LoL: Flaunting Romance During Matches, That's Too Much!
Chapter 39

God's Hand, Perfect Ultimate (1620)

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Really!

God's Hand.

This angle, this position—it was perfect. What was OMG planning now?

Rumble used his ultimate to block the path while drawing the turret's fire. Then came Kha'Zix and Twisted Fate's setup: one dealt damage, while the other provided control.

There was nothing wrong with that plan, right?

But the moment the ultimate went down, Kha'Zix, who had been supposed to deal damage, was sealed in place.

Saint Gun Brother's eyes lit up.

Holy crap, that was awesome!

He immediately activated his ultimate and blasted Rumble back. Then, with the Body Slam Impact landing and the turret's damage backing it up, he secured the first kill.

The aftershock of the ultimate also blew the minions beneath the turret to pieces.

No one was tanking the turret at all.

And Kha'Zix became the victim. From bottom lane to top lane, the ultimate's three-and-a-half-second control lasted so long that he could only watch his health get slowly devoured by the turret.

The last one was Twisted Fate!

Saint Gun Brother was fired up now, as if he had taken some kind of stimulant. He went straight back to settle the score, and all he had to do was chase.

Afraid of you?

With Fizz arriving, Twisted Fate also fell in the river.

If that had been all, it might still have been acceptable. However, after the team wipe that followed, no one could stay calm.

[Team wipe? What the hell?]

[Do you even have to ask? The two people in bottom lane died.]

[I know the two people in bottom lane died, but how did they die?]

[This...]

Exactly!

Who knew?

The two commentators also took a long time to recover.

Ashe!

To be honest...

When this champion appeared, many people thought she would simply farm safely. Who could have expected Ashe to play a roaming support role?

She later returned to lane to farm.

The result?

She directly used her ultimate to provide support.

Wasn't that a little excessive?

There was something even more excessive. Even without her ultimate, she could still kill the bottom lane—but this time, it wasn't the work of two people. It was three.

Flashy?

A little, but not much.

A normal lane matchup!

Suddenly... Zyra went straight in with Flash and her ultimate. The angle was slightly off, but a simple sidestep would have been enough to avoid it.

However, the direction of that sidestep was downward—or rather, toward the river.

Away from the turret.

Rengar arrived at that moment as well. This was a very straightforward matter: Lulu's protection was too strong. If they went beneath the turret...

There was no way they could fight.

The best option was to force them out. That was exactly what they were doing now.

Perhaps the two people from OMG's bottom lane realized it, but it was already too late. Sima Laozai fought with everything he had and ultimately traded his life for Rengar's.

But in the end... he also died in bottom lane.

A two-for-one?

No!

It was a one-for-five.

How could the people from OMG accept that?

Especially Sima Laozai, who conveyed a hint of confusion to his teammates.

World cursed at that, saying, "It's all this Ashe's fault. Everything was going fine, but then she used that ultimate. Fuck!"

"..."

The corners of Sima Laozai's mouth twitched slightly. He might have seemed cold and aloof on the surface.

But his thoughts were extremely active.

At the start of that bottom-lane skirmish, he hadn't understood what was happening. Only later did he realize that they had been forcing him to reposition and move farther away from the turret. The reason for doing that...

Was naturally to avoid diving the turret.

Yet the two of you in bottom lane were so well-fed that you didn't even want to dive the turret, and you still went ahead and did it?

What were you thinking?

He opened his mouth, but ultimately said nothing. This team wipe wasn't just a major play—it was an earth-shaking one. The outer turret in bottom lane was taken immediately.

The same happened in mid lane.

After taking it down, the two mid laners immediately joined up with the two from bottom lane. It was only eleven minutes into the game, a time when many people were still farming.

Snake had already reached the High Ground.

If that wasn't excessive enough, then when Fizz took one step forward, the people from OMG didn't dare come out at all, because they understood perfectly well:

There was no way they could fight this.

[They've chickened out!]

[You'd chicken out too if you were them. Never mind how well OMG is farming—Zyra has sixteen stacks on Mejai's Soulstealer. Would you dare touch her?]

[Sixteen stacks? How did that happen? Why is it so high? Jarvan IV's one kill gave her four stacks, and the bottom-lane kill plus one assist gave her another six. That's only ten. Where did the other six come from?]

[Ashe's ultimate went top lane. It stunned one person and slowed two.]

[What does that have to do with Zyra?]

[Zyra gave Ashe a Heal.]

[...]

All right!

And that was also the bottom lane duo's setup.

Zyra had Heal and Flash.

Ashe had Flash and Cleanse.

The purpose of this setup was naturally to guard against Twisted Fate's crowd control. But given the current situation, Cleanse hadn't seen much use.

They still had to be careful.

This wasn't a Public Match. Once they lost, they really would lose.

After taking down the Second Turret!

Ashe quickly recalled. Her equipment wasn't especially good, but with the extra gold from First Tower, along with the gold from assists and various other sources...

She had still managed to complete one and a half items.

However, Su Nuan spoke smugly. "I have a three-item build now? No, wait! Four items."

"???"

"???"

"???"

What?

Was a support's equipment really that good?

(⊙o⊙)...!

After seeing Su Nuan's equipment, they understood what she meant by a four-item build.

First!

The fully upgraded support item, [Frost Queen's Claim]. Then came Mejai's Soulstealer, followed by Ruby Sightstone, a pair of Boots of Speed, and two True Sight Wards.

That really was a support's complete build.

All she needed afterward was a Defensive Item. Saint Gun Brother coughed awkwardly and said, "Seeing you buy Mejai's Soulstealer, I thought you were going for a Magic Damage Build."

"After all, Zyra deals a lot of damage. Combined with Mejai's Soulstealer, she can burst people down..."

"I can burst people down now, too."

"..."

Indeed!

Zyra's Ability Power was now considerably higher than Twisted Fate's. Bursting down a squishy champion was completely possible. Saint Gun Brother nodded at that, looking at Su Nuan with newfound respect.

However, what she said next made the corners of his mouth twitch several times.

Su Nuan continued, "Besides... if I kept buying Damage Items without any Defensive Items, how would I protect my ADC? I can't abandon my ADC and go enjoy myself."

If he could, Saint Gun Brother would have smacked himself.

Why had he asked about this when he had nothing better to do?

He had been shown up completely. Even the referee behind them got goosebumps, and an idea appeared in their minds.

Damn it!

From now on, whenever Snake had a match, I'm never coming again.

What kind of display was this?

Damn!

They could complain all they wanted internally, but since they were already here, they could only force themselves to keep watching. Meanwhile, Rengar revived and immediately took the Rift Herald.

But he didn't release it in top lane. Instead, he held onto it and waited for an opportunity.

Ashe also went to top lane to push the wave.

As for Zyra?

She went to mid lane and showed everyone what true damage looked like.

She had come to mid lane, but she didn't go onto the lane itself. Instead, she hid in the brush. When Lulu approached, Zyra immediately intercepted her.

Terrifying Thorns covered Lulu from head to toe. At that moment, Xiao Wu felt countless fears well up inside him.

He wanted to call for help.

But he realized that everything had already been settled.

Call for help?

There was none!

All that remained was the sound of the kill notification.

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