I Can't Remember... I Really Can't Remember!

Zheng Qian, up ahead, sneered smugly. "You mutt, what are you going to do now?"

As soon as the words left his mouth, a powerful impact slammed into them.

The world spun around them, and the shadow of death enveloped him.

The Ferrari flipped onto its side, and the airbags deployed in an instant.

The impact rattled his brain until he was completely dazed. He nearly passed out.

Zheng Qian's face was stricken with panic. Only one thought filled his mind: How dare he?

How dare that mutt?!

He was the owner of a prestigious Ferrari. On the road, who would dare not get out of his way? People were afraid even looking at it might make it explode.

How dare some guy in a Porsche pull a stunt like this!

The butler's weak voice came from behind him. "Young Master, we've been rear-ended."

"I know, damn it!"

"That mutt's finished. I'll make him pay until he's bankrupt."

Negative Emotion Points +500*8

Negative Emotion Points +500*8

Xu Yi sat calmly inside his car, raking in Emotion Points like crazy.

But his gaze remained icy. You dared to cut me off? I'll send you flying.

Ai Xiaoxing's eyes held both excitement and worry. "Dude, that was awesome! You did what I've always wanted to do but never dared. Deliberately cutting someone off is the lowest of the low.

"But Xu Yi, they should be okay, right?"

"They should be al-right~"

Xu Yi was genuinely worried someone might have died, so he got out to check himself.

He opened the car door and saw an old man and a young man in an extremely bizarre position. They'd only suffered a few minor scrapes.

Xu Yi opened with a King Bomb. "You two didn't get yourselves killed, did you? Honestly, how could you be so careless?"

Negative Emotion Points +500*4

Zheng Qian roared furiously, "You mutt! You dare hit me? I'll never let this go! Believe me, I'll make sure you rot in prison!"

"Idiot~ The one who deliberately cut someone off is fully at fault." Xu Yi sneered scornfully.

"Butler, is that right?"

"That's correct, Young Master."

Negative Emotion Points +500

"Why didn't you tell me that earlier?"

"You told me to shut up."

"Damn it! Butler, once I get out of here, the first thing I'll do is have my bodyguards kill you, then kill him!" Zheng Qian cursed, furious and completely losing it.

Ai Xiaoxing looked at him coldly, her eyes filled with undisguised disgust. "Didn't I tell you to stop bothering me, Zheng?"

"Xiaoxing, Xiaoxing... let me explain."

"Don't call me Xiaoxing. You disgust me."

When the car flipped onto its side, he hadn't cried. When he was told he was fully at fault, he hadn't had time to cry either. But when the Campus Belle called him disgusting—

He couldn't hold it in anymore. Tears streamed down his face like pearls from a broken string.

"Waaah... Xiaoxing, how am I worse than him? You smile so brightly at him, but you hate me so much."

Ai Xiaoxing remained cold-faced. "Do you know what you look like right now?"

"What?"

"The evergreen of simps, the pillar of strength among Jokers, McDonald's mascot."

Zheng Qian: "..."

"Please stop."

"You're the big boss of Gotham City, the busiest one in the circus, the most unhinged in Gotham. You stand guard outside McDonald's, and in a deck of cards, you're the two jokers."

"Waaah... I'm begging you, please really stop! I'm broken, I really am!"

Zheng Qian's tears flowed again, despite his best efforts.

No man wanted a woman he'd loved for years to see him in such a sorry state. And no man could stand a woman openly mocking him to his face.

Xu Yi understood this perfectly, so he realized this was a great chance to earn Emotion Points.

He immediately took a step forward and gazed up at the sky at a 45-degree angle.

"Mr. Lu Xun once wrote, 'I couldn't sleep no matter which way I lay, so I read the original text carefully for half the night. Only then did I discover two words hidden between the lines.'"

"Cannibalism?"

"Clown!"

Negative Emotion Points +1000

"Xu Yi, you and I are mortal enemies!"

Lies don't hurt. The truth is the sharpest blade.

Pfft~

Ai Xiaoxing couldn't hold back and burst out laughing.

Even the butler was trying hard to stifle his laughter. His shoulders kept shaking, and his face was flushed red.

"Butler, what are you laughing at?" Zheng Qian glared at him with bloodshot eyes, his face twisted with rage.

The butler pressed his lips together. "I'm not laughing, Young Master."

"Then why are you shaking?"

"I'm in too much pain... Young Master."

If he hadn't been unable to move right now, he would've given the butler a Zheng-General Flying Kick.

Ding-dong, ding-dong~

The police finally arrived.

Anyone would be irritable having to deal with this during the New Year, but seeing two luxury cars crashed into each other immediately perked them up.

After carefully reviewing the dashcam footage, they determined that Zheng Qian was fully at fault.

Zheng Qian protested, "Do you know who I am? My family has connections! I suggest you think this over carefully and reassess your decision."

The traffic officer rolled his eyes. "The guy in the Porsche isn't exactly driving a cheap car either. You can stop flaunting your superiority in front of ordinary people like us."

"What the hell? How dare you! I'll pay you... Is a million enough?"

The two traffic officers exchanged a glance. "Sir, our body cams just recorded you attempting to bribe us."

Zheng Qian: "..."

"Why have you all become such strangers?"

The traffic officer sneered. What a joke.

This case had been specifically brought to their attention by their superiors.

A big meal once, or a steady supply of meals? Even an idiot knew which to choose.

"You mutt, I'm not done with you! One of these days, I'll run you over..."

Xu Yi's expression turned cold. He was still barking?

Come at me!!!

The two bigshots watching the livestream looked rather displeased.

Fang Tang, especially, had nearly been scared to death.

Just now, he'd used the excuse of going to the bathroom to call the traffic police.

Otherwise, who knew what might have happened?

Zhang Mu still sat in the same pose as before, but his tone had become extremely authoritative. It was the kind of presence that came only from holding a position of power for many years.

"This Zheng Qian is quite the bully. What does his family do?"

Fang Tang lowered his head slightly. "They run an entertainment company called Huarun Entertainment."

"Good. Very good. He's throwing his weight around and acting like a tyrant just because he has a little money, as if the law doesn't apply to him."

Fang Tang paused. Huarun Entertainment... really ought to be taught a lesson.

Unless it suffered a serious financial blow, it would never learn its place.

After finishing his statement, Xu Yi hurriedly took Ai Xiaoxing to a recording studio.

The studio was top-notch. Just renting it for one day cost over a hundred thousand yuan.

"Dude, have you remembered the song yet?"

"Not yet. Want to try DJ music?"

Negative Emotion Points +50

Of course, Xu Yi had only been joking. His mind was racing.

Countless hit songs flashed through his head. Then, all of a sudden, Sakura Porcelain took over.

His brain began playing it on repeat.

Come on, stupid brain, hurry up and remember!

I'm so close, just a little more.

"Hahaha, I can't remember... I really can't remember...!!"

Seeing Xu Yi looking as if he were about to lose his mind, the Campus Belle clasped her hands nervously.

"Xu Yi, maybe we should try again tomorrow. I'm really not in a hurry."

I'm so close, just a little more!

This Daoist is almost there.

Three flowers gather at the crown—no, three flowers, condensed milk!

South Heaven's Gate, South Heav... MEN!

Stupid brain, what are you thinking about now?!