LoL: Flaunting Romance During Matches, That's Too Much!
Chapter 11

Six Deaths, Only Two Kills Away from Going 0/10

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Woohoo!

When he heard the prompt, Chen Yi's eyes lit up. He hadn't expected an unexpected bonus. It seemed that if he kept pushing this strategy...

Success was only a matter of time!

Thinking of this, Chen Yi allowed himself a moment of smugness. But for now, there were other things to consider. Since he'd said he would kill them seven or eight times, he definitely had to do it seven or eight times.

After returning to base, he directly bought an Infinity Edge. And that wasn't all.

He still had another Recurve Bow to buy.

[This build is ridiculous!]

[If you had this score, you'd have this build too.]

[He doesn't even have that many kills' worth of gold. And he hasn't farmed much more than UZI, either.]

[You forgot the First Tower?]

[All right!]

After buying his items, Chen Yi still didn't return to lane.

Su Nuan couldn't help speaking up. "Your Twitch can be seen everywhere except bot lane. You weren't like this before!"

"Well..."

Chen Yi coughed lightly. "Special times call for special measures. Want to stir things up?"

"Yes!"

Su Nuan's eyes lit up. She didn't particularly like playing enchanter supports.

They couldn't do anything!

At most, they could place vision and follow behind the ADC. Especially this game—in addition to interrupting Jarvan IV's EQ with Janna's tornado earlier, she had been nothing but an accessory.

Now that they were going to stir things up, of course she had to go.

"How are we going to do it?"

"Well..."

Return to lane?

No.

Instead, he plunged straight into the enemy jungle. At that moment, Jarvan IV was happily taking Blue Buff. It was eleven minutes into the game, and the third Blue Buff had just spawned.

As long as he got this Blue Buff, he would surely win the opening clash.

Suddenly, he saw a familiar figure.

Janna?

What was she doing here?

Was she here to die?

At that moment, he had only one thought: once he finished taking Blue Buff, he would go after her. But before he could make a move, an arrow coated in deadly poison had already pierced through Jarvan IV's body.

Twitch!

And the instant the critical strike triggered, he felt his scalp go numb.

What the hell was that damage?

Get out of here!

He immediately flashed away, not even looking back.

Unfortunately, at the instant he flashed, Twitch's second basic attack had already landed on Jarvan IV—and it was a critical strike too. As Twitch's E Skill detonated...

The sound echoed throughout the entire arena.

Did you think that was the end?

No!

This was only the beginning. At that moment, Twitch was nowhere near bot lane. He had practically transformed into a jungler.

Top lane, mid lane, the jungle!

Wherever Twitch appeared, bloodshed was sure to follow. The number of kills on Twitch kept rising, and when it reached ten, he had already become an unstoppable force across the entire game.

"Your score is impressive, but what does that have to do with stirring things up?"

"The enemy mid, top, and jungler are grouped in mid. Go take a look. I won't be going."

"?????"

Su Nuan was full of question marks. She was a support going mid.

Wasn't that just walking to her death?

Yet after she actually went, the instant Janna appeared, the three opponents immediately retreated. Who cared about the mid turret? Staying alive was more important, right?

Seeing the three enemies' reaction, Su Nuan immediately laughed. "Hahaha! Why are these three so timid? Did I scare them witless?"

[No, no, no! It has nothing to do with you...]

[It's because of that Twitch.]

"Speaking of which, what is Twitch doing? Is he going to gank UZI?"

At that moment, UZI was farming in bot lane. It had to be said that Sivir was incredibly fast at clearing waves. That was one of the main reasons Chen Yi didn't lane against him.

If he couldn't out-farm him, he would simply use another approach.

Farming too quickly had its downsides, too.

It left him with a lot of spare time. So UZI activated his passive.

Farm like crazy!

But the instant he stepped into the jungle, a piercing sound echoed in his ears.

[Hello!]

"Twitch! You son of a—"

Before he could fight back, Sivir's health had already dropped to the bottom.

What was he supposed to fight with?

Why did a late-game Twitch already have a Two-item power spike at around thirteen minutes?

What infuriated UZI even more was the chat log in the lower-left corner.

[Syndra: This UZI has to be an imposter. He can't even keep Twitch under control?!]

[Renekton: Who cares whether he's an imposter? Let's get out of here. Janna's coming... Twitch is probably nearby.]

[Jarvan IV: Okay!]

The first line had certainly made him angry, but after seeing it so many times, he had gotten used to it.

The second line was what mattered most.

At first, UZI had also thought Twitch was in mid.

But the result?

Mid my ass. Twitch had come bot.

And when UZI saw what was happening in mid, his anger only grew. Azir had already gone top to split-push.

The wave had reached the Second Turret, while Jayce had started moving toward bot lane. They were going to push bot.

As for the enemy jungler, Rek'Sai...

He had taken the second dragon of the game. The enemy's tempo was excellent. But then UZI looked at his own three idiots, who were actually playing mind games with a support in mid.

UZI kept telling himself to hold it in!

But he couldn't anymore.

"What the hell are all of you doing? There's only a Janna in mid, and you're just standing there guarding against her? You're ignoring top, ignoring bot, and still want to play? If you don't want to play, just surrender!"

At that moment, the lower-left corner exploded.

Mid had been doing all right at first, but with Twitch rotating over, they had fallen directly behind.

Top was the same.

The worst off was Jarvan IV. He had gone bot once and still hadn't recovered. Naturally, he refused to accept being talked to like that. UZI had never had a good temper to begin with.

How could he not fire back?

He typed while returning to lane, and then... a string of characters appeared in the lower-left corner.

[You guys... DDRED...]

Had his game glitched?

No!

As he returned to lane, he saw the figure he least wanted to see in his entire life.

Twitch!

He tried to cast a skill, only to realize that he was still typing. That was how it turned out like this. He was already furious, and now his humiliation turned to rage. He slammed his palm directly onto the keyboard.

The noise was so loud that it woke his girlfriend, who was sleeping next door.

"Zihao, what are you doing up so late instead of sleeping?"

"Don't you fucking worry about me. Go to sleep yourself!"

"You..."

Aomi Mi was already irritable from being woken up. After hearing him say that, her anger instantly flared. But thinking of her current life, she chose to endure it.

Still, she spoke unhappily. "Go on, play! Even if you drop dead, no one will care."

"I don't need you to care!"

After saying that!

UZI continued watching the situation on his screen. He desperately hoped the game could turn around.

Turn around my ass!

Twitch had gone completely insane. He ignored every other lane, didn't clear waves, and didn't rotate to help. He only looked for UZI, especially by comparison.

His own support was completely useless.

Her Q Skill never hit even once!

And UZI's death count had reached a terrifying six. He was only two kills away from going 0/10. How could he accept that? He was UZI, the world's number-one Vayne, the LPL's number-one ADC.

How could a random player beat him this badly?

The update came a little late, but that didn't stop me from asking for votes. Recommendation votes are enough. Today's numbers are so low that I'm a little afraid this novel will flop.

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