The More You Dig, The Redder This Orphan Gets!
Chapter 43

Don't Bully Honest People!

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"Hah, hilarious. Just the fantasies of a ride-share driver before he starves to death.

Stupid woman, doesn't believe the truth when she hears it.

Xu Yi shot her a look of disdain.

Xu Yi despised people who flaunted their sense of superiority like this.

'My uncle is a director, another is a chairman, and my sister is a young lady from Magic City. What did I say wrong?'

"We're here, ma'am. Give me the money, that'll be 150 total."

Zhang Yu lowered her head and fiddled with her phone for a moment before looking at Xu Yi.

"Got a Lalamove job, wanna do it? 1000 yuan, we'll settle up then."

Hah, hilarious. I just got four million in my account, do I need your measly thousand?

"I'll do it!" Xu Yi said, protesting but agreeing.

Startup capital was accumulated slowly like this.

Hmph.

The white-collar woman snorted, haughtily raised her head, and entered the company.

The Lalamove job wasn't heavy, just responsible for transporting goods.

Xu Yi finished it all in an hour and a half.

"This store's renovation is really nice," Xu Yi said, looking around as he entered.

Upon entering the office area, he saw the white-collar woman sitting with three other female colleagues, leisurely drinking afternoon tea.

Because they were too far away, Xu Yi could only vaguely hear a few words.

Shrimp Head Man is peeking at me, biological dad, freedom to wear what I want, can't be defined...

[Undefined, indescribable, unobservable. Streamer, you should run, you've entered Cthulhu's lair.]

[Five-star reviewer MacArthur once said that in front of them, I'm like a raw recruit.]

Xu Yi clicked his tongue at these comments. How could they be so exaggerated?

Then, he politely pushed open the door. "The job is done, please settle the payment. 1150 total."

Zhang Yu acted as if she hadn't heard him and continued drinking her tea.

"Did you hear me? Settle the bill!"

"Are you deaf? You're not going to be a deadbeat, are you?"

[Negative Emotion Points +20]

"Sister, do you owe him money?" another female colleague asked.

Zhang Yu rolled her eyes. "Don't mind this Shrimp Head Man, it's just his way of trying to get me."

The three female colleagues instantly understood everything. They would use the same excuse when they wanted to welch on a debt.

"Then sister, what does he do?"

"Ride-share driver."

As soon as she said it, the three women simultaneously showed expressions of contempt.

That's it? And he dares to pursue our sister?

You're dreaming!

Xu Yi was so angry he laughed. He walked straight up, picked up a water cup, and splashed it on Zhang Yu's face.

"Ouch, what are you doing~"

Xu Yi sneered. "Go take a good look in the mirror. The powder on your face is thicker than my house's latex paint.

Even a geisha would call you Grandmaster. What gives you the nerve to slander me!

Give me my money, now!"

"No!"

Zhang Yu revealed a ferocious expression. "We only had a verbal agreement, it doesn't count. Sue me if you have the guts."

The next second, Xu Yi received a notification for a bad review.

"Not only am I not giving you money, I'm giving you a bad review."

Retreat! Retreat! Retreat!

Then, the three white-collar women used their bodies to disgust Xu Yi out the door before slamming it shut.

"Shrimp Head Man, don't get involved. If you dirty the cars here, you won't be able to afford to pay for them."

Xu Yi's eyes turned cold. He was this angry for the first time.

"Open the door! Are you sure you're not giving me my money?"

"We have boyfriends."

"Fine, fine, don't regret this!"

Xu Yi walked towards the car.

In the office, the four girls were still basking in the glory of their recent victory.

"Sisters, that Shrimp Head Man is gone."

"We can't use this excuse forever. Next time, how about sexual harassment, or secretly taking pictures?"

"Good idea!"

Zhang Yu said with a smile, "Last time, a driver with uremia asked us for money. It was hilarious... In the end, his account was banned, and he didn't get any money."

"We'll definitely make a lot of money this year."

Meanwhile~

Xu Yi violently turned the steering wheel, directing the car's front towards the main entrance.

His viewers were shocked and sat up straight.

[Host, what are you doing? Calm down.]

[Go ahead and crash. If you have to pay, we'll crowdfund for you.]

[We guys are all sweet and soft little kitties. The more you spoil him, the gentler he becomes, but conversely, if you treat him badly, he'll turn into the king of the forest.]

[The one above is too sweet for words.]

Boom~

The engine roared violently, and Xu Yi slammed the accelerator to the floor. The metallic paint on the car's front looked so dazzling at this moment.

Xu Yi firmly believed that violence could solve most of the world's problems.

But most people just lacked the ability to handle the aftermath.

Coincidentally, Xu Yi had it.

Bang~

The next second, the car's front violently crashed into the tempered glass door.

The glass shattered into countless pieces.

At this moment, the world seemed to fall silent.

The four white-collar workers showed expressions of disbelief, their pupils dilating.

The car didn't stop; it continued to charge forward.

It stopped when it was about a meter away from the four women.

Thump~

The four women, their hearts still pounding, collapsed onto the ground, feeling weak.

In that instant, death had been just a step away from them.

Xu Yi looked down at them condescendingly, his gaze chilling.

He placed his foot on Zhang Yu's chest and extended his hand, "Hand over the money!"

"You're crazy!" Zhang Yu screamed in despair.

Slap~

[Negative Emotion Points +400]

Xu Yi slapped her, and her face quickly swelled up.

"Hand over the money."

"You!"

Slap~

[Negative Emotion Points +500]

"Hand over the money."

With two slaps, Zhang Yu's eyes cleared completely.

Two slaps shattered the soul of a deadbeat; Officer, I am a pitiful person.

"Beep, your account has received 1150 yuan."

Xu Yi's face immediately bloomed into a smile. It would have been so much easier if they had done this earlier, right?

At this moment, in Zhang Yu's eyes, Xu Yi was a devil.

"You're a lunatic! This is murder, you'll go to jail."

Zhang Yu had quieted down, but the other three hadn't.

They started spewing insults as soon as they opened their mouths.

Xu Yi was amused; he hadn't found an excuse to hit them yet.

He walked right into it himself.

Slap, slap, slap~

[Negative Emotion Points +400 * 6]

The only sound left in the entire place was the crisp sound of slapping.

"Stop hitting us... we'll never dare to speak out of turn again."

Xu Yi glared at them menacingly, "Remember, don't bully honest people anymore."

Are you an honest person?

"Their lives are already difficult enough, and you still want to bully them. Has your conscience been eaten by dogs?

If you really push them to their limit, they'll start a knife fight and then you'll be honest."

The four dared not retort, only nodding repeatedly.

As soon as this scoundrel leaves, we're calling the police!

We have connections at the police station!

Suddenly, an angry roar came from the doorway.

"What kind of insolent peasant are you? Let them go immediately."

The four girls immediately shed tears of sorrow, "Manager, you're finally here. If you didn't come any sooner, he would have beaten us to death."

Lu Wei looked exceptionally ferocious at this moment. These four women had already explored life with him.

They were usually treated as forbidden pleasures, needing to ride bicycles gently.

But now, the four of them looked like pig heads.

"This is the Junma Sales Department, not a place you can just waltz into and start hitting people... I will make you pay the price."

Xu Yi turned to look at him, his eyes filled with amusement, "Oh? Like what."

"This is too much!"

"Security, where's security? Take him down and send him to the police station, I'll pay for the medical expenses."

Xu Yi glanced at them dismissively, then made a phone call.

"Uncle Yu, I miss my father~"

"Uncle Li, I might have to go see my father. I failed to protect that First-Class Merit medal, I'm sorry..."

"Little sister, the one I can't let go of most in this life is you... In the next life, I still want to be your brother."

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