LoL: Flaunting Romance During Matches, That's Too Much!
Chapter 31

Can You Swallow This? I Can't (820)

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The entire arena lost its composure at that moment.

I can't believe it!

He... He really killed him?

But after the kill, when the Double Kill announcement echoed through the venue, countless people lost their composure.

If the Double Kill was outrageous enough,

then what about the Triple Kill?

The entire arena exploded.

[What happened?]

[What the hell is this director doing? Damn it! Why haven't they shown the bottom lane even once?]

[Why are we watching some other jungler farming?]

[Damn!]

At that moment... the director's side was also feeling wronged. Although the bottom lane was constantly being ganked, at least no clashes had broken out there. As it happened... a clash had broken out in the top lane.

They took a look.

And then something happened in the bottom lane.

Quickly!

The replay was ready.

Chang Mao and Rita were also curious about what had happened in the bottom lane.

Just watch!

Jarvan IV was back again, this time positioned near the blue side's bottom-lane tri-brush. This was already his third visit. He had originally planned to leave if he didn't find an opportunity this time.

But just as he was about to leave,

Tristana suddenly jumped forward.

He was completely dumbfounded.

Wait!

How dare you?

She even took the initiative to attack. On her side, especially Xiao Wu, their eyes lit up as they immediately moved over. They were now positioned near the tri-brush.

They just had to walk over.

As Zyra arrived, Jarvan IV also used his EQ Combo. But just as the thorns were about to land,

a flash rang out across the arena.

Had he dodged one skill?

No!

Three.

Tristana began pouring out damage. Her equipment wasn't particularly good yet, but equipment wasn't what mattered right now. What mattered was Jarvan IV's attitude. To buy time, he traded blows with Tristana.

As the Explosive Charge above his head detonated,

it took away most of Jarvan IV's health. Perhaps only then did he realize that something was wrong, and he immediately flashed away to create distance.

But he had forgotten!

The instant Explosive Charge detonated, Tristana's displacement was restored as well. She jumped forward once more and claimed Jarvan IV's life, but that wasn't the end.

It was only the beginning!

Both sides had originally been in their lanes, but the fight had broken out near the tri-brush.

Whether they wanted to or not,

Zyra and Ashe both moved over. At that moment, Thresh directly cut off their retreat. In just the few minutes they had spent laning, Su Nuan had already formed a clear assessment of her opponents.

Sima Laozai: medium threat.

Xiao Wu: low threat.

You had to bully the weaker one.

And that was exactly what happened. Almost the instant he leaped forward, Thresh's hook landed on Zyra. As the second dash connected, a lantern also landed beside Tristana.

The position was perfect!

As Tristana joined the battle, Zyra's health was gradually devoured by cannon fire.

Who was left in the end?

Sima Laozai!

He might already have been considering retreating, but after Zyra was killed, Tristana's displacement came off cooldown once again. She jumped straight into Ashe's face.

The entire arena went dumbstruck at the sight.

Chang Mao clicked his tongue and said, "This Tristana is way too aggressive, isn't she? If you were playing like this after getting fed, I could understand it, but you're playing Tristana this aggressively in the early game..."

Rita said, "And this Thresh's hooks are incredible too. He hasn't missed one so far, and their coordination this time was great. It feels like they're partners who've been playing games together for years."

Chang Mao said, "Exactly!"

The commentators weren't the only ones who thought so. The audience agreed as well.

[Their coordination really is good!]

[Just look at that play... one charged forward while the other cut off the retreat.]

[They sandwiched them from both sides. The coordination was excellent.]

[Do you think... there's something special going on between these two in the bottom lane?]

[Of course there's something going on!]

[How do you know?]

[This Tristana used to be a small-time streamer. He once went to meet a female netizen and even brought her home, and that female netizen was this support.]

[Holy crap! That's legendary!]

[LPL finally got a female player, and she already belongs to someone.]

At that moment,

a lot of people grew jealous.

Putting aside Su Nuan's identity as a female player, with her looks alone, she could have become a celebrity if she wanted. Yet she had somehow been claimed by this pig.

How could they not be jealous?

Playing games had gotten him a wife. How had Chen Yi managed to run into such a good thing?

[Ding!]

[Red Crescent Dog Food Value +0.3!]

[Seeking the gods is inferior to seeking me Dog Food Value +0.2!]

[Trophy Chaser Fangirl Dog Food Value +0.2!]

Jealous, huh?

There was more to be jealous of. After the Triple Kill, the director gave the two of them a shot because that Triple Kill had given them a huge advantage.

Normally, players would say "nice" to each other.

It showed their approval.

But the two of them didn't say anything. Instead, they used body language, giving each other a thumbs-up. Giving a thumbs-up was one thing,

but what the hell were they doing standing so close together?

As the commentators watched everything unfold, the corners of their mouths twitched slightly. Even without any special effects, they could see a strange aura surrounding the two of them.

Chang Mao coughed dryly and said, "It looks like Snake's two new players have a pretty good relationship."

"Indeed, they do!"

As soon as he said that, the barrage exploded.

[Are you sure this is merely a good relationship?]

[They're obviously showing off.]

[They showed off their romance while beating up their opponents too. This... this is outrageous.]

There were plenty of complaints!

But there was even more envy.

There was nothing they could do about it!

Having a girl accompany you while gaming was already an enjoyable experience. Having a girl accompany you in a match was the ultimate treatment. Unfortunately, the girl wasn't accompanying me.

The system notifications refreshed furiously, and his gloomy mood,

immediately eased considerably!

After being reborn for more than a month, he had only accumulated five hundred Dog Food Value. Yet in just a few minutes, the number had doubled. Most of it had naturally come from what he had just done.

And that was only a thumbs-up.

What if he kissed Su Nuan?

Would there be even more?

Probably!

But he decided to forget about it after thinking it over. In his previous life, anything had been possible, but if he did that in this life, he might get slapped. So, for the sake of his future happiness, he had better endure it for now.

Still, he looked a few more times.

Small and round, with a hint of pink. He wondered what they felt like, and whether the sensation would be the same as in his previous life.

Ahem, ahem, ahem!

Just as he was thinking about this, sofm spoke up as well. "Big brother! You're my big brother! How did you dare to go in like that?"

"Well... that was my problem. I couldn't hold myself back!"

"????"

"????"

"????"

Was this really a matter of not being able to hold himself back?

Chen Yi coughed dryly and said, "That Jarvan IV was too much. There's an old saying: there can be a first and a second time, but not a third and fourth. I wanted to play safe too, but the other side was bullying us too much."

It sounded reasonable, but... somehow, it still felt wrong.

Before sofm could complain, Su Nuan chimed in. "Exactly! That's how it should be! Who plays the game like that? It's too much! If he dares to come again, we'll make sure he never returns!"

Zz1tai: "..."

Saint Gun Brother: "..."

Sofm: "..."

The entire arena fell silent. At that moment, the three of them had only one thought.

Damn it!

You two should just get together.

You suit each other perfectly.

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