Even Su Nuan felt a little happy when she heard the first half of that sentence, let alone the viewers in the chat. After all, she was in a pretty good mood at the moment.
But what did he mean by the second half?
She immediately cleared her throat and said, "What does 'very moist' mean? Are you being dirty?"
"This..."
Chen Yi had just started to speak.
But he noticed that Su Nuan's tone was unusually calm. Others might not have known what was going on, but Chen Yi knew very well that this was the calm before the storm.
If he failed to give a reasonable explanation, he might be in for a raging tempest.
But how was he supposed to explain it?
Chen Yi understood instantly and said, "Girls are made of water, right? 'Very moist' just means... full of vitality. Don't read too much into it."
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At that moment, the entire venue fell silent.
No!
Did you really believe what you just said?
Whether Chen Yi believed it didn't matter. As long as Su Nuan believed him, everything was fine. She even nodded slightly inwardly, because in her opinion, she really was full of vitality.
Hmm!
Chen Yi wasn't wrong. This young lady is very moist. And so, the Strategy Progress increased by another one percent.
Su Nuan then continued, "Should we finish them in one push? It feels like we have a chance!"
"Let's take down their two High Grounds first. While the super minions are pressuring both lanes, we can push mid in one wave. They can't hold out right now. Just fight however you want."
"Okay! Playing it safe is fine too."
"No, no, no! This has nothing to do with playing it safe."
"????"
"UZI has died seven times already. If we kill him once more, won't he become super cursed?"
"!!!"
What an idea!
Su Nuan felt that it might work. She immediately nodded in agreement.
Chen Yi had no objections, and Su Nuan approved.
But some people weren't happy about it. Naturally, they were UZI's fans.
[What do you mean, streamer? Can't you have some class?]
[Playing games is one thing, but why are you slaughtering them?]
[People like you will never reach UZI's heights in your entire life.]
Chen Yi rubbed his clean-shaven chin and said, "This is the first time I've heard that class determines how high someone can climb. Wait... do these two things even have anything to do with each other?"
[How could they not? Of course they're related.]
[Don't talk to him. There's no point talking to someone with no class.]
[Someone like him will never amount to anything.]
"Maybe so!"
Chen Yi nodded and said, "You have a point, but here's the problem... what about going AFK to take a shower?"
Instantly!
The venue fell silent.
If this were judged by the language used at a gambling table, then this was... a complete sweep.
Garen had bought Infinity Edge. His silence was followed by critical strikes.
[Hahaha! This... an absolute kill!]
[Why have all those bootlickers gone quiet?]
[I'm dying!]
[Let me laugh for a while before I comment.]
At that moment, the entire livestream was filled with cheerful laughter. Su Nuan, however, was somewhat confused. "What does going AFK to take a shower mean?"
"Earlier, UZI duo-queued with Curly Hair. After getting ganked twice, he lost his temper and said, 'I'm going to take a shower,' then went AFK."
"Good grief, I wouldn't even dare do that."
"Most people couldn't get away with something like that."
"Exactly!"
At that moment... countless UZI fans watching the livestream began gnashing their teeth. In the end, however, they realized there was nothing they could do. Had Chen Yi slandered UZI?
How had he slandered him?
He had merely recounted something that had really happened.
That was all.
At present, they had only one hope: that UZI would pull off a divine descent, turn the impossible into reality, and forcefully reverse the game. Unfortunately, ideals were beautiful.
Reality was brutally harsh!
The mid turret shattered instantly. Chen Yi's side didn't rush to push the wave, instead waiting for the super minions. With the Baron buff applied, a terrifying and unbearable sight appeared across the battlefield.
Super minions from all three lanes marched grandly inside the High Ground walls.
No matter how strong Sivir's wave-clearing ability was,
At that moment!
It was still impossible for her to shake them in the slightest. Finally... Jarvan IV stepped forward.
The team fight had begun.
"Don't..."
UZI instinctively uttered a single word, but then realized this wasn't an official match.
No one could hear him.
As for who Jarvan IV was engaging, it was naturally Twitch. But at the instant he used EQ, that familiar tornado sent Jarvan IV flying into the air once again.
The team fight was triggered instantly. This was no longer a question of whether they wanted to fight.
They had no choice but to fight!
Azir's soldiers and Syndra's Dark Spheres.
Everything flashed across the screen. UZI had no choice but to join the battle, find his position, and begin dealing damage furiously. Rek'Sai then dove into the fight.
But the instant he knocked someone up, a layer of purple shield blocked his crowd control.
It was Morgana's E!
Perhaps that was the only contribution this support had made all game. After more than twenty minutes of farming, Sivir's damage had improved considerably.
Massive AOE damage echoed across the screen, giving everyone a strange feeling.
Maybe they could win this fight.
Especially when Rek'Sai died. UZI's eyes lit up even more. Maybe this game...
Hope was always fleeting, however, because in the next instant,
an arrow tore viciously through Sivir's heart. Without the slightest warning, it pierced straight through his body and instantly drained his entire health bar.
Looking at the gray screen before him, Sivir's expression turned ugly.
His mood shifted unpredictably.
He had died eight times. Perfectly super cursed.
If there was anything good about it, it was that he had killed someone at the very end.
Was that good news?
Yes!
But to UZI, it was nothing short of humiliation. How could he have imagined that he, who had slaughtered the entire LPL, would be slaughtered by an ordinary player?
How was he supposed to accept that?
And just as he began doubting himself, something even more devastating appeared in the lower-left corner.
[Jarvan IV: Still claiming to be UZI? Do you even look like him? Don't impersonate UZI next time. I trusted you so much, and you turned out to be nothing but a little piece of trash!]
"!!!"
At that moment!
UZI went completely red with rage.
He felt like he was about to explode. He wanted to type something to prove his identity, but how could he prove it?
There was no way!
He could only curse that damn support. In the end, he had to vent his frustration another way. He went straight back to his bedroom, and after who knew how long, UZI entered a state of calm exhaustion.
The notification that the Nexus had exploded followed soon after.
The game was over.
Exhausted, UZI gradually fell asleep.
One game!
Twitch had scored twenty-seven kills. If they hadn't seen the golden Challenger rank, many people would have assumed this was an ordinary Silver game.
Unfortunately, it was a high-level match, and one of the opponents had been UZI.
Looking at the 1/8 scoreline,
Chen Yi laughed and said, "UZI? Nothing special!"
[Look at how smug you are. You only won one game, is that really worth celebrating? I don't think UZI was in form. It's already past midnight. If you're so capable, try taking on UZI at his peak.]
[The person above is getting desperate, huh? Your UZI is playing at midnight, and our streamer isn't? What's this, a GSL double standard?]
[I'm not an UZI fan. I just want to say something fair. If you're really that good, why don't you go pro instead of hiding here and being a tiny streamer?]
[I think he's just afraid to go pro. If you don't have the skill, stop showing off here.]
[Here it comes, the classic "I'm not an XX fan..."]
And so, another fan war began. It had to be said... Chen Yi had to thank UZI's fans, because of their presence,
the number of viewers in Chen Yi's livestream reached an all-time high.
It climbed to seventy thousand.
But that was the only thing they were good for. What really interested him was the last comment.
Why didn't he go pro?
At this!
Chen Yi thought for a moment and said, "Go pro? I'm honestly not that interested. But if you're asking whether I'd go to the stage to crush noobs... I might be willing to give it a try."
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