Comprehensive Martial Arts Villain: Successfully Collected Xiaolongnu at the Start
Chapter 20

Lin Shiyin

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"Hmph, you just behave yourself. I'm just not feeling well right now, a bit weak, not at the point where I can't even lift my sword." Seeing Li Hao push aside the curtain and jump out of the carriage, Ning Zhongze couldn't help but cover her mouth and laugh.

"Sister Ning, what are you laughing at?" Yi Lin's eyes were dark circles, and seeing Ning Zhongze chuckling to herself, she couldn't help but ask curiously.

Originally, Li Hao had asked Ning Zhongze to call Yi Lin "sister," but Yi Lin insisted on not agreeing.

This woman, whom I used to have to call Aunt Ning, would probably beat me severely if my master knew she was calling me sister.

"I'm laughing at how these young people can't take a little provocation!"

Li Hao naturally knew what Ning Zhongze meant and also knew she wanted to help him, but what kind of face would he have as The Amorous Swordsman if he let a woman step forward for him?

"Fatty over there, what the hell are you doing blocking the road! Get out of my way quickly, or don't blame my sword for not leaving you intact." Li Hao walked to the front of the carriage and shouted arrogantly.

"Young master, what does 'not leaving you intact' mean?" a nearby knight, who had just been beaten, asked in a low voice.

"You don't even know what an incomplete person is? I usually tell you to read more books, but you sneak off to brothels." Li Hao cursed, disappointed.

[Ever since I started following you, we've been traveling every day. When do I have time to read books or go to brothels?] Ugh, the knight was thoroughly berated, but he didn't dare to retort, only grumbling inwardly.

"Ahhh, you brat, you don't want to live anymore, do you! How dare you speak to your Grandpa Yue like this? State your name, and the second Yue's sword doesn't kill unknown people." The short and stout man on the opposite side roared loudly.

His already ugly features were squeezed together in anger, making him look even more hideous, truly a sight for sore eyes!

"Second Yue, I've only heard of Ye Erniang and Yue Laosan, but I've never heard of Second Yue!" Li Hao stroked his chin. The ugly man in front of him seemed to overlap with someone in his memory.

Third in the Four Evils ranking, Yue Laosan of the Southern Sea Crocodile God.

"Little fellow, you've heard of me." Yue Laosan was stunned.

They usually operated near Dali and rarely ventured south, especially to Jiangnan. This was his first time here.

He never expected his reputation to be so great that someone in Jiangnan could recognize him at a glance.

I can't believe that even though I'm not active in Jiangnan, my legend lives on here.

"I said, I've only heard of Yue Laosan, not Second Yue." Li Hao knew Yue Laosan's personality and wanted to tease him a bit.

At the same time, Li Hao sighed at his bad luck. All he encountered were either flower thieves, bandits, or local bullies, and now he'd run into a super villain.

Sigh, if only he had bound the Ultimate Good Person System, he would probably be invincible by now.

"Yaya-ya, since you've never heard of Second Yue before, then today I'll let you know how powerful I, Second Yue, am." Yue Laosan was enraged. He hated it the most when people called him "Third," but this kid in front of him kept calling him "Third" this and "Third" that.

It was bad enough that he called him "Third," but the kid was also so handsome. This was simply unbearable for both uncle and aunt! Today, he had to let him know that he was the true second among the Four Evils.

Yue Laosan's crocodile shears were incredibly clumsy, but he wielded them effortlessly, as if they were an extension of his arm. Each swing was powerful, capable of splitting rocks.

But who was Li Hao? His Qinggong was peerless, even earning the admiration of Qiao Feng and Li Xunhuan. How could someone like Yue Laosan, who relied on brute force to overcome all obstacles, possibly touch him?

"Hoo hoo hoo, you... little... bastard, if... you have... the guts, don't... run... Grandpa Yue... will teach... you... how... to be... a man." After the time it takes for an incense stick to burn, Yue Laosan was already panting heavily, unable to stand steadily.

"Heh heh, you? You can't even touch the corner of my clothes, Grandpa Li, and you dare call yourself Grandpa. Leave one of your five limbs, and you can go. You choose which one." Li Hao shouted arrogantly.

Although Yue Laosan had decent strength, his reputation was too foul. Li Hao didn't dare to keep him around.

Besides, the system only told him to be a villain, not a bad guy.

"Brother, what are the five limbs?" the bruised and battered knight behind Li Hao asked his companion.

"Listen to the young master. Go to brothels less and read more books in the future. As for the fifth limb..." The companion didn't answer directly but stared at the knight's [crotch].

"I get it, I get it." The knight waved his hands repeatedly, signaling to his companion that he truly understood.

The young master is too terrifying. Is he planning to send people to the palace to become eunuchs at the slightest provocation?

"Wow, kid, you're going too far. A scholar can be killed but not insulted. I'll fight you to the death!" Yue Laosan charged forward with his large shears.

Li Hao didn't want to get entangled with him any further. He directly went behind him and kicked Yue Laosan squarely in the backside.

Yue Laosan was hit directly and immediately lost his balance, falling to the ground.

"Damn, Yue Laosan, I didn't realize you had such profound attainments in Qingcheng Sect martial arts! You've mastered the 'Rear-Facing Flat Sand Goose' move to perfection!" Li Hao clapped his hands in praise. The knights behind him also burst into laughter.

As for Yi Lin and Ning Zhongze in the carriage, they also covered their mouths and laughed. This man of theirs had such a sharp tongue.

Thinking of this, Ning Zhongze's pretty face turned red again. This little pervert was quite the player!

She had been with Yue Buqun for over ten years and had never even kissed him.

Yet, after being with Li Hao for only about a month, she felt like two mouths weren't enough.

[Ding, system prompt, radar indicates a member of the Compendium of Beautiful Women in the Martial World has appeared nearby and is in mortal danger.]

[Ding, Lin Shiyin, Compendium of Beautiful Women in the Martial World Ranking: 116, Measurements: 96.60.92, please seize the opportunity, host.]

[Uh, System Brother, this Lin Shiyin is my second brother Li Xunhuan's cousin and also his beloved woman. Are you asking me to go there... it's a bit...]

[Please understand your identity, you are a super villain, and Li Xunhuan is a child of destiny. By rights, you are destined enemies.]

[It's just that you exploited a bug earlier and completed a hidden quest. Lin Shiyin is Li Xunhuan's cousin and Long Xiaoyun's wife. If you snatch her, you'll be Li Xunhuan's brother-in-law. The two families will be even closer, and if you have any difficulties in the future...]

[System, one shouldn't be too narrow-minded. I'm not going to find Lin Shiyin to collect members for the Gallery of Beauties. I'm going entirely to comfort her lonely and lonely heart on behalf of my second brother.] Li Hao looked up at the sky with a look of compassion.

However, in his heart, he was wondering whether to use the Yin Yang Hehuan Powder, or I Love a Firewood Stick, or perhaps the Super Meng Han Powder

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