Starting from Pursuing the Genius Beauty Girl
Chapter 9

My Plan Failed—It Must Be Fate!

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Gu Panyan looked up in confusion, then froze when she saw the sky.

The moon, which had originally hung alone in the sky, was now surrounded by countless shining stars.

The pitch-black sky was no longer barren. Adorned with countless stars, it had become a beautiful, dazzling Milky Way.

Gu Panyan, gazing up at the sky, was practically dumbfounded. Her small mouth parted slightly in disbelief. "This..."

At that moment, Wang Ge's gentle voice sounded beside her ear:

"At least when it comes to bringing you to see the stars, my feelings and intentions are completely pure."

Gu Panyan looked at Wang Ge with a complicated expression. Wang Ge gazed up at the stars and asked, "Is it pretty?"

Gu Panyan nodded.

"Light pollution and air pollution only happen where people gather. As long as we stay away from the city, we can see those stars that seem to have vanished." Wang Ge explained with a hint of pride. "So this proves that if you know the answer to a problem, you can solve it easily."

Gu Panyan's expression became even more complicated. "So the pure intention you mentioned was proving that?"

"If I said yes, wouldn't that make me seem like too much of a clueless straight guy?"

"That was more or less the impression I had of you before."

"Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not that dense."

Wang Ge shrugged and chuckled.

"I just wanted to bring you to see the stars."

Gu Panyan fell silent for a few seconds. An inexplicable flutter rose in her heart, along with a trace of baseless irritation.

The feeling was impossible to describe. If she had to compare it to something, it was like someone had given her heart a hard whack—she had been smacked on the back of the head before, and the feeling in her heart now was much like how her head had felt then.

She shook her head and suppressed all those feelings. "So what now?"

Wang Ge smacked his lips. "Now... I kind of want to go back."

He had worn too little today, and he was getting cold.

Gu Panyan was somewhat stunned. "We walked all this way to get here, and we're going back already?"

For some reason, she was reluctant.

She did not know whether it was because she would no longer be able to see the stars filling the sky after returning, or for some other reason.

"Do you want to look at the stars a little longer?" Wang Ge casually found a large rock nearby and sat down.

Gu Panyan walked over and sat beside him, nodding. "I do have that thought, but..."

She looked at Wang Ge, suddenly struck by an idea. Her beautiful peach-blossom eyes blinked lightly. "Isn't this the perfect chance for you to make a move on me? My mind is a little confused right now. If you say something romantic, and say it well enough, maybe you'll manage to win me over?"

Just as Wang Ge was about to say something, Gu Panyan slowly leaned close to his ear. Her voice was low, carrying a faint hoarseness. "Since you've heard those rumors about me, you should know a little about me, right?

"If you try a little harder now, maybe you can take me to get a room tonight."

Warm breath slipped from her red lips and brushed against Wang Ge's earlobe. His whole body trembled with an electric sensation, and he instinctively shrank back.

This woman was really... too dangerous.

"Hm? You're that sensitive?"

After seeing Wang Ge tremble and retreat somewhat awkwardly, Gu Panyan seemed to be in a much better mood.

The corners of her lips lifted, her peach-blossom eyes full of amusement. "I thought you were battle-tested and experienced. Turns out you're just all talk."

Wang Ge froze at her words, then gritted his teeth. "Nice use of an idiom."

Wasn't she basically calling him an inexperienced virgin!?

Damn it, this body had barely touched any women other than his mother from childhood until now. It was just too sensitive.

He had not touched a woman in this life yet.

There was nothing he could do about it. His mental age was much older, and he had normal values. He did not have any perverse preferences.

He simply could not bring himself to make a move on middle school or high school girls who were physically his age. It made him feel guilty.

It was only after reaching his final year of high school and obtaining the system that he began considering such matters.

After all, most seniors in high school were already adults. Even those who were not were hovering around eighteen, barely old enough to be considered.

Because he had not built up any experience before, his body was now overly sensitive, making him look rather pathetic under Gu Panyan's teasing.

No matter how experienced or battle-tested he had been in his previous life, it was useless.

It was like how he had been a heavy smoker in his previous life, nearly smoking half a pack or a pack every day, yet would still cough until tears came out the first time he smoked in this life.

It was a physical issue. Nothing could be done about it.

"I was thinking you were some smooth, skilled scumbag, but turns out... tsk tsk."

Wang Ge's face darkened as he stubbornly defended himself. "This proves that I'm a pure man. I keep myself clean. I..."

"Don't tell me you're getting hard?" Gu Panyan suddenly interrupted him. Her gaze drifted slightly downward, and the corner of her mouth rose uncontrollably.

Wang Ge abruptly clamped his legs together and glared at Gu Panyan. "You female hooligan! Where are you looking!?"

"HAHAHAHAHA!"

Seeing Wang Ge's embarrassed appearance, Gu Panyan could not stop herself from laughing out loud.

She felt a long-lost sense of joy.

Whenever she had seen scenes of little thugs teasing girls and laughing when the girls ran away red-faced and furious, she had never understood what was funny about it.

Now, she suddenly understood. Teasing others was actually such a fun thing.

"I didn't expect you to be this kind of person. I misjudged you, classmate Gu Panyan," Wang Ge said indignantly.

Damn it, a dragon in shallow waters was teased by shrimp, and a tiger on the plains was bullied by dogs!

He had nearly blurted out something like, "Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river—never look down on a poor young man."

"Then take another good look. Look all you want. I'm not as stingy as you are." Feeling Wang Ge's resentful gaze, Gu Panyan became even more delighted and continued teasing him.

She even pushed out her chest a little.

I'm stingy? She actually called me stingy... Wang Ge's face darkened further.

The key was that Gu Panyan was indeed rather well-endowed there, so he could not even mock her for being flat.

He was furious!

It was one thing to lose an argument to Chen Yanxi, but how could he lose to Gu Panyan too?

Before coming out tonight, Wang Ge had thought this would be like a "kind older brother comforting the girl next door" plot. He would hold the initiative and slowly break down Gu Panyan's defenses, entering her heart.

Everything had been going smoothly, but who could have expected that Gu Panyan would only need to whisper something in his ear for his body to react so disgracefully!

Now, all his previous efforts had gone to waste. The initiative he had painstakingly seized vanished in an instant.

Damn it, he had been so close. So close!

I refuse to accept this!

Right now, Wang Ge wanted to shout something like, "My plan failed—it must be fate!" or "Heaven wishes me dead; this is no fault of mine!" before drawing his sword and slitting his own throat.

After laughing for a while, Gu Panyan reached out and gently patted Wang Ge on the shoulder. "Alright, I won't tease you anymore."

Wang Ge looked at her resentfully.

She did not look at him, merely staring straight into the darkness ahead. In a relaxed tone, she said, "Actually, seeing you like this makes me feel more at ease."

At her words, a question mark slowly appeared over Wang Ge's head.

What was going on? It seemed like his goal had been achieved?

PS: Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Chapters Ten and Eleven were both banned, so the versions you are seeing now have been revised.

Chapter Ten was not too bad; only a little was changed. But Chapter Eleven had everything that could be cut removed, and it is completely unrecognizable now. I hope everyone will not dwell too much on the details, because detailed writing really cannot pass review.

I sincerely apologize for giving everyone a poor reading experience.

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!

I hope you will not drop the book because of this. The later plot is even more exciting.

Please bookmark it and vote with recommendation tickets~

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