What a joke. It was just a fantasy an online cab driver had before starving to death.
Stupid woman. She wouldn't believe the truth.
Xu Yi shot her a look of contempt.
Xu Yi despised people who got a little sense of superiority and immediately had to show it off.
One of my uncles is a bureau chief, another is a chairman, and my little sister is the Young Miss of Magic City. Have I ever bragged about any of that?
"We're here, ma'am. That'll be 150 yuan."
Zhang Yu lowered her head and fiddled with her phone for a moment, then looked at Xu Yi.
"Do you want a Huolala delivery job? A thousand yuan. I'll pay you for everything at once afterward."
What a joke. He'd just received four million yuan in his account. Did he really need her thousand?
"I'll do it!" Xu Yi said, despite himself.
That was how the initial capital for a business was slowly built up.
"Hmph."
The white-collar woman snorted, lifted her chin haughtily, and went inside the company.
The Huolala job wasn't hard. He just had to transport some goods.
Xu Yi finished the whole thing in an hour and a half.
"This shop's decor is really nice." Xu Yi went inside and looked around.
When he entered the office area, he saw the white-collar woman sitting with three other white-collar women, leisurely enjoying afternoon tea.
They were too far away for Xu Yi to hear clearly, but he caught a few words.
"Shrimp Head Man was sneaking glances at me," "biological father," "freedom to dress," "don't let yourself be defined"...
Undefined, indescribable, unobservable. Streamer, you'd better run. You've already entered the lair of Cthulhu.
The five-star critic MacArthur once said, "Standing in front of them, I feel like a raw recruit."
Xu Yi clicked his tongue as he read the comments. Was it really that exaggerated?
Then he politely pushed open the door. "I'm done. Settle the payment. That'll be 1,150 yuan in total."
Zhang Yu acted as if she hadn't heard him and continued drinking her tea.
"Did you hear me? Pay up!"
"Are you pretending to be deaf? Don't tell me you're going to stiff me."
Negative Emotion Points +20
"Hey, did you borrow money from him?" another white-collar woman asked.
Zhang Yu rolled her eyes. "Ignore this Shrimp Head Man. He's just using this as an excuse to chase after me."
The other three white-collar women immediately understood. They'd used the same excuse when they wanted to stiff someone.
"So, what does he do?"
"He's an online cab driver."
As soon as she said that, all three women wore looks of contempt.
That's it? And he has the nerve to chase after our girl?
Keep dreaming!
Xu Yi was so angry he laughed. He walked straight over, picked up a glass of water, and splashed it in Zhang Yu's face.
"Hey! What are you doing~"
Xu Yi sneered. "Go take a good look in the mirror. The powder on your face is thicker than the latex paint at my place.
Even a geisha would call you her master. Where do you get the nerve to slander me?
Pay up!"
"No!"
Zhang Yu's expression turned savage. "We only had a verbal agreement. It doesn't count. If you've got the guts, go sue me."
The next second, Xu Yi received a notification that he'd gotten a bad review.
"I'm not only refusing to pay you, I'm giving you a bad review too."
Back! Back! Back!
Then the three white-collar women crowded Xu Yi out of the door with their bodies and shut it.
"Shrimp Head Man, don't come near us. If you damage one of the cars here, you can't afford to pay for it."
Xu Yi's eyes were icy. He'd never been this angry before.
"Open the door! Are you sure you're not going to pay me?"
"We have boyfriends."
"Fine. Don't you dare regret this!"
Xu Yi walked to his car.
Inside the office, the four women were still congratulating themselves on their victory.
"Girl, the Shrimp Head Man's gone."
"We can't use this excuse forever. Next time, how about we accuse him of sexual harassment or taking photos without permission?"
"Great idea!"
Zhang Yu smiled brightly. "Last time, a driver with uremia asked us for money. What a joke... His account ended up getting banned, and he still didn't get paid."
"We'll definitely make a lot of money over the course of this year."
Meanwhile~
Xu Yi spun the steering wheel hard, turning the front of the car toward the entrance.
The streamer friends were so shocked they sat up.
Streamer, what are you doing? Stay calm.
Do it. If you have to pay damages, the brothers will crowdfund it for you.
We guys are all soft, sweet little kittens. The more you hurt us, the gentler we get. But if you treat us badly, we turn into kings of the forest.
The person above is really laying it on thick.
Vroom~
The engine roared violently as Xu Yi floored the accelerator. The metallic paint on the car's front gleamed brilliantly.
Xu Yi firmly believed that violence could solve most problems in the world.
Most people simply lacked the ability to deal with the consequences.
Fortunately, Xu Yi didn't.
Crash~
The next second, the front of the car slammed into the tempered-glass door.
The glass shattered into countless fragments.
For a moment, it was as if the world had gone silent.
The four white-collar women stared in disbelief, their pupils dilating.
The car didn't stop. It kept charging forward.
It finally stopped about a meter away from the four women.
Thump~
The four women collapsed to the floor, trembling and weak-kneed, still shaken.
In that instant, the Grim Reaper had been only one step away from them.
Xu Yi looked down at them, his gaze icy.
Then he planted a foot on Zhang Yu's chest and held out his hand. "Pay me back!"
"You're crazy!" Zhang Yu screamed in despair.
Smack~
Negative Emotion Points +400
Xu Yi slapped her, and her face quickly swelled up.
"Pay me back."
"You!"
Smack~
Negative Emotion Points +500
"Pay me back."
After two slaps, Zhang Yu finally came to her senses.
Two slaps shattered the deadbeat's soul. Officer, I'm the victim here.
"Ding! 1,150 yuan has been deposited into your account."
Xu Yi immediately broke into a smile. Why couldn't she have done that sooner?
In Zhang Yu's eyes, Xu Yi was a demon.
"You're a lunatic! You're trying to kill someone! You'll go to prison!"
Zhang Yu had learned her lesson, but the other three hadn't.
They opened their mouths and started mouthing off.
Xu Yi laughed. He hadn't even found an excuse to hit them yet.
And now they were practically putting their faces in his hands.
Smack, smack, smack~
Negative Emotion Points +400*6
The only sound in the whole place was the crisp crack of slaps.
"Stop hitting us... We won't say anything again."
Xu Yi glared at them menacingly. "Remember, don't bully honest people again."
Are you an honest person?
"They already have a hard enough time as it is, and you still bully them. Have you no conscience?
If you push them too far, they might start a knife fight. Then you'll learn your lesson."
The four didn't dare talk back. They just nodded repeatedly.
As soon as this bastard left, they'd call the police!
They had connections at the police station~
Suddenly, an angry roar came from the entrance.
"Which one of you troublemakers is this? Let them go!"
The four women immediately burst into tears. "Manager, you're finally here. If you'd been any later, he would've beaten us to death."
Lu Wei looked utterly furious. He'd already shared plenty of intimate moments with these four women.
He'd always treated them like prized possessions, riding his bicycle with the utmost care.
Yet now they all looked like pigs' heads.
"This is the Junma Sales Department, not somewhere you can come and go as you please. You even hit people... I'll make you pay for this."
Xu Yi turned to look at him, his gaze teasing. "Oh? How?"
"You've gone too far!"
"Security! Where's security? Break his legs and then take him to the police station. I'll pay the medical bills."
Xu Yi swept them a scornful glance, then made a call.
"Uncle Yu, I miss my father~"
"Uncle Li, I may be going to see my father soon. I failed to protect that First-Class Merit medal. I'm sorry..."
"Little sister, you're the one thing I can't let go of in this life... In my next life, I still want to be your big brother."
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