I, Izayoi Sakamaki, Joined a Chat Group at the Start
Chapter 41

I, Izayoi Sakamaki, Joined the Chat Group at the Start

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Minamiya Natsuki: "Oh? Looking for work? I can give you a maid's job."

Spider-ko: "We're not even in the same world. How would you give her one?"

Zhongli: "Do the gods in your world need to eat?"

Hestia: "Originally, no. But after descending to the lower realm, our Divine Power is sealed. If we don't eat, we have no strength."

Takanashi Rikka: "Heh heh, lowly god, you actually came to this gathering place of the Myriad Worlds to beg for food!"

Tony: "If you're short on money, you can exchange Points with me for gold bars. Unlimited quantity, no markup."

Hestia: "Really? But gold bars don't seem to be worth much in my world."

Fūrinji Miu: "@Hestia, don't listen to their nonsense. If you need money, you can exchange Points directly for cash."

Hestia: "Really? I happen to have ten Points right now. Thank you, Sister Miu."

Seeing one of the few people in the group who treated her well, Fūrinji Miu, Hestia shed tears of gratitude.

But gratitude could not fill her stomach. She hurriedly exchanged her Points for currency from her world.

Whoosh—

Ten Points were instantly deducted from her account, and a pile of gold coins large enough to bury Hestia submerged her completely.

"Ugh—"

Struggling her way out of the sea of money, Hestia's eyes had turned gold.

"It's money!! Ahahaha!! This goddess is finally no longer broke! This goddess has money too!"

Hestia excitedly swam through the sea of money, only putting the gold coins away after a while.

Looking at the run-down basement, Hestia wondered whether she should buy a house.

Hmm, she would also need maids, a chef, musicians...

Right, that old man who had taken her in before had treated her quite well. She should leave him some money too.

As for what she had said before about taking in a Familia?

She could support herself now, so why would she need one?

The Galaxy-Sized Dormammu's True Body, the Fall of an Evil God

"Honestly, I was planning to tease that silly goddess a little longer."

Seeing Fūrinji Miu tell Hestia so quickly that Points could be exchanged for money, Izayoi Sakamaki shook his head in disappointment.

There went one source of entertainment.

Izayoi Sakamaki: "Things have been a little boring lately. Say, whose world can I visit for some fun?"

Fūrinji Miu: "Eh? Are you done with your work, Izayoi?"

Minamiya Natsuki: "Have some fun... I don't think my world could withstand the Administrator having fun, could it?"

Zhongli: "If you wish to travel, I can introduce the Administrator to Liyue's famous sights and historic sites."

Tony: "Speaking of boredom, I feel like my world has gotten a little chaotic lately. Yesterday, a hammer actually fell from the sky."

Spider-ko: "Did that hammer really recognize someone? Wasn't it just a meteorite or something?"

Gilgamesh: "Boredom? What a troublesome adversary. In the Throne of Heroes, where there is no concept of time, even this king is nearing decay."

Tony: "Enough talk. I'll go check out that hammer first. Maybe I can use its special material to improve my Mark mecha."

Izayoi Sakamaki: "Hmm, that sounds a little strange. Tony, haven't you joined the Avengers?"

Tony: "Avengers? You mean S.H.I.E.L.D.? That old bastard didn't look like a decent person at all. I can handle things on my own."

Setting down the mecha model in his hand, Tony rubbed his temples.

It was not as if he had never considered it before, but the moment he proposed using the Cosmic Cube, that director had rejected him.

And he had seen the staff members other than the director as well.

They were the same kind of people he used to be.

They were all capitalists. Tony had not seen honor or justice in their eyes, only profit.

Working as a thug in a place like that...

Heh.

Ding. It has been detected that group member Tony's world is facing a crisis. A mission is now being issued.

An urgent notification sounded. Tony froze for a moment, then quickly reacted and hurriedly asked his computer.

"Jarvis, has there been any movement from that hammer?"

"Scanning..."

"The military has surrounded the hammer's impact site. No abnormalities detected."

"Damn it, could there be some other disaster?"

Tony gritted his teeth and checked the newly issued mission.

Mission: Dormammu from the Dark Universe seeks to devour Earth. Master Ancient, the only one capable of resisting him, has been killed by her own disciple, while her successor has yet to mature. Earth faces a crisis of destruction. Requirement: Repel/kill Dormammu. Restriction: Only three participants allowed. Mission Reward: 100,000 Points.

Wait, this was not caused by that hammer?

Seeing the mission that had suddenly appeared, not only was Tony stunned, but even Izayoi Sakamaki was puzzled.

When Tony said a hammer had fallen from the sky, he had assumed it was Thor's storyline. He had not expected the turn to come so quickly, shifting straight to Doctor Strange instead.

But that made sense. The only threat in Thor's storyline was the Destroyer, and the Destroyer was merely a tool Odin used to test his son. It had always been under Odin's control.

Dormammu from Doctor Strange's storyline was different. He was the Ruler of the Dark Universe, possessing unmatched power.

In the original storyline, Doctor Strange had forcibly annoyed him to death with the power of the Time Stone.

If Dormammu had been a little more patient, then even if he could not kill Doctor Strange, he could have driven him mad through endless death.

"Something interesting has happened again. Let's go have some fun."

At that thought, Izayoi Sakamaki knew that something had gone wrong with Doctor Strange's storyline, and Doctor Strange had failed to resist Dormammu's attack.

As for why the timing overlapped with Thor's storyline, Izayoi Sakamaki had no idea either.

Marvel having plenty of bugs was perfectly normal. Maybe Dormammu had simply decided on a whim to arrive earlier.

"Accept mission."

A familiar fluctuation of Spacetime arrived, and Izayoi Sakamaki vanished from where he stood. Under the Chat Group's immense power, he broke through the barrier between worlds and arrived in the Marvel world once more.

"Yo, long time no see, Tony. Your world really is full of disasters. This is already the second time..."

Izayoi Sakamaki, who had appeared before Tony, greeted him.

"I don't want this either. The Ruler of the Dark Universe... no matter how I look at it, that doesn't sound like something I can handle."

Tony was exhausted too. He just wanted to focus on research and play Iron Man or something. "Besides you, nobody else accepted the mission. Everyone has a proper understanding of their own strength."

"I am the Evil King True Eye User. Foolish Iron Person, kneel before me."

"I am the Ruler of Arrogance. Lowly human, fear me!"

The moment Tony finished speaking, two familiar voices came from behind him.

"..."

"..."

The sudden voices made Tony turn around stiffly like a machine. There stood a beautiful girl in a high school uniform and an eyepatch, along with a White Spider who had somehow turned on a beauty filter, both striking chuunibyou poses.

"Hahaha, you two are really interesting."

Rather than getting angry at the sight of them, Izayoi Sakamaki laughed.

"Wait, why are you two weaklings here for something this dangerous?"

Unlike Izayoi Sakamaki's calmness, Tony grew nervous. Pointing at the two people who did not know their own limits, he shouted.

The Ruler of the Dark Universe—he obviously sounded incredibly powerful, right?

Were this chuunibyou duo here to be comedians?

"Heh heh, foolish one, my contractor is here. What danger could there be?"

"My Evil Eye has already seen the scene of the boss shattering the enemy!"

"Haha, that's right. With me here, there definitely won't be any problems."

Hearing the two living treasures, Izayoi Sakamaki patted Tony on the shoulder reassuringly.

Tony could only sigh. Looking at Izayoi Sakamaki, his earlier panic vanished, leaving behind nothing but a strong sense of security. Perhaps that was the effect of a powerhouse.

"Fine, let's just say these two are here to leech Points."

"Leech... leech Points? Don't make it sound so awful. We're here to record the boss's glorious epic."

Upon hearing Tony's words, Spider-ko immediately objected. Crossing her four spider legs over her chest, she directly started a Live Stream Room.

Izayoi Sakamaki's Peak Power Shatters the Miracle of Eternity

"Hello, everyone! I'm your adorable and charming Spider-ko! This time, our handsome and powerful Administrator will face the terrifying ruler of darkness head-on, and this Spider-ko will be your commentator~"

After turning on the beauty filter, Spider-ko's confidence returned. She somehow pulled out a microphone and began her commentary with great flair. Tsunade: "...What level of beauty filter is this? Those watery, oversized eyes..."

Minamiya Natsuki: "Is that a spider? Spiders don't have eyes that large, do they?"

"Your focus is completely wrong!"

Seeing the comments in the Live Stream Room, Spider-ko stomped her feet in anger. What beauty filter? She naturally looked like this, okay?

"Spider-ko, you have fallen. You have fallen from a lofty Evil God into a pitiful idol."

Even Takanashi Rikka joined in, placing one hand on her hip and accusing Spider-ko as if she had been betrayed.

Spider-ko froze. She had not expected Takanashi Rikka to react so strongly. After hesitating for a moment, she said, "How about... we commentate together?"

"Can I?"

"Mm-hm. We are the Evil Eye Duo, after all."

"Heh heh, since you have invited me so sincerely, I cannot exactly refuse."

"..."

Seeing the mascot duo, everyone in the group was somewhat speechless.

Were these two here to provide comedy?

Still, the entertainment value was quite good. At the very least, everyone in the group watched with great interest.

"Is it really okay to be this relaxed?"

Tony looked at the two of them, then cautiously asked Izayoi Sakamaki.

"What wouldn't be okay about it? Aren't I here?"

Smiling confidently, Izayoi Sakamaki walked over to the window and rubbed his chin.

He had a problem now: the Chat Group had not transported them to where Dormammu was attacking Earth, and he did not know where Dormammu was. If he wanted to complete the mission, he would have to wait until Dormammu broke through Ancient One's Defense Line and officially attacked Earth.

"System, did you send us to the wrong place?"

Administrator suggestion received. Reviewing...

Review successful. Future transmission locations will be changed to areas near the mission target.

Transmitting...

The moment the notification sounded, Izayoi Sakamaki and the two mascots vanished, leaving behind a bewildered Tony.

"Where did they go?"

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