When Did the Jade Emperor Sneak Off to See Sun Wukong? Killing You Puts Me in a Fine Mood

Whoa!

The moment Sun Monkey said that, countless gods and Buddhas cried out. Their voices rose like a surging tide.

The uproar went on and on, growing louder still!

Shock and disbelief filled the eyes of Erlang God and Guanyin alike.

What was going on?

Weren't the Jade Emperor and Sun Wukong sworn enemies?

Back when Sun Monkey had stormed the Heavenly Court, it was the Jade Emperor who had lost face. People still taunted him with "You got beaten by a monkey," and he had hated the demon monkey ever since.

No matter how you looked at it, those two should never have been friends.

When had the Jade Emperor sneaked off to Flower Fruit Mountain to give Sun Monkey a cup of imperial wine???

Hiss...

Now that was explosive news!!!

And the Five Directional Guardians had some nerve. They had dared to steal even the imperial wine the Jade Emperor had given Sun Wukong?

No wonder Sun Monkey looked so angry.

So that was how the Five Directional Guardians had humiliated him?

"When did we ever steal imperial wine? We didn't!!"

"What the hell, Sun Wukong? You're lying! The Jade Emperor never came to Five Elements Mountain, and he never gave you any imperial wine! We haven't even seen the stuff!!!"

"If there's a single drop of imperial wine in my stomach, may I die for nothing..."

The Five Directional Guardians were genuinely bewildered and furious.

What imperial wine???

They had never even seen the Jade Emperor. How could they have stolen Sun Wukong's imperial wine?

And yet...

The louder the five protested their innocence, the more aggrieved they looked.

The gods and Buddhas there actually believed it. Even Guanyin frowned and asked, "You stole the imperial wine the Jade Emperor gave Sun Wukong?"

"What the hell? I've