"Excuse me, you two. If you want to fight, please take it outside. This is a small business, and if you break something, who will they go to for compensation? Also, these dishes on the table are mine. I've only had a few bites, so please, be my guest." Li Hao extended his hand, making a welcoming gesture.
Linghu Chong and Tian Boguang exchanged a glance, finding Li Hao's words reasonable. They then went outside to the street and began their noisy brawl.
Actually, he didn't want to interfere in their business. He also wanted to see if Tian Boguang's swift blade and Linghu Chong's Mount Hua Sword Style would be as cool as they were in the TV shows.
But, unfortunately, the system hidden within him wouldn't stand for it. Just now, he had received a system notification asking him to participate in the capture of the young nun Yi Lin.
"Ding, System has issued a main quest: Collect beauties listed on the Zongwu world's Gallery of Beauties, in order of ranking. For each beauty collected, the system will provide a massive reward based on their ranking."
Holy crap. When Li Hao opened the Zongwu world's Gallery of Beauties, he was immediately stunned by the densely packed list.
The first-ranked person had no name, only a codename: Empress.
Li Hao thought for a long time but couldn't figure out who the Empress was. He continued to look down. Third-ranked was Yueyao of Yihua Palace, tenth was Shi Feixuan, eleventh was the demoness Wanwan, nineteenth was Huang Rong, and thirty-fifth was Lianxing of Yihua Palace...
"Big brother, with so many people, how can I confirm if the other party is on the Gallery of Beauties, and what their specific ranking is? Also, if I snatch so many people, won't I be hunted to the ends of the earth by everyone in the world?" Li Hao said with a wry smile. He now understood why his beginner's gift package contained so many 999s; it was all waiting for him here!
"Activate the system radar. Anyone within a five-hundred-meter radius of the host who is on the list will be prompted. Also, the host is equipped with the Great Villain System, and is naturally destined for an unending conflict with the righteous path."
"Activate radar." Li Hao didn't want to argue with the system anymore; it was giving him a headache.
However, Zongwu was inherently a world where the strong preyed on the weak. Without ruthlessness, one couldn't stand firm. Even if the system hadn't reminded him, Li Hao wouldn't have been a saint.
"Yi Lin, disciple of the Mount Heng School, measurements 87.59.86, Gallery of Beauties ranking: 798."
Holy crap, this system function is a bit heaven-defying.
But you couldn't tell from looking; Yi Lin's figure is so good. These measurements contain a lot of information!
"B-big brother, why are you looking at me like that?" Yi Lin saw Li Hao staring at her lecherously, his eyes constantly scanning her chest and waist, clearly with ill intentions.
If her acupoints weren't sealed, she would have run far away from Li Hao long ago.
"Tsk tsk, truly a beautiful young lady, what a pity, what a pity..." Li Hao took a sip of his wine, sighing continuously. Anyone with eyes could see the problem.
"Big brother, what do you mean by 'what a pity'?" Yi Lin's face turned red. She was quite shy when praised as a beautiful young lady to her face.
Although they were all people of the martial world and not bound by trivialities, in this ancient society, the separation between men and women was still a controversial issue.
"The Linghu Chong outside is your little lover, right? To save you, he openly fought to the death with the famous flower-picking thief in the martial world. Tian Boguang's swift blade is like lightning. With Linghu Chong's mediocre Mount Hua Sword Style, he'll be chopped into eight pieces sooner or later." Li Hao ate a piece of beef, drank some wine, and watched the exciting martial arts movie while teasing the pretty little nun. This life was much more exciting than his past life of desperately typing code only to have it constantly fail.
"Big brother, don't talk nonsense. Senior Brother Linghu is not my lover. Our Five Peaks Sword Sect is united as one. He came specifically to save me because he saw me in distress." Yi Lin's face turned red as she quickly explained.
"Not your lover? Then we can happily watch him get chopped to death." Li Hao said with a grin.
"Big brother, please, save Senior Brother Linghu. I know you can definitely save him." Seeing Li Hao's schadenfreude expression, the clever Yi Lin immediately guessed that Li Hao must be a martial arts master.
"Save him? We have no relation, why should I save him? Moreover, even if his master, the Gentleman Sword Yue Buqun, rushed over, he wouldn't be able to stop Tian Boguang's swift blade from killing." Li Hao found it increasingly amusing. Although the wine at the inn was as bland as water, drinking too much could still get you tipsy!
"Great hero, please save Senior Brother Linghu. I'll agree to any request you have." Hearing Li Hao's words, Yi Lin's heart was in a turmoil.
This was her first time descending the mountain since she grew up. As soon as she came down, she encountered the flower-picking thief Tian Boguang. If it weren't for the stubborn Linghu Chong, she would have already lost her chastity seven or eight times to Tian Boguang.
Yi Lin, who had never seen the world, had already developed feelings for Linghu Chong and secretly pledged her heart to him. Now, hearing that Linghu Chong might not survive, she immediately began to cry and beg Li Hao.
"You'll agree to any request?" Li Hao asked curiously. Why were all these ancient women so foolish? It seemed the TV shows were too conservative.
"As long as I have it, I will definitely agree to it." Yi Lin nodded her small head frantically.
"Alright then, if you agree to renounce your vows and become my concubine, I can save Linghu Chong." Li Hao looked at the tearful Yi Lin, grumbling inwardly.
Linghu Chong truly lived up to his reputation as a Son of Destiny! This guy would definitely be his rival in the future. Should he get rid of him before he grew up?
Li Hao had already embraced the role of a villain. He would deal with all those protagonists and heroes one by one if he had the chance, to avoid future troubles.
"G-great hero, I am a nun, I cannot get married. Besides, if you take a concubine, will your wife agree?" Yi Lin was dumbfounded. She hadn't expected that the condition for saving someone would be her.
Moreover, this person was even more outrageous than Tian Boguang. Tian Boguang only wanted to have his way with her a few times and be done with it. But this shameless person wanted her to be his concubine, to have his way with her for a lifetime.
"I don't have a wife, so why would I need her permission to take a concubine? Also, since you don't agree, I won't force you. We'll just watch until Linghu Chong hangs himself! Damn it, Linghu Chong is too slow, he took three more hits." Li Hao covered his eyes, unable to watch any longer.
"Wuwu, Senior Brother Linghu, hurry up and leave, don't mind me." Yi Lin saw Linghu Chong bleeding profusely again and immediately burst into heartbroken tears.
As a result, Yi Lin's cry caused Linghu Chong to falter, and he took another blow.
"Great hero, please save Senior Brother Linghu, I promise your request, I will be your concubine." Yi Lin turned to look at Li Hao, her expression firm.
"Kiss, put a stamp on it, and you're mine." Li Hao leaned his face towards Yi Lin, speaking flirtatiously.
"Slap." Yi Lin quickly pecked Li Hao on the cheek. She was afraid Linghu Chong would die if she was any slower.
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