A Queen Rubs My Legs Below, a Loli Steps on My Back Above!

"Brother-in-law?"

Xia Yan whipped his head around. His 2.5-meter height exuded an oppressive aura that seemed to freeze the surrounding air. He stared intently at Xia Nuo's handsome face, which bore a slight resemblance to his sister's.

"What did you just call him?"

Xia Nuo flinched, but still stubbornly retorted, "Is there a problem?"

"A problem...?" Xia Yan almost choked, his breath catching in his throat. "Holy crap! You're already betraying me? What did I send you here for! Was it to find your brother-in-law!"

Xia Nuo looked utterly innocent, even showing a hint of admiration for Chu He.

"Uncle, didn't you see? Brother-in-law risked his life for my sister and Sister Kachi! He didn't hesitate to put a noose around his own neck in front of two SSS-Class existences! What profound affection! What immense courage!"

"He did what I wouldn't dare to do! He's a role model for our generation! What's wrong with me calling him brother-in-law!"

"Your role model, my ass!" Xia Yan's lungs felt like they were about to explode. He pointed at Xia Nuo's nose and roared, "Useless! You still want to be the royal heir? With that brain of yours, you're just dreaming!"

Xia Nuo looked a little wronged by the scolding. "What does being the royal heir have to do with recognizing my brother-in-law?"

"It has everything to do with it!" Xia Yan bellowed. "Your sister's been snatched by a pig, and instead of thinking about slaughtering the pig, you're going up to feed it grass! You..."

"How was I supposed to slaughter him?" Xia Nuo retorted defensively. "You didn't tell me he'd also won over Sister Kachi! With Sister Kachi helping him, if we fought, she'd definitely side with Brother-in-law! Was I supposed to fight all three of them? Am I crazy?"

"Even if Sister is afraid of Mom's divine might, Sister Kachi isn't afraid of her mom at all. Her mom doesn't care about her. Everyone knows Sister Kachi has been incredibly smart since she was little, no one can fool her! If Brother-in-law can make her completely compliant, he can't be an ordinary person!"

Xia Yan was so choked up he couldn't speak.

Damn it... that makes so much sense.

A lump of indignation lodged in his throat, turning his face a purplish hue.

"Get out!" Xia Yan pointed towards the cafeteria entrance, letting out a roar of impotent fury. "Get back to the divine temple immediately! With your IQ, it's hard for me to explain the complexity of this situation clearly!"

Seeing that his uncle was truly furious, Xia Nuo knew he'd get beaten if he stayed. He quickly prepared to slip away.

However, just as he turned, he heard his uncle's voice, lowered, from behind him.

"And one more thing!"

"Don't tell your mother about this yet!"

Xia Nuo's steps faltered. His eyes immediately lit up. He spun around, a look of sudden realization on his face. "Uncle, see, you've acknowledged Brother-in-law too, haven't you! You're just too embarrassed to say it!"

"I acknowledge him, my foot!" Xia Yan cursed verbally, but his expression became unusually somber. "I've become somewhat interested in him, but for me to acknowledge him is still far from enough!"

He paced back and forth irritably. "And damn it, that brat Chu He, he completely conquered and took down your sister in less than a day. This is too outrageous, how could I possibly accept it so quickly!"

Xia Nuo nodded in agreement. "It is indeed hard to accept, Uncle, I understand you. After raising her for so many years, she turned against you for a man she'd known for less than a day, and even forced you to sign that deadly 'Blood Pact'!"

"Tell me about it, you understand me the best!" Xia Yan finally found common ground and sighed deeply.

Then, he continued sternly, "However, if even Kachi can be subdued by Chu He, it shows that Chu He is indeed not simple!"

Xia Yan's gaze fell upon the empty cafeteria doorway, his eyes becoming thoughtful. "He could easily subdue two SSS-Class kings. That's already terrifying... What's even more terrifying is that I suspect... he can actually replicate their abilities. Although it's still very weak now, it's definitely strengthening continuously."

"If that's truly the case..." Xia Yan's Adam's apple bobbed with difficulty, his eyes a mixture of apprehension and a barely perceptible excitement.

"The Power of Annihilation of my Void Gazer Clan, combined with Kachi's Star Law Clan's Power of Space... If it could be completely mastered by the same person..."

The achievements would be limitless.

Xia Nuo gasped, drawing in a breath of cold air, and murmured, "Now that you put it that way, I'm also very much looking forward to it!"

In the principal's office bedroom, the luxurious bed, large enough to comfortably fit seven or eight people, had become Chu He's exclusive dragon couch.

He lay on the soft silk bedding, eyes closed, his face filled with intoxication and enjoyment.

On top of him were two bodies, vastly different yet equally perfect.

Xia Yao, wearing a light purple silk nightgown, knelt by the bedside. Her soft, boneless hands gently massaged Chu He's calves. The pressure was just right, both soothing his muscles and carrying a hint of tantalizing itchiness.

Kachi, on the other hand, had changed into a pink nightgown and was walking barefoot on his broad back. Her fair, delicate feet moved slowly and carefully.

Her weight was light, but each step landed precisely on the tense muscle nodes, bringing waves of satisfying relief that felt like faint electric currents spreading throughout his body.

"Little He He, how's my foot-massaging skill? Is it acceptable?" Kachi's voice, tinged with laughter, came from above. Her toes playfully tapped his shoulder blade, as if tickling him.

"Brother, is this pressure okay? Will it hurt you?" Xia Yao's voice was filled with sincerity and concern, afraid that she might accidentally hurt her beloved.

Chu He let out a contented sigh, too lazy to even open his eyes.

"Mmm... Not bad, both are very good."

He responded lazily, enjoying the imperial treatment, his heart already blooming with joy.

Two days ago, he was just an ordinary college student.

Two days later, with a cold queen in his left hand and a genius loli in his right, two SSS-Class existences who could shake a world with a stomp were willingly massaging his legs and stepping on his back.

He wouldn't even dare to dream of such a life!

"Continue," Chu He commanded with a hint of languor. "After you've served me well, I'll 'reward' you properly."

At these words, Xia Yao's movements became more vigorous, her cheeks flushing a captivating red. She softly replied, "Mmm."

Kachi let out a soft hum, but her steps also softened. A hint of anticipation flickered in her eyes.

Chu He felt the dual pleasure coming from his back and legs. In this moment, he felt inspired to recite a poem.

Chu He cleared his throat and announced in a dramatic, operatic tone, "In this moment, I feel inspired to recite a poem. Listen closely!"

Xia Yao and Kachi paused their movements, looking at him curiously.

Chu He swayed his head and began to recite in an extremely flamboyant and melodious tone:

"When life is good, one must enjoy it to the fullest,"

"Embrace both left and right, waste no time!"

"Jade feet on my back, melting my Soul Bone,"

"Silk hands on my legs, better than any immortal!"

After finishing, he smacked his lips, still lost in his own admiration.

"A great poem! A truly great poem!"

"What do you two think?"

Kachi couldn't help but burst out laughing, her feet faltering slightly. She said playfully, "Little He He, you're so talented! 'Jade feet on my back, melting my Soul Bone' – is that praising me for stepping well, making my bones go soft from comfort?"

"Yes, brother, you're amazing! 'Silk hands on my legs, better than any immortal' – are you praising me for my technique, making you feel like an immortal?" Xia Yao's eyes sparkled with joy, and the pressure of her hands unconsciously softened.

Chu He said matter-of-factly, "Yes, yes, you're both very clever. This poem is precisely to praise your excellent skills, making me feel very comfortable!"