

"It's okay, you won't meet many scumbags in the future."

"Why?"

"You're already over thirty, you won't meet many men anyway."

[Negative Emotion Points +100]

All the way, the female office worker's Emotion Points never stopped rising.

She was almost catching up to Yu Xue.

From now on, she would be Xu Yi's top supporter.

"We're here, hurry up and get out."

The white-collar woman looked at her phone, then looked around.

"This isn't my destination."

"I followed the navigation, it's not wrong."

"I filled in the wrong address, please take me to the Junma Sales Center."

Xu Yi shot her a glare, "Get lost. Believe it or not, I'll really let your ex get the insurance."

[Negative Emotion Points +100]

"At worst, I'll pay you extra."

Xu Yi immediately hit the gas. "You finally did something useful."

The female office worker lowered her head, remaining silent.

Oh, so she doesn't have any Emotion Points.

Looks like her ability to withstand blows has improved.

But this horse sales center sounds a little familiar?

Xu Yi smacked the steering wheel. He remembered… this was the gift the cute Huang Meimei wanted to give him.

Xu Yi immediately raised an eyebrow and asked, "Do you work there?"

"That's right, I'm an executive there. Jealous?"

"Alright, if you can still stay at the company tomorrow, you'll be this guy." (He gave a thumbs-up.)

Xu Yi shook his head. "Someone else bought this company to give to me, but I didn't really want it. After all, a man needs to build his own career."