He grabbed Tsunade by the collar without another word and began to question her!
"Do you want to kill me?!"
The reason he was being so arrogant was simple. If Tsunade really wanted to kill him, he would die no matter what expression he made. He might as well be arrogant one last time!
"Shut up! You bastard! Saying that once you've touched it, you don't want to lick it anymore! Do you think I really want you to lick it?!"
Tsunade also grabbed Li Ke's collar, not willing to be outdone, but her red face proved one thing: she was just putting on a brave face and was actually embarrassed and angry.
"Nonsense! Who would want to lick a man's pee-pee! My kinks are perfectly normal, okay!"
Li Ke roared again, and Tsunade became even more displeased. She pulled on Li Ke's clothes even harder, and said her discovery in a fit of rage.
"Huh!? What are you talking about! Have you forgotten what you did with my breasts before?! And if Kelly hadn't woken up! You probably would have done something weird to my mouth, right?! What are you saying at a time like this, who likes to lick a man's pee-pee! Put your hand on your heart and tell me, what were you planning to do to my mouth this morning! And the most important thing is! It's not like you didn't cum anywhere!"
Of course, Li Ke felt guilty about Tsunade's accusations, because he really intended to do that, but without a doubt, it was absolutely impossible for him to give in now!
"What are you talking about! Bringing up things that didn't happen! And isn't this situation because of you?! If you hadn't inexplicably interfered, I would already be happily enjoying adult fun with Kelly!"
However, Li Ke was facing Tsunade, so when she sensed Li Ke's momentary guilt, Tsunade's expression became quite arrogant, and she even showed a knowing smile.
There was just one thing, her face was still flushed, and she was obviously still clinging to her face.
"Haha! You idiot! Your heart just skipped a beat! You're feeling guilty, aren't you?!"
Li Ke subconsciously wanted to dodge, but his mouth was still unwilling to admit defeat.
"Who understands what you're saying! If you have the ability, explain why you suddenly..."
However, just as he was speaking, two gunshots suddenly rang out in their ears, and both he and Tsunade felt a Bullet graze past their faces, cutting off two strands of their hair.
The two of them fell silent instantly, turning their heads to look, and then they saw Kelly appearing beside them at some unknown time, and not only was the expression on her face quite displeased, but the revolver in her hand was still smoking.
While Li Ke was stunned, Kelly took out a bottle of water from her Inventory and threw it in front of them, and opened her mouth expressionlessly.
"Wash up, and then lick each other for me."
"..."
"..."
"Hurry up! I want to see how you do it! How energy is generated!"
"..."
"..."
"Do it now!"
Along with this sentence were Kelly's successive gunshots. Li Ke and Tsunade looked at each other silently, and then Li Ke raised his hand.
"Can you cover it up? I'm a little nervous like this, I won't be able to get it up..."
For a moment, the air was a little quiet. Kelly's face twitched, and she quickly turned around.
"Tch, so troublesome, but you guys hurry up! I don't want to waste time!"
She ran away as if she was fleeing, and Tsunade and Li Ke, looking at her fleeing back, also realized this.
"Is she embarrassed?"
Tsunade asked, touching her chin.
"Probably... but..."
Li Ke took the water that Kelly threw over and looked at Tsunade. Although he had just touched it, it would be fine after washing it. The main thing was that he wanted to truly experience the so-called battle of tongues.
The female merchant was completely useless! She wouldn't move at all, and the position wasn't very good either, so it was hard to use force!
It just wouldn't work!
So, he tentatively showed a helpless expression, and made a 6 with his right hand and a 9 with his left hand, and put them together to make an O mouth O gesture.
"Want to listen to her?"
Tsunade raised her fist expressionlessly.
"Okay, I understand."
Li Ke nodded.
"Then how do we solve the problem of you being as hard as a rock?"
This was the main contradiction between the two of them.
"..."
Tsunade silently took out a knife. Li Ke subconsciously took a step back, and before he could see clearly, he felt a cut on his shoulder.
The next moment, blood flowed out, and Tsunade also fell to the ground in response, trembling on the wooden frame.
"..."
Looking at the wound on his shoulder, Li Ke wanted to ask why Tsunade didn't cut herself, but reason told him that if he asked this question, Tsunade would definitely beat him until his own mother wouldn't recognize him, so he rationally chose to give up on this question, and instead straightened Tsunade's body, and then tore off a new strip of cloth and tied it over Tsunade's eyes.
Her body had already softened, so there was no need to stimulate her mind any further.
Tsunade had completely lost the ability to resist, and her fair legs were limply slumped on the wooden frame. Li Ke gently stroked Tsunade's plump and powerful legs. Although Tsunade's legs seemed a little thick compared to those so-called chopstick legs, only when you touched them with your own hands would you understand how wonderful this soft and thick feeling was.
The ratio of muscle to fat is simply perfect!
Li Ke once again arrived at the garden entrance that stirred the imagination. This time, due to the sunlight, he could clearly see the thick barrier. However, he didn't rush to act this time. Instead, he gently undid Tsunade's top, who was unable to move, and then bit down on those bright red and tender strawberries.
With a gentle nibble, Li Ke had long discovered that Tsunade was quite sensitive, but she surprisingly liked more painful playstyles. So, for Li Ke, he only played with Tsunade's body for a while, his fingers lightly plucking at the garden's symbol, and Tsunade automatically produced Honey and began to writhe.
Reaching out, he dabbed some Honey into his mouth. Li Ke immediately felt a sweetness, as well as Tsunade's own scent.
Although this sweetness wasn't as sweet as Honey, it felt very similar and was very exciting.
But a question popped into Li Ke's head.
Am I eating someone?
Shaking his head to put this thought behind him, Li Ke quickly entered and slowly, gradually tore that barrier.
No, to be precise, after part of his body entered, it was Tsunade herself who was pulling him in, tearing that thick barrier!
Terrifying!
Li Ke had just realized this when he was completely wriggled into Tsunade's tender flesh, which was already in the zone, and he felt the stickiness and tightness at every moment. He just moved vigorously for two or three minutes as usual, and then, in this incredible place, he fired his Gunpowder.
This was much more powerful than in the morning!
Li Ke clearly realized this, so when he looked at Tsunade, his eyes...
Showed fear.
But there was no way he would admit defeat here!
Because before he finished, Tsunade had already reached her limit, reaching the same trance-like state as in the morning.
So, he held those mountains, stuffed a piece of grilled meat into his mouth, and gave a confident smile, asking Tsunade.
"Here I come, Tsunade! Is your stamina still enough?!"
He had so much food! What was he afraid of?
Then...
"Who is this?"
Looking at the person Tsunade was carrying back, Kelly asked in confusion.
Author's Note:
Author's words: Well, trying the old style, by the way, the bonus chapters for rewards and monthly tickets will have to wait two days, because you guys gave too much, making me unusually helpless...
Chapter 14: Anomaly
"You're such a sore loser!"
Looking at Tsunade, Li Ke directly complained.
The reason was simple.
In the previous battle, he was about to win!
Then.
Tsunade activated the Yin Seal.
The Chakra she had stored instantly replenished her stamina, and because Chakra was a combination of physical and mental energy, it also restored Tsunade's mind.
Then, she was just very resilient, even though she was weak.
And the most ridiculous thing was that whenever Tsunade used the Chakra from the Yin Seal, the places that had been broken would be repaired again, and the path that had just been opened would return to its original state, consuming a lot of Li Ke's energy and effort, directly causing him to be defeated.
After all, Li Ke's stamina as an earthling had a limit, and it wasn't possible for him to eat food indefinitely, so he naturally lost.
There was nothing he could do about it.
"Isn't it just because you're too weak!"
Tsunade naturally wouldn't say that it was because she didn't want Li Ke to underestimate her, so she activated the Strength of a Hundred Seal out of spite.
However, she would never admit that!
"You're just doing it because you don't want to lose, right?"
Li Ke complained again.
"Shut up!"
Tsunade immediately shouted guiltily, then turned her head away, no longer looking at Li Ke, and continued digging into the ground, so that they could last longer next time.
Li Ke didn't say anything more, and there was a reason why he said those words just now.
"Energy points have increased..."
Looking at his energy points, Li Ke was a little silent.
Because when Tsunade did it with him just now, the energy points were no longer 25, but 30 each time. Li Ke felt this change.
They had just done it ten times, gaining a full three hundred points. In that case, even considering his waist and body, it wouldn't take long for Tsunade to go back.
To be precise, to take away her first special feeling.
Although for Tsunade, growing back was a passive thing, there was no doubt that she still had some subtle feelings for Li Ke.
After all, being taken to the heavens by Li Ke so many times would always generate some subtle emotions.
Plus, she herself was a traditional woman, so these emotions were even more subtle.
If he, Li Ke, was in the world of Naruto, if he was a ninja, or even a landlord of the Land of Fire, he could probably find a way to marry Tsunade, right?
Unfortunately, this was a special situation caused by a special scenario. Even if Li Ke wanted to, Tsunade wouldn't.
"So, should I tell her?"
Li Ke swung his pickaxe, thinking about this matter.
Although Tsunade's body was super comfortable and very useful, Li Ke was indeed very reluctant to part with her, but he was certain that keeping Tsunade in this world forever would be a rather cruel thing to do.
Catching his breath, Li Ke, who had consumed a lot of nutrients, felt a little hungry. He looked up at the sky and sighed helplessly.
"I hope some casual girls can come next time."
Rias Gremory seemed casual, but she was only casual with people of value. And Lux was even more so, she was just a pure little princess, if he did that kind of thing...
It would probably be hard for her to accept.
"Although it's a bit despicable, having some girls from a slice-of-life world would at least allow me to level up my *Skill*s."
Scratching his head, Li Ke sighed, but he immediately thought of something.
"Speaking of which, where did those two go?"
Li Ke was very curious about where the newcomers had gone.
While he was thinking about the newcomers, the two newcomers were also thinking about him.
"Damn it... it's not as simple as that person said at all..."
Rias looked at the dense mass of zombies in front of her, their bodies emitting ominous green energy, their eyes glowing with yellow light, and her beautiful eyes narrowed involuntarily.
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