I'm Not Interested in Playing Professionally, But I Can Abuse Dogs

Even the viewers in the live stream chat, let alone Su Nuan, felt a little happy upon hearing the first half of the sentence, as she was in a good mood at the time.

But what did the second half mean?

She immediately cleared her throat and asked, "What do you mean by 'very moist'? Are you trying to be suggestive?"

"Well..."

Chen Yi was about to say something.

But he noticed Su Nuan's tone was very flat. Others might not understand what was happening, but Chen Yi knew very well that this was the calm before the storm.

If he didn't provide a reasonable explanation, what followed could be a hurricane.

But how could he explain it?

Chen Yi immediately thought it through and said, "Girls are made of water, so 'very moist' means they're dewy and fresh. Don't overthink it."

At this moment, the entire place fell silent.

Seriously?

Did Chen Yi believe that himself? It didn't matter if he did; as long as Su Nuan believed it, and she did, nodding slightly in her heart because she felt she was indeed dewy and fresh.

Yes!

Chen Yi was right; this young lady was very moist, and with that, the Strategy Progress increased by another 1%.

Then Su Nuan continued, "Should we push for a win? I feel like we have a chance!"

"Let's push their two high grounds first, use the super minions to pressure the lanes, and then go for a mid-lane push. They can't handle it right now; we can win easily."

"Okay! Playing it safe is fine too."

"No, no, no! This has nothing to do with playing it safe."

"????"

"UZI has died seven times already. One more kill and he'll be a feeder!"

"!!!"

That's a bold move!

Su Nuan felt it was a viable idea and immediately nodded in agreement.

Chen Yi had no objections, and Su Nuan agreed.

But someone was unhappy, and it was definitely UZI's fans.

[What do you mean, streamer? Have some class!]

[Playing the game is one thing, but what's the point of slaughtering him?]

[People like you will never reach the heights UZI has achieved.]

Chen Yi touched his clean-shaven chin and said, "This is the first time I've heard that 'class' determines 'height.' No... is there a connection between the two?"

[Of course there's a connection!]

[Don't talk to him; it's completely pointless to talk to someone with no class.]

[People like him will never get anywhere in life.]

"Perhaps!"

Chen Yi nodded in response and said, "You have a point, but here's the problem... what about 'going AFK to take a shower'!"

Instantly!

The scene went quiet.

If one were to use card game terminology, it would be... a royal flush.

Garen builds Infinity Edge, silencing and criting.

[Hahaha! This... is a killer move!]

[Where are those sycophantic fans now? Why are they silent?]

[This is hilarious!]

[I'll comment later; let me laugh for a while.]

At this moment, the entire live stream was filled with a joyful atmosphere, and Su Nuan asked with some confusion, "What does 'going AFK to take a shower' mean?"

"This happened before when UZI and Curly Hair were duo queuing. After getting caught twice, he lost his temper and said, 'I'm going to take a shower,' and then went AFK!"

"Wow, I wouldn't dare do that."

"Most people can't pull something like that off."

"Exactly!"

At this moment... many UZI fans in the live stream chat started grinding their teeth, but ultimately found themselves helpless. Did he slander UZI?

How did he slander him?

He simply recounted what had happened.

That's all.

Now they had only one thought: they hoped UZI would pull off a divine intervention, a strong comeback against all odds, but alas, the ideal was beautiful.

Reality was harsh!

The mid inhibitor shattered instantly. Chen Yi's side didn't rush the push, instead waiting for the super minions. With the Baron Nashor buff active, a terrifying and unacceptable scene unfolded across the entire map.

Three lanes of super minions, vast and mighty, marched into the High Ground walls.

No matter how strong Sivir's wave-clearing ability was.

At this moment!

It couldn't be shaken one bit. Finally... Jarvan IV stepped forward.

He initiated the team fight.

"Don't..."

UZI subconsciously uttered a single word, but then realized this wasn't the actual arena.

No one could hear him.

As for who he initiated on, it was naturally Twitch. But in the instant of his EQ combo, that familiar whirlwind sent Jarvan IV flying into the air once again.

The team fight instantly triggered. It was no longer a question of whether to fight.

They had to fight!

Azir's sand soldiers, Syndra's dark orbs.

Everything flashed on the screen. UZI was forced to join the fray, finding his position and unleashing a barrage of damage. Rek'Sai initiated with a dive.

But the moment he knocked them up, a purple shield blocked his crowd control.

It was Morgana's E!

Perhaps this was the only use for this support this game. After over twenty minutes of farming, Sivir's damage output had increased significantly.

Massive Area of Effect damage echoed on the screen, giving rise to a peculiar thought.

Maybe they could win this fight.

Especially when Rek'Sai fell, UZI's eyes lit up. Maybe this game...

However, hope was always fleeting, because in the very next instant.

An arrow fiercely pierced Sivir's heart. Without any warning, it passed through his body, instantly draining all his health.

Looking at the gray screen before him, Sivir's expression was grim.

His mood fluctuated.

Eight deaths, a perfect Feeder score.

If there was anything good, it was that he killed someone at the very end.

Was this good news?

Yes!

But for UZI, it was naked humiliation. How could he have imagined that he, who had dominated the entire LPL, would be stomped by a random player?

How could he accept this?

As he doubted himself, a scene appeared in the bottom left corner that made him despair.

[Jarvan IV: Still UZI? Do you even look like him? Don't impersonate UZI next time, I actually believed you! Turns out you're just trash!]

"!!!"

At this moment!

UZI completely Overheated.

He felt like he was going to explode. He wanted to type and prove himself, but how could he prove it?

He couldn't!

He could only curse, blaming the damn support. In the end, he could only choose to vent his frustration in other ways, returning directly to his bedroom. After an unknown amount of time, UZI entered the post-nut clarity.

The notification for the exploding Nexus followed soon after.

The game was over.

And UZI, exhausted, gradually fell asleep.

One game!

Twitch had killed twenty-seven people. If it weren't for the dazzling King rank, many would have thought this was a normal Silver match.

Unfortunately, this was a high-elo game, and the opponent still had UZI.

Looking at the 1/8 record.

Chen Yi also smiled and said, "UZI? He's nothing special!"

[Look at you getting cocky? You just won one match, is it that big of a deal? I think UZI isn't in his prime right now. It's already past midnight, why don't you try fighting UZI when he's at his peak?]

[The guy upstairs is getting impatient, huh? So UZI is playing late, but so is my streamer? What, doesn't GSL apply?]

[I'm not a fan of UZI, I just want to say something fair. If he's so good, why isn't he playing professionally? Why is he stuck here as a small streamer?]

[I think he's scared to go, right? If you don't have the skill, don't pretend to be a pro here.]

[Here comes the classic, "I'm not a fan of XX..."]

And so, a fan war began. I have to say... Chen Yi should thank these UZI fans, because of their existence.

Chen Yi's stream popularity reached its peak.

Hitting seventy thousand.

But that was all the use they had. What truly interested him was the sentence that followed.

Why not play professionally?

Regarding this!

Chen Yi pondered for a moment and said, "Playing professionally? Honestly, I don't have much interest. But if... you want me to dominate the competition, I might give it a try."