I Really Can't Remember... I Really Can't Remember!

Zheng Qian sneered triumphantly ahead, "Country bumpkin, let's see what you're going to do?"

As soon as he spoke, a powerful impact struck.

Immediately, the world spun, and the shadow of death enveloped him.

The Ferrari overturned, and the airbags deployed instantly.

The immense force rattled his brain, nearly causing him to pass out.

At this moment, Zheng Qian was filled with panic, his mind racing with a single thought: How dare he?

How dare this country bumpkin?!

He was a distinguished Ferrari owner; on the road, everyone would actively avoid him, afraid that even a glance would cause an explosion.

How dare a Porsche try to cause an accident with him!

From behind, the butler's weak voice called out, "Young master, we've been rear-ended."

"I know, damn it!"

"This country bumpkin is finished. I'll make him bankrupt with damages."

[Negative Emotion Points +500 * 8]

[Negative Emotion Points +500 * 8]

Meanwhile, Xu Yi sat calmly in his car, his Emotion Points soaring.

However, his eyes remained cold. You dare cut me off? I'll send you flying.

Beside him, Ai Xiaoxing's eyes mixed excitement and worry. "Dude, that was awesome! You did something I've always wanted to do. Reckless driving like that is the lowest of the low. But Xu Yi, are they okay?"

"Should be fine~"

Xu Yi was genuinely worried about causing a fatality, so he got out of the car to check.

Opening the door, he saw an old man and a young man in an extremely awkward position. Both had only sustained minor scrapes.

Xu Yi's first words were a bombshell: "You two aren't dead, are you? Honestly, how could you be so careless?"

[Negative Emotion Points +500 * 4]

Zheng Qian roared in anger, "Country bumpkin! You dare hit me? I'm not done with you. Believe it or not, I'll have you thrown in jail for life."

"Idiot~ Reckless driving is entirely your fault," Xu Yi said with a contemptuous sneer.

"Is that right, butler?"

"Yes, young master."

[Negative Emotion Points +500]

"Why didn't you warn me earlier?"

"You told me to shut up."

"Damn it! Butler, as soon as I get out of here, I'll have my bodyguards kill you first, then kill him." Zheng Qian was furious, his composure shattered as he cursed.

Ai Xiaoxing looked at him coldly, her eyes filled with intense disgust. "Didn't I tell you, Zheng, to stop bothering me?"

"Xiaoxing, Xiaoxing... listen to my explanation."

"Don't call me Xiaoxing. You make me sick."

He hadn't cried when his car flipped, nor when he was told he was at fault. But being called disgusting by the Campus Belle broke him.

He finally lost it, tears streaming down like a broken string of pearls.

"Wuwuwu... Xiaoxing, what am I lacking compared to him? You smile so brightly at him, yet you despise me so much."

Ai Xiaoxing's expression remained cold. "Do you know what you look like right now?"

"What?"

"The evergreen of simps, the pillar of jokers, McDonald's mascot."

Zheng Qian: "..."

"Stop talking."

"You're the busiest in the Gotham circus, the wildest in Gotham. You stand guard at McDonald's, the king and queen in a deck of cards."

"Wuwuwu... Please, just stop! I'm breaking down, I'm really breaking down."

Zheng Qian's tears flowed uncontrollably again.

No man wants the woman he's liked for years to see him in such a pathetic state, and no man can endure her direct mockery.

Xu Yi knew this principle well, realizing it was a prime opportunity to earn Emotion Points.

He immediately took a step forward, tilting his head back to look at the sky at a 45-degree angle.

"Mr. Lu Xun once wrote that I couldn't sleep, lying down or sitting up. After carefully reading the original text all night, I discerned two words between the lines."

"Cannibalism?"

"Clown!"

[Negative Emotion Points +1000]

"Xu Yi, I swear I'll get you!"

Lies don't hurt; the truth is a sharp knife.

Pfft~

Ai Xiaoxing couldn't help but burst into laughter.

Even the butler was trying hard to stifle his laughter, his shoulders shaking and his face flushed red.

"Butler, what are you laughing at?" Zheng Qian's eyes were bloodshot, and he looked at the butler with a ferocious expression.

The butler pursed his lips, "I'm not, young master."

"Then why are you shaking?"

"I'm in so much pain... young master."

If he weren't immobilized right now, he would have definitely given the butler a flying kick.

Ding-dong, ding-dong~

The police car finally arrived.

Dealing with things during the New Year's holiday would annoy anyone, but seeing two luxury cars collide made them considerably more excited.

After carefully reviewing the dashcam footage, it was determined that Zheng Qian was entirely at fault.

Zheng Qian retorted, "Do you know who I am? My family has connections inside! I advise you to think carefully and re-evaluate the verdict."

The traffic police officer rolled his eyes, "The Porsche they're driving isn't bad either. You don't need to flaunt your superiority in front of us ordinary people."

"What the hell, how arrogant! I'll give you money... is one million enough?"

The two traffic police officers exchanged glances. "Sir, the bodycam has already recorded your bribery attempt."

Zheng Qian: "..."

"Why have you guys become so unfamiliar?"

The traffic police officer sneered. This is hilarious.

This case had been specifically flagged by their superiors.

A full meal versus being full for every meal, even an idiot knew which to choose.

"You country bumpkin, I'm not done with you! I'll run you over another day..."

Xu Yi's expression turned cold. Still barking like a dog?

Send it!

The two big shots watching the live stream at this moment did not look pleased.

Fang Tang, in particular, was almost scared to death.

He had just used the excuse of needing to urinate to specifically call the traffic brigade.

Otherwise, who knew what would have happened.

Zhang Mu maintained his previous posture, but his tone became extremely authoritative, a presence cultivated from years of holding high positions.

"This Zheng Qian is quite arrogant. What kind of business is his family in?"

Fang Tang lowered his head slightly, "His family runs an entertainment company called Huarun Entertainment."

"Good, very good. Relying on his wealth to be arrogant and lawless."

Fang Tang was taken aback. Huarun Entertainment... it really was time to give them a good warning.

Not enough to cripple them, but a significant financial blow would teach them their place.

After finishing his statement, Xu Yi quickly took Ai Xiaoxing to the recording studio.

This recording studio was top-notch, with rental fees alone costing over a hundred thousand a day.

"Buddy, have you thought of a song yet?"

"Not yet, how about we try a DJ track?"

[Negative Emotion Points +50]

Of course, Xu Yi was just joking. His mind was racing.

Countless hit songs flashed through his mind, and then a song called "Sakura Porcelain" suddenly took center stage.

His brain started playing it on repeat.

Brain, hurry up and think!

Almost there, just a little bit more.

Hahaha, I can't remember... I really can't remember...!!

Seeing Xu Yi looking like he was about to go crazy, the Campus Belle nervously clenched her fists.

"Xu Yi, why don't we think about it tomorrow? I'm not in a hurry, really."

So close, just a little bit more!

This old Daoist is almost there.

Three Flowers Gathering at the Top, pfft, Three Flowers Creamy Milk!

South Heaven Gate, South Heaven…MEN!

Stupid brain, what are you thinking about now?!