Am I Calling You Uncle, or Dad

"Who is Duan Yanqing? Don't spout nonsense," E Guan Manying quickly stopped Li Hao from continuing.

Duan Yanqing was the former crown prince, dead for over a decade. Now that Li Hao had called him out, Ye Erniang, Yue Laosan, and Yun Zhonghe were all stunned.

They had followed their eldest brother for so many years, committing countless crimes near Dali, even earning the notorious reputation of the Four Evils. And now you're saying he's the former crown prince of Dali? What a load of bull!

"Outside Tianlong Temple, beneath the Bodhi tree, a beggar in rags, Guanyin with long hair. Duan Yanqing, I actually admire you quite a bit. Your face was ruined, your legs crippled, your body festering, yet a goddess was willing to spend a night with you. You're truly a model for our flower-picking community!" Li Hao said, making smacking sounds with his mouth, as if he had witnessed the live broadcast himself and was savoring the memory.

"Big Brother, so you're into that kind of thing too!" Yun Zhonghe stared at Duan Yanqing, dumbfounded.

Big Brother is really the tsundere type. We're all men, what's there to be shy about, hiding it like this? Unlike me, who puts everything out in the open.

"Li Hao, you're seeking death." Duan Yanqing, hearing Li Hao reveal something he'd kept buried for over a decade, flew into a rage. He raised his iron crutch, pointing it at Li Hao, his face contorted into a terrifying grimace.

"Yan Shun," Li Hao called out.

"Understood, Young Master." Yan Shun exchanged a glance with the knights beside him and simultaneously drew their sabers across their throats.

Damn it, you understand nothing!

I told you to let Yue Laosan go so Duan Yanqing could leave with his people, and we could all go our separate ways without a bloody fight.

It wasn't that Li Hao was afraid of trouble. It was just that Lin Shiyin had wronged him, and the six hundred days of kindness made his hands and feet weak now, leaving him with no energy!

And now, you just straight up killed Yue Laosan. And you were afraid one slash wouldn't do it, so you both took a stab. This comprehension ability is truly unparalleled!

"Third Brother Li Hao, I'll kill you." Duan Yanqing roared, grabbing his steel crutch and smashing it towards Li Hao. With a "Mount Tai Crushing Down" followed by a "Sweeping the Army," he forced Li Hao back over ten meters.

"Yi Lin, keep an eye on Sister Shiyin. I'll go deal with Duan Yanqing. Sister Ning, I'm leaving Ye Erniang and the others to you." With Yue Laosan gone, there was no room for de-escalation. They had to fight them head-on.

"Can you do it?" Ning Zhongze was a little worried. She knew very well that Li Hao's cultivation was still below hers; he hadn't even reached the Xiantian realm yet.

"Never doubt your man's abilities, and don't ask if I can do it. Don't you know whether I can or not?" Before Ning Zhongze could reply, Li Hao's figure flickered, and his long sword clashed with the steel crutch.

Li Hao was no longer at the Houtian peak. After their intimate encounter with Lin Shiyin, he had been rewarded with twenty years of Internal Energy. After integrating it, he was now a glorious Xiantian martial artist, albeit one who had just broken through.

However, this time, Li Hao's disadvantage was obvious. The opponent was attacking in a rage, sparing no effort in any move. If even one crutch strike landed, Li Hao would likely be finished.

Li Hao's cultivation was lower than Duan Yanqing's, but fortunately, his Qinggong was superb, and his swordsmanship was exquisite. The two were temporarily in a stalemate.

Ye Erniang faced Ning Zhongze, while Yun Zhonghe was responsible for Yan Shun and the Li family knights.

This kid's idea was simple. Although Lin Shiyin had been snatched away before, and it seemed like she had been thoroughly enjoyed, he didn't mind. At worst, he'd snatch Li Hao's woman too.

As for that older, highly skilled beautiful woman, he'd leave her to Big Brother. He only found out today that Big Brother was also into that. Back then, Big Brother probably just couldn't bring himself to do it.

So, he couldn't take all the benefits for himself. Being greedy like that kid Li Hao would incur public wrath and divine punishment.

"Duan Yanqing, we have no past enmity and no recent grudges. There's no need to fight to the death!" Li Hao dodged and weaved, evading fatal attacks.

At the same time, his long sword attacked Duan Yanqing's vital points in bizarre ways. Golden needles and ox-hair needles were thrown out like they were free, causing Duan Yanqing immense headaches.

If it weren't for Li Hao's endless tricks, Duan Yanqing would have captured him long ago. After all, a mid-stage Grandmaster was no match for an early-stage Xiantian.

"Mommy, this uncle is so powerful! Should I call him uncle or dad from now on?" Long Xiaoyun suddenly said to Lin Shiyin.

Outside the battle, Yi Lin stood by the carriage, protecting Qu Feifei and Lin Shiyin and her son. Although the battle was tense, she wasn't flustered at all.

In her heart, Li Hao was a god.

However, she was now stunned by Long Xiaoyun's words. No wonder her husband would disappear for half the day when he went out; it turned out he really was flirting with older sisters.

This sister was also truly beautiful, evoking pity at first sight. And she was so well-endowed, while she herself had a significant gap compared to her.

What should I do? Maybe I should listen to Sister Ning and eat more meat. Sister Ning is so big; she must have grown by eating meat!

Yi Lin began to daydream. After all, the three of them often slept together at night, and Yi Lin knew Ning Zhongze's figure very clearly.

"Don't talk nonsense, call him uncle." Lin Shiyin was exhausted by Long Xiaoyun's words, feeling burnt on the outside and tender on the inside. If you call him Dad, how will I face anyone in the future?

"So handsome! If he were my dad, wouldn't Jiangnan be mine to command?" Long Xiaoyun licked his lips, saying enviously.

"You little rascal..." Lin Shiyin was stunned. Where did this "rascal" term come from? It seemed like something Li Hao said when they were practicing together.

"Haha, Shiyin, the child is willing to call me Dad, so why are you objecting?" Li Hao laughed heartily. While dodging and weaving, he didn't forget to tease Lin Shiyin.

"Dad, finish off Yun Zhonghe and avenge my palm strike for me. Ugh..." Hearing that Li Hao didn't object, Long Xiaoyun immediately called him Dad.

However, before he could finish his sentence, he was covered by a blushing Lin Shiyin.

This child really needs to be taught a lesson when the time is right.

"Holy crap..." Li Hao had only been teasing Lin Shiyin, but he never expected to actually become a father.

Long Xiaoyun wasn't shy at all and directly called him Dad. This made Lin Shiyin blush with shyness, but Li Hao directly made a mistake, stepping on his left heel with his right foot. Duan Yanqing, seizing the opening, pressed his attack.

With a crisp "crack," the iron sword Li Hao had bought for three taels of silver finally couldn't bear the strain and was smashed by Duan Yanqing's iron crutch.

"Li Hao!" Ning Zhongze was constantly monitoring Li Hao's fight. She saw Li Hao's long sword being smashed but was entangled by Ye Erniang and couldn't offer any help.

"Li Hao, die!" Duan Yanqing, seeing Li Hao disarmed, was overjoyed. He unleashed his full strength, smashing both crutches towards Li Hao's head.

This Li Hao knew too much. He had to die today.