The Incompetent Brother-in-law

In Xia Nuo's mind, it was filled with the epic romance he had imagined, titled Martyrdom for Love.

He felt he was no longer just a simple younger brother, but the driving force and witness to this great legend!

For his brother-in-law's great sacrifice, for his sister's eternal happiness, he would not shirk his duty!

"Brother-in-law, don't worry, leave it to me!"

Xia Nuo's blood boiled, and he let out a roar, his handsome face filled with tragic determination.

He turned into a streak of pitch-black lightning tearing through the sky, carrying an unstoppable divine aura, and charged fiercely towards the center of the two destructive storms in the sky!

However, less than three minutes later.

"Ah--! You two crazy women--!"

A piercing scream, filled with infinite grievance, approached from afar. The black dot that had charged into the sky was now returning at least three times faster than it had left, trailing a long black smoke, like an out-of-control meteor, plummeting straight down.

BOOM--!

In the center of the sports field, the earth let out a pained cry, forcefully smashed into a human-shaped giant pit dozens of meters in diameter and unfathomably deep!

The violent shockwave kicked up dust and debris, spreading outwards like a tsunami, causing the entire ground to shake violently.

In the dormitory building a kilometer away, all the survivors felt their feet jolt, and the window glass hummed, as if a magnitude seven earthquake had struck.

The melon-eating crowds perched on the dormitory fence, their mouths agape, wide enough to swallow an egg.

"I... I'm not seeing things, am I? That imposing new chief instructor just went up into the sky."

"And then?" a classmate asked, trembling.

"And then... it looks like he was... beaten down."

"Huh?"

The entire dormitory building fell into a dead silence for several seconds, then erupted into a tidal wave of whispers.

"In my thirty years of life, I haven't encountered as many absurd things as I have this morning!"

"So the situation is, the brother wanted to stand up for his sister, but the sister and her best friend started fighting over a man, and the brother went to break up the fight, and then... he was beaten down by the two sisters working together? This relationship is too messy! My CPU is going to burn out!"

"Amazing, too strong. What exactly did Lord Chu He say to Xia Yao's brother for him to willingly become a human target?"

"Don't talk, feel it with your heart! I just want to know, is this brother-in-law... still alive?"

Meanwhile, in the Dragon Country's live broadcast room, the barrage of comments, forming a white waterfall, had completely drowned out the screen.

"Hahahaha! I'm sorry, even though it's tragic, I really can't help it!"

"LMAO! They told you to break up a fight, not to be a target! Now look, the only designated victim of a tag-team beatdown!"

"God Chu's mouth is truly blessed, he tricked the brother-in-law with just a few words!"

"What survival game is this, this is clearly Chu He's harem sitcom! And it's being broadcast live globally!"

"I declare, the brother-in-law has been crowned the sole comedian of this match! He came out as arrogant as can be, and now he's fallen as hard as possible!"

Countless viewers laughed, pounding their chests and stomping their feet, frantically taking screenshots. The best meme of the year was born.

Chu He had already teleported to a safe zone a second before Xia Nuo crashed.

A few seconds later, Xia Nuo, with his hair a mess and his face covered in dirt, crawled out of the pit, spitting out mud and yelling curses at the sky.

Chu He ambled over, looked him up and down, and said in a tone of pity mixed with a hint of inquiry, "You're also SSS-Class, how can you be so weak?"

"Damn it!"

Xia Nuo's handsome face turned red with anger, almost spitting blood.

"I was trying to break up the fight! But those two crazy women found me annoying, stopped fighting, and just blasted me down together! I can handle one, but how could I possibly fight against both of them!"

High in the sky, after a brief "truce," the fighting and arguing continued, the words becoming increasingly vulgar.

"Xia Yao! You idiot with muscles in your brain! What can you do besides brute force!"

Kachi's crisp voice was laced with poisoned blades. With a casual wave of her hand, billions of starlight transformed into countless intricate rune chains, wrapping around Xia Yao from all directions.

"You flat-chested little thing! You steal my man and you have the nerve to talk back! If I don't tear off that ragged star-patterned dress of yours today, my name isn't Xia Yao!"

Xia Yao's roar was like rolling thunder. Ignoring the flashy chains, she condensed a sky-obscuring, darkness-devouring giant hand and simply and brutally swatted at Kachi, accompanied by a dark slash that could swallow light.

Kachi dodged nimbly, laughing until her body trembled.

"Oh my, such a temper. Unlike some people, I didn't spend the whole night sleeping with a man and not even make a peep. He and I, we were quite lively, you know."

"What the hell! When did you come to my room? You were eavesdropping!" Xia Yao's movements suddenly froze, and she roared in exasperation.

"From 10 PM to 3 AM, I was listening behind your door! My ears are almost calloused from listening, but I didn't hear anything!" Kachi said with disdain.

"Hmph! No wonder!" Xia Yao sneered. "Chu He and I were affectionate from past four until past nine. You came too late, I was already fast asleep!"

"Damn it! You hogged him for five hours! My Little He He can't be with you, he'll be drained dry by you sooner or later!" Kachi was furious, and the star river storm around her became even more violent.

Xia Yao: "What do you mean 'my Little He He'? Chu He is mine! Mine!"

Kachi: "Come on! Whoever wins, Chu He belongs to her tonight!"

BOOM!

Xia Yao completely lost it, and the ferocity of the battle escalated once more.

All sorts of vicious yet childish curses, accompanied by world-ending energy aftershocks, echoed throughout the entire campus.

On the ground, Chu He and Xia Nuo watched, their eye corners twitching wildly.

The magnificent epic of "Martyrdom for Love" in Xia Nuo's mind was shattered into pieces by this realistic scene of a shrew's scolding.

He began to doubt if his mind had been clouded by greed just now.

This earth-shattering battle continued until eleven in the morning.

Just then, an indescribable, suffocating, terrifying pressure descended from the sky without warning, blanketing the entire campus!

The next second, the space above the sports field began to twist violently, like a water surface disturbed by a thrown stone.

A figure as sturdy as a mountain appeared out of thin air. Two Multi-armed Monsters followed him, carrying several large bags of fragrant ingredients.

The newcomer was Xia Yan.

His gaze immediately fell upon the huge pit on the sports field, the terrifying, bottomless gash on the distant teaching building, and the two energy storms in the sky that were fighting fiercely, churning the clouds.

His rugged face instantly transformed from astonishment to rage.

"What's going on!"

A roar, like thunder from the heavens, exploded!

"You two brats, why are you fighting!"