LoL: Flaunting Romance During Matches, That's Too Much!
Chapter 40

For the Team's Sake, Launching the Great Contraception Campaign (1720)

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Instantly killed!

There wasn't even a chance to fight back.

Rita: "That damage..."

Chang Mao: "Mejai's Soulstealer plus Frost Queen's Claim—the damage is indeed excessive. But now we need to look elsewhere. Something's about to happen in the top lane."

Rita: "What?"

The next second!

The director immediately shifted the camera to the top lane.

At that moment, Ashe was farming the top lane, while Kog'Maw was on the other side. But the problem was behind them. Kha'Zix had arrived, and he even knew there was vision in the top-lane tri-brush.

He had deliberately come over while stealthed.

She hadn't noticed at all.

[She's about to get ganked, right?]

[Kog'Maw is moving forward too. This is a great move. Whether Ashe goes forward or backward, he'll have a chance to catch her.]

[So Ashe has to...]

[Go backward!]

The instant she moved backward, Kha'Zix leaped out of the void and landed right on Ashe's face. But she reacted quickly too, almost at the exact instant Kha'Zix landed.

She flashed directly away.

Then, after flashing, she immediately threw out her Ultimate Ability in retaliation.

Control Kha'Zix?

No!

She hit Kog'Maw directly.

World froze for a moment. What did you mean by using your Ultimate Ability on Kog'Maw?

But soon...

Ashe's actions answered his question.

She fought back!

The instant Volley struck Kha'Zix, the cold arrows pierced through his body. Perhaps Ashe's equipment wasn't particularly impressive yet.

But that didn't mean she had no damage.

Compared with Kha'Zix, though, this was nothing.

[What is she trying to do?]

[She's dueling Kha'Zix? What is she thinking?]

[Don't forget, Kha'Zix has an evolved Q. What are you doing?]

This was World's trump card. He even flashed forward, and as a sharp claw pierced through Ashe's body, the hero who had originally been at full health...

Now had only two-thirds of her health remaining.

Perhaps this was Kha'Zix's true damage output. But Ashe remained completely calm. After Kha'Zix flashed, she activated Blade of the Ruined King.

Her own movement speed, combined with the slow on Kha'Zix.

Kiting!

That was her core strategy.

But Kha'Zix had a blue smite in hand. When the smite landed, it not only slowed Ashe but also granted him a speed boost.

Yet right after it hit, Cleanse appeared in Ashe's hands.

Still, the claw swept through Ashe's body.

Now only one-third remained.

One more hit!

Just one.

Finally!

That hit came.

However, the instant it touched her, the Isolated target marker above Ashe's head suddenly disappeared...

The minions had arrived!

Perhaps only then did many people understand why she had flashed in this direction. She simply needed the minions. And in the exchange of health...

Kha'Zix's health was gradually dropping too. As long as this Q hit,

Kha'Zix would be the winner.

But now...

Kha'Zix had lost.

By the time he wanted to leave, it was already too late. As the sound of a kill echoed through the arena, Kha'Zix died once again. And the instant he fell,

two blue ghosts appeared in the top lane.

This was the active effect of a support item. It released two ghosts to chase units, and if they caught up, they would trigger a slow effect. But the important thing now wasn't the slow.

It was the person!

Zyra had arrived.

With two Wind Dragons and the movement-speed boost from Boots of Speed, her support speed was extremely fast. But when she arrived, she found that Kha'Zix was already dead.

Then she went after Kog'Maw.

After the root landed, Su Nuan still chanted with conviction, "How dare you bully my ADC? I'll beat you to death."

Saint Gun Brother: "????"

Sofm: "????"

Zz1tai: "????"

To be honest!

There was nothing wrong with those words. But hearing them come from Su Nuan made them sound a little strange. After all, that ADC was Chen Yi. Put another way, wasn't she saying, How dare you bully my man?

That was basically what it sounded like.

They wanted to complain!

But they couldn't figure out what exactly to complain about. In the end, they chose to return to the serious topic. "Should we use the Rift Herald? Where should we use it?"

"Use it directly in mid. I'll push top with Xiao Nuan, and we'll regroup afterward."

The arrangement was fine. It was just that form of address...

Su Nuan shot Chen Yi a sidelong glance. "Xiao Nuan? Who told you to call me that?"

"I just said it casually. If you don't like it, forget it."

"I never said I disliked it."

"Then I'll call you that from now on. Xiao Nuan... It sounds so warm."

"Don't push your luck."

"Yes!"

Their conversation gave everyone around them goosebumps.

In the end, Saint Gun Brother spoke up. "Um... this is a match. Be a little more serious."

"We are being serious!"

"Yeah! We're already at their Second Turret."

"..."

The entire arena fell silent at that moment. In the end, everyone could only admit that they had won.

Perhaps their behavior wasn't ideal, but there was no problem with the overall situation. The bottom-lane duo had died, leaving only the mid and top laners. Could they defend mid?

But what about top?

They could break the high ground directly. If the enemy bot lane hadn't revived,

they might have taken a small inhibitor outright.

What a pity!

But this exchange was still a huge profit. Before fifteen minutes had passed, all the Outer Turrets had been taken down. After returning to base, Ashe had completed two and a half items.

And the most fed player was naturally still Su Nuan.

She had already completed a full build.

The items themselves were cheap.

But who was paying attention to the other equipment? Her fully stacked Mejai's Soulstealer alone was enough to make everyone at the scene break out in a cold sweat. They had thought she had already been restrained enough in the previous match.

They hadn't expected this match to be even more excessive.

Especially backstage.

Jun looked at the scoreboard on the stage and fell into deep thought. "These two... are genuinely strong. It's a good thing she joined Snake. If she had gone to another team..."

"!!!"

Indeed!

Once he said that, many people nodded.

A rookie!

She didn't look like a rookie at all. Chen Yi was as seasoned as a seven-year veteran, while Su Nuan played the professional stage like a Public Match.

Amazing!

In esports, strength was what mattered—and she was a female player with real strength.

The hype exploded instantly.

JUN's eyes lit up. "It looks like this era might have to be renamed Snake. As long as nothing unexpected happens, the potential of these two is immeasurable."

"Something unexpected? With Snake treating them this well, what could possibly go wrong?"

"True!"

Snake's treatment was definitely the best in the LPL.

Medical checkups!

Fitness training!

Psychological counseling—none of it was lacking.

They had practically eliminated every negative factor. What could possibly go wrong?

However, just as they proudly raised their heads in confidence, a leisurely voice echoed in their ears. "What if... she gets pregnant?"

"!!!!"

"????"

With that single sentence, the confident expressions on the two men's faces instantly collapsed.

Damn!

How could they have forgotten that? What if it really happened?

Perhaps noticing the change in their expressions, the person who had said it also began to panic. She was a member of Snake's staff.

The team manager... Jiang Tao.

It sounded like a boy's name, but she was unquestionably female. She looked delicate and sweet, yet stood a full 175 centimeters tall.

The contrast was enormous.

And now was no different. She immediately cleared her throat and said, "I was just saying it casually."

She really had just said it casually.

But it was something they did need to pay attention to. After all, who could say for sure when it came to men and women?

What if they lost control of themselves?

What then?

And so... their expressions grew serious. They even began making a series of decisions, naming it... the Great Contraception Campaign.

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