Soul Land: Rewriting the Narration, The Whole Cast Goes Mad!
Chapter 37

Battle, Ancient Sacred Body's Power!

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"So that's the Shrek Seven Devils team? They really are a strange bunch!"

"To poison teammates along with the opponents to achieve victory, how despicable and shameless! To have a Martial Soul like a pig, how can such a shameless, farting devil be worthy of being a Soul Master?"

"Shrek? I heard there was a Soul Master Academy called Shrek Academy before, and they gave out 10 Gold Soul Coins just for registering, regardless of whether you passed or not!"

"Really? Could that Shrek Academy be related to this Shrek Seven Devils team?"

"Aren't they just fools giving away Gold Soul Coins for free? This Shrek must be a fool's academy! And this Shrek Seven Devils team is disgusting."

Some audience members in the stands who had heard about Shrek Academy giving out Gold Soul Coins for registration also connected the Shrek Seven Devils team with the academy.

"They must be together. A Soul Master who is a Soul Elder at such a young age must be from that Shrek Academy!"

"But judging by the situation, Shrek Academy seems to produce only perverts, right?"

Clearly, after the audience connected the two, Tang San's previous brain-dead actions and the extremely terrible impression of it/its Martial Soul Soul Skill left the audience with a terrible impression of Shrek Academy, and it could even be said that it had completely disgraced Shrek Academy.

"Ahem! How can everyone say that? Don't you see that the other six members of the Shrek Seven Devils are all very normal? Everyone should not generalize the problem of an individual Soul Master to the entire academy!"

Shen He, who was sitting in the audience, couldn't sit still after hearing the audience's discussion gradually going astray, rising from Tang San to the entire academy. He spoke very seriously, after all, he was now the dean of Shrek Academy, and he didn't want Tang San's matter to affect his own image.

"Who are you? Why are you speaking up for that Shrek Academy so much? Seeing how young you are, you wouldn't be from that Shrek Academy, would you?"

The audience member next to Shen He heard Shen He's words and looked at Shen He's very young appearance suspiciously, making their own guess.

"Did we hit a sore spot?"

"Hmph! I am not a student of Shrek Academy!"

Shen He answered very decisively.

"I am the dean of Shrek Academy!"

After hearing Shen He's words, the people who spoke earlier burst into laughter.

"Hahahaha, you, at your age, saying you are the dean of Shrek Academy! Then I am the Pope of the Martial Soul Hall!"

"Hey, hey, hey, brother, you're bragging so much that you've got the gender wrong!"

"What's wrong? If he can say that, can't I be the Pope?"

A female Soul Master wearing a veil on the edge of the audience heard the commotion on Shen He's side and curiously glanced at the audience member who said they were the Pope of the Martial Soul Hall, and then withdrew their gaze as if they had lost interest.

"In these years, I just wanted to get along with you as an ordinary person, but there are always people who force me to prove myself, which is really a headache!"

Shen He said with great emotion, and then moved the muscles and bones that he had not moved for a long time while watching.

"Now it's good, I'm laying my cards on the table! I'm not pretending anymore! I am the dean of Shrek Academy!"

"I will come down to prove myself later, and by the way, tell you not to casually elevate a certain Soul Master's perverted individual behavior to the collective!"

After speaking, Shen He walked straight away from the audience towards the registration area of the Great Soul Arena. Seeing Shen He's momentum, the female Soul Master who originally wanted to leave also sat back down. She seemed to want to see if Shen He was really as he said he was.

"I didn't expect to see such an interesting thing when I came out. Shrek Academy? Seems like I have some impression in my memory."

"Arrange a Soul Battle for me! I want to fight two! Don't care about the level, call out the strongest Soul Master combination here!"

The Soul Master in charge of registration in the Great Soul Arena looked a little embarrassed after hearing Shen He's request, and immediately planned to report it to the person in charge of Suotuo City.

"Please wait a moment, your request cannot be arranged with my level, and I need to ask the higher-ups for instructions."

After speaking, the Soul Master in charge of registration left immediately. Before long, a middle-aged man in his forties walked towards Shen He.

"Hello, I am the director in charge of this area, my surname is Ao, you can call me Director Ao."

This middle-aged man who claimed to be Director Ao did not underestimate Shen He because he looked young, but his attitude was very kind.

"Are you sure you want to arrange a one-on-two Soul Master combination battle for you, with no level limit? The strongest Soul Master combination here has the strength of a Soul Ancestor!"

"Then it's them!"

Shen He didn't care after hearing Director Ao's words. With his strength, dealing with Soul Ancestors was easy.

After all, he was able to fight Zhao Wuji with his own strength back then, and his current strength far exceeds that of the Soul Grand Master period, so dealing with Soul Ancestors is a piece of cake.

"Okay, then I'll arrange it for you immediately."

Seeing Shen He's confident look, Director Ao didn't say much, just waved to the few staff members who were following him and signaled them to arrange it quickly.

This kind of one-on-two battle with unlimited strength is very rare. Just opening the market, the Great Soul Arena as the bookmaker can have a lot of income, not to mention that Shen He's age can also be used to make a fuss, how could they disagree? As for Shen He's life and death, it is naturally not within their scope of responsibility.

The efficiency of the Great Soul Arena is still extremely high, and the Soul Battle was arranged in less than half an hour. This time was just right, and the Shrek people had recovered most of their strength from Tang San's poison, and could catch up with this special lecture hosted by Dean Shen He.

"Damn, he really wasn't bragging! He's really going to prove himself by fighting two people!"

"That's the strongest Soul Battle combination in Suotuo City. This Lava Combination has a very powerful Martial Soul Fusion Skill. Can this kid beat them?"

"How strong can he be at this age? Probably just a Soul Elder, right? Fight two Soul Ancestors? Isn't this suicide?"

"Daring to die for reputation, this Shrek Academy is not that bad! It seems that it is really a matter of the personal qualities of that farting devil!"

Seeing Shen He walking towards the Soul Battle stage without fear, the wind in the audience changed immediately.

After the host's passionate hosting remarks warmed up the stage, the Lava Combination officially appeared in front of Shen He. It was a partner composed of a middle-aged man with red hair and a strong man with black hair.

These two were stunned when they saw Shen He's age. They thought that some strong person was challenging them, but at first glance, he was just a little kid.

"Kid, it's good to have courage, but isn't this just purely looking for death?"

The middle-aged man stroked his red hair with his right hand in an incomparably pretentious manner, and then gave Shen He a thumbs down.

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