"Panyan~~~"
Wang Ge's voice came from the bathroom.
Gu Panyan lay on the bed in a loose nightdress, boredly scrolling through her phone. Hearing Wang Ge call her, she casually answered, "What?"
"Can you come in and scrub my back for me? I can't reach it myself."
Gu Panyan's finger paused over the video. "How about I help scrub you with a knife? I can peel you while I'm at it."
"...Never mind, then. I'll do it myself, I'll do it myself," Wang Ge said dejectedly.
Before long, the splashing sounds from the bathroom stopped. After drying himself off, Wang Ge wrapped a towel around his waist and hurried out, quickly burrowing into the covers.
"Panyan, snuggle with me~"
He tossed the towel away, then embraced her under the covers and buried his head in the crook of her neck, wearing a satisfied smile.
"Why aren't you wearing any clothes?" Gu Panyan frowned slightly.
"What do you mean? I'm obviously wearing underwear."
Wang Ge retorted, his palm beginning to wander. He even kissed her alluring collarbone.
"You seem pretty busy," Gu Panyan said, giving him a half-smile.
"Not too busy, not too busy," Wang Ge said modestly.
"Go away. I haven't showered yet."
Gu Panyan rolled her eyes, pushed him away, got out of bed, and walked into the bathroom.
When the sound of the shower began to splash from inside, Wang Ge called into the bathroom in a solemn voice, "Panyan, listen to me."
"Hmm?"
"Although you won't scrub my back and curse me every day, I have noble morals, never hold grudges, and love you very much."
"So?"
"So, do you need me to help scrub you? My technique is amazing. Even professional bathhouse scrubbers praise it."
I knew this guy couldn't come up with anything decent... Gu