A Trio's Oath, Li Hao's Drunkenness

"I've heard that Brother Li Hao's Qinggong is the best under heaven. I, Qiao, have also dabbled in it a bit. How about we have a competition?" After a few cups of wine, Qiao Feng's speech was starting to slur.

"No problem. I remember Big Brother Li's Qinggong is also famous throughout the world. How about the three of us go together?" Li Hao, having had a bit of wine, was also feeling spirited.

"It is my deepest wish, I would not dare to ask for it." Li Xunhuan stood up unsteadily, cupped his hands, and said.

Damn it, this wine is too strong. I've traveled all over the land without ever getting drunk, yet I've stumbled in this little tavern.

"Yi Lin, Zhongze, Yan Shun, you all wait here for a moment. I'll be back shortly with my two elder brothers." Li Hao said unsteadily, his eyes a little blurry.

"You, you can't tell north from south after a little drink. Be careful on the road, and come back soon." Ning Zhongze stood up, tidied Li Hao's clothes, and cautioned him.

Having been the sect leader's wife for so many years, she had naturally heard of Qiao Feng and Li Xunhuan. Since Li Hao could call them brothers, she naturally had no objections.

These were two great pillars of support, neither of whom was inferior to Invincible East.

"Brother Li, there's a ferry crossing about thirty miles ahead. There's a hundred-year-old ancient tree there. Let's use the ancient tree as the turning point and see who gets back first," Qiao Feng said heartily.

"An excellent suggestion," Li Xunhuan immediately agreed, clapping his hands.

"I have no objections. Zhongze, you give the signal to start," Li Hao said, feeling a bit speechless.

Before I transmigrated, the most I could do was a fifty-meter shuttle run. Now, they're talking about thirty miles, one way.

"Alright, esteemed heroes, we'll use the falling bowl as the signal." With that, Ning Zhongze placed a porcelain bowl flat in the air and let go.

The porcelain bowl hit the ground with a crack. Before Ning Zhongze could react, a gust of wind swept through, and the three people standing at the entrance of the tavern vanished.

Ning Zhongze clutched her fluttering skirt, staring dumbfounded at the three wisps of smoke on the official road.

She had known Li Hao's Qinggong was formidable, but she hadn't expected him to be this powerful. To be able to rival two Grandmaster-level experts renowned throughout the jianghu.

No wonder when he snuck into my room at Hengshan back then, I didn't even notice, and ended up being... well, you know.

Thinking of this, Ning Zhongze felt a pang of...

Ning Zhongze (White): Where's your integrity? He's just a pervert who climbs walls and windows.

Ning Zhongze (Black): Integrity? I've lost my chastity, what do I need integrity for?!

Ning Zhongze (White): ...

"Haha, exhilarating! Brother Li's Qinggong is indeed as famous as they say," a hearty voice came from amidst the yellow sand.

"Brother Qiao, I can't talk much. If I talk too much, I'll get winded," Li Hao said, feeling a bit exasperated.

"Exactly, I can't talk much either."

On the official road, three figures moved like lightning. Li Hao's movements were elusive, like a startled swan, his form graceful and elegant, leading the other two by a few paces.

Li Xunhuan's unique skill, "Dragonfly Skimming Water," made him look like he was running rapidly on the ground, but the distance covered in each step was immense, over ten meters per stride!

As for Qiao Feng, who was keeping pace with Li Xunhuan, he was genuinely sprinting on the ground, his feet like spinning wheels, making a swish-swish sound as he ran.

Soon, the three completed the thirty-mile round trip and returned to the tavern.

As they neared the tavern, Li Hao deliberately slowed down, entering the door simultaneously with Qiao Feng and Li Xunhuan.

"Young Master, they just ran thirty miles," a black-armored soldier asked Yan Shun in a trembling voice.

"What thirty miles? That was thirty miles one way, possibly more. I know this road well; it's at least seventy miles round trip," Yan Shun was also stunned.

This devil Li Hao is actually this powerful? He ran seventy miles in less than half an hour. Even a Ferghana horse doesn't have this speed!

And judging by their expressions, they didn't seem to exert themselves at all.

"Haha, exhilarating! Today is the most exhilarating day of my life, Qiao Feng's life," Qiao Feng said as he entered, picking up a cup of wine and drinking it down.

"Great Hero Qiao, you three hit it off immediately. Why don't you become sworn brothers? It would be a great event in the jianghu," Ning Zhongze suddenly interjected from the side.

Her idea was simple: to help Li Hao build his influence. Who could guarantee they wouldn't fall on hard times in the jianghu? If Li Hao had the backing of these two top experts, he could go anywhere.

"I wholeheartedly agree with this suggestion," Qiao Feng said heartily.

"I have no objections either. What do you think, Little Brother Li?" Li Xunhuan turned to look at Li Hao.

Both surnamed Li, perhaps they were related five hundred years ago. Li Xunhuan certainly had no objections to becoming sworn brothers with Li Hao; in fact, he had already considered it but felt too embarrassed to say it.

"If my two elder brothers have no objections, I, your youngest brother, naturally couldn't ask for more. Proprietor, please prepare the sacrificial items immediately. I'm going to swear brotherhood with my two elder brothers today, with heaven and earth as our witness."

"Right away, esteemed heroes, please wait a moment. This humble one will prepare them immediately." The tavern owner was also a clever man. In this desolate place, he managed to gather everything needed in less than fifteen minutes.

There were plenty of chickens and fish in the shop, but no pig's head. Wild boars were plentiful in the mountains.

Soon, the three completed their sworn brotherhood ceremony. Qiao Feng was the eldest, becoming the eldest brother. Li Xunhuan was second, becoming the second brother.

As for Li Hao, he was the youngest, becoming the third brother.

Regarding age, Li Hao didn't know how to calculate it. He was 22 when he transmigrated, and Yin Zhiping was in his twenties.

However, after transmigrating, Zhen Zhibing's body was modified, turning into the current fair-skinned, delicate young boy.

Forget it, who cares? I was Li Hao before, and I'll be Li Hao from now on. As for Zhen Zhibing, let him disappear into the river of history!

After the ceremony, the three drank heavily again. Finally, Li Hao passed out under the table.

"Sister-in-law, what is this..." In the morning, Qiao Feng and Li Xunhuan, having sobered up, came to find Li Hao to bid farewell, only to find Li Hao still dead drunk.

But even if he was drunk, he wasn't honest in his sleep. Last night, he insisted on dragging himself and Yi Lin to bed with him.

As a result, in his drunken state, he forced me to unlock more than ten kinds of... positions. It's so embarrassing.

However, the benefits were obvious. My and Yi Lin's cultivation had both improved slightly.

Especially Yi Lin, she had already reached the Postnatal Mid-stage cultivation. As for Li Hao, due to the heavy drinking and... activities, he still hadn't woken up.

"Eldest Brother, Second Brother, my husband specifically instructed me before he went to sleep last night. This is fine wine prepared for you two elder brothers, along with some unique items from our Li family: White Snow Sugar. My husband is still recovering from his hangover and cannot see you off. I hope you don't mind," Ning Zhongze said with a wry smile.