Starting with Hokage: Grow Strong on Your Own
Chapter 387

Batman broke his principles to save his cat

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Harley Quinn's Infiltration

Queen uses Green Grass Powder to deceive the hunting plants and, following the talons of the Court of Owls, sneaks into the mysterious "Fantastic" Forest.

Harley saw Shazo laughing.

Harley pulled out Sledgehammer and smashed it on Shazo's head.

Harley's Sledgehammer shattered.

Harley launched into a scissor kick, clamping her legs around Shazo's neck and beginning a spectacular spin.

Harley couldn't break Shazo's neck, nor could she make him lose his balance.

Harley landed in Shazo's arms.

Oh no! Harley Quinn has been captured!

Chains, bindings, gags, hanging upside down!

The Gotham sisters gathered in Shazo's room, although Catwoman and Harley Quinn were not yet acquainted, both of them being on good terms with Poison Ivy.

Because he had previously promised that capturing Harley would improve Catwoman and Poison Ivy's situation, he turned the two women upside down, with their heads facing upwards.

Poison Ivy felt much better, but Catwoman was going crazy because the pressure suddenly hit her abdomen, and the kitten's face turned bright red.

"Please, please, let me go to the toilet----"

Shazo patted his head, released the Catwoman from her restraints, and let her do as she pleased.

Having freed one of them and satisfied his craving for imprisoning Piay, he decided to release Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy as well.

Then Shazo asked, "Harley Quinn, what are you doing here?"

Harley Quinn answered honestly, "I'm here to see Pamela."

Shazo looked into her eyes and asked again, "Are you sure you're not here to seek revenge because I killed the Joker?"

"Yes, I'm sure—" Harley Quinn trembled under Shazo's intense gaze, her jaw agape.

Just then, two Steel Needle popped out of Harley's little mouth and stabbed into Shazo's eyes.

At this moment, the distance between Harley's mouth and Shazo's eyes was no more than 40 centimeters. The mechanism hidden in her mouth, though small, was powerful and launched at an extremely fast speed, almost instantaneous.

Because of Gao Ting's nose blocking the view, Harley couldn't see the Steel Needle being fired, and besides, this woman didn't have Sharingan, so she couldn't see the high-speed flying Steel Needle at all.

Harley Quinn made a mistake; she assumed Shazo was unavoidable and laughed triumphantly, "Haha, I'm the Joker's woman, Harley Quinn! You kill the Joker, I'll kill—"

A pair of Steel Needle spun before Shazo's eyes, reflecting a silvery light.

Harley then realized she had failed, and her words came to an abrupt halt.

However, Shazo discovered that Harley, who dressed herself up in a gaudy and outlandish way, showed a look of calm and resignation in her eyes after she realized her failure.

"Haha, I failed."

"Failure is nothing to be afraid of. So what if I die? I can take that!"

Come on! Kill me!

Shazo watched Harley Quinn's performance with great interest, her voice gradually lowering until it became a soft humming sound like a mosquito's buzz, "Hmm... Can you let me live?"

Shazo replied, "It's not impossible, but—"

Harley jumped up and immediately knelt at Shazo's feet. "Please, please spare me! I'll do anything you want!"

Shazo: "Wash off the face paint and I'll let you go."

Harley: "This, this kind of small thing—isn't it a bit too sloppy?"

"That's the premise!" Shazo said firmly, "I hate Joker makeup; it reminds me of the Joker."

Seeing his resolute attitude, Harley could only grit her teeth and say, "Fine, I'll wash!"

As she spoke, she pulled out a handkerchief soaked in Makeup Remover from her bosom and quickly wiped off the makeup from her face, revealing a pretty and clean face, even with a touch of innocence.

No one expected that as the Joker makeup was removed, Harley's spirits collapsed. She became timid, withdrawn, and lacked confidence. She didn't even dare to look at Shazo, and her head drooped to her chest.

Shazo chuckled coldly a few times, raised his hand and beckoned, a thick tree branch stretched in from outside the window, and dropped a rice dumpling on the ground.

The cat-shaped zongzi Catwoman wasn't embarrassed at all; she even greeted everyone with a smile, "Hello everyone, I'm back again."

Shazo chuckled and said, "So, do you still think you can escape?"

Catwoman Selene laughed and said, "I won't be satisfied if I don't give it a try."

Shazo nodded. "Yes, cats are indeed like that, they never give up."

"However, since you ran away in front of me, you must accept my punishment."

After saying that, Shazo pulled the Catwoman onto his lap and laid her flat, making her pert buttocks stick up high.

Catwoman felt incredibly ashamed to be suddenly subjected to such a humiliating display. She screamed angrily and struggled desperately.

Because everyone knows that this position means a spanking is coming next.

That's so embarrassing.

Honestly, even if Shazo conjured up a bed on the spot, threw the Catwoman onto it, and prepared to do that with her, the Catwoman wouldn't feel any shame whatsoever.

Given the prevailing social atmosphere, Catwoman was hardly a chaste woman.

She might even find it exciting and thrilling, and might even want to team up with Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn for even more excitement.

But Shazo was just that ungentlemanly; he actually pressed the Catwoman onto his lap and slapped her buttocks 50 times, until they were swollen and raised before he stopped.

Finally, Shazo Zuo made a particularly harsh comment. "Much worse than United States's number one perky butt."

When someone commented that her butt wasn't perky enough, Catwoman Selene nearly fainted from anger. "Who are you talking about? What's that person's name? Where does she live? I'm going to tear her to pieces!"

Shazo Zuo nodded and replied, "Steve Rogers, Captain America, has the most perfect, round butt."

Catwoman stared in disbelief. "---- Steve Rogers ----a man?"

Shazo replied matter-of-factly, "Of course!"

Catwoman Selene rolled her eyes and actually fainted from anger.

Seeing that the cat girl had fainted, Shazo reached out and made a three-centimeter-long cut on her lumbar spine, then took out a small object from the side of her spine.

Holding this thing, which was less than the size of a fingernail, and especially noticing the tiny bat mark on it, Shazo felt quite satisfied.

He rubbed the Catwoman's wound with his hand, and the deep wound that reached her spine disappeared.

Shazo sensed the transmission of electromagnetic signals, slowly raised his head, and looked up at the sky above the treetops.

"Ha, it's only been a few days. Is it that the swelling has just gone down and you can't wait to come and cause me trouble?"

"Bruce, you're Batman. Batman isn't that impulsive. If he were, it would definitely lead to something terrible."

"Hmm, it seems these life problems are all caused by the absence of your parents. Let me teach you a lesson in place of your father, so that you won't have your spine broken and suffer the pain of being paralyzed in the future."

Shazo clenched his fists so tightly they cracked. "You're welcome."

Above, in the silently hovering Batplane, Batman's brow was furrowed, as if he could crush a fly.

Just now, during the battle in the Forest, the continuous explosions caused the dense canopy to part, and he received a location signal.

That was Catwoman's location signal; he had secretly implanted the signal device into Selene's body after one of their intimate encounters.

Without this signal device to provide location information, catching his kitten wouldn't be so easy for him.

But the fact that a location signal was received right after the explosion indicates two things.

First, he, Batman's girlfriend, Catwoman Selene, is in the Forest below.

Second, this Forest has the ability to block electronic signals.

The electronic gadgets Batman uses are the pinnacle of technology and money; their signals would never be blocked by a layer of natural leaves.

Batman sighed deeply. Now he was going to fight the enemy again without being fully prepared.

But he had no choice; he couldn't give up Catwoman, she was his true love.

Especially what the old butler said yesterday—that he wanted to change how he addressed him as "Master," and that there would be another "Madam" and another "Young Master" in the household.

"Oh dear, I can't let Alfred down."

After saying that, Batman checked his equipment again and opened the weapons bay inside the plane.

He put all the metal weapons inside, and then took out some guns made of high-fiber polyester, as well as darts and props made of ceramic material.

Then he gave a helpless laugh, "Weapons that don't use metal materials don't have the opportunity to be tested beforehand, so we have no idea whether they'll be effective."

"This is gambling."

He was complaining, but Batman moved quickly, opening the plane's cabin door and then jumping out.

Using the grappling hook to slow him down by gripping a tree trunk, Batman landed steadily in a forest clearing, startled by the massive, brightly lit palace.

In just one second, he composed himself and stealthily made his way towards the palace.

Since passing through the canopy of the tree, Catwoman's location signal has been very clear, enough to guide Batman to find the person accurately.

However, when the door was pushed open silently, the person who saw it was Shazo, and the locator he was holding in his hand was also visible.

Batman's head spun, and without thinking, he asked, "Where's Selene? What did you do to her?"

Shazo replied with a smile, "He's alright (indeed), at least he's not dead (he's alive and well), he's just not awake yet (he was given some sleeping pills)."

The suggestive words enraged Batman, who without hesitation picked up his weapon and fired at Shazo.

The tungsten-core armor-piercing projectiles were launched at Shazo like a deluge, but as before, they were held in place by Electromagnetic Force and stopped in front of Shazo.

He was about to say dismissively, "That's it?"

But just before I opened my mouth, I remembered the famous scene of the third princess of Asgard confidently catching an arrow.

If this happened to me, I would be incredibly embarrassed.

So he used Electromagnetic Force to try and deflect these long bullets.

But Batman was already grinning smugly. "Explode!"

The bullets that were suspended in the air suddenly exploded again.

Amidst a series of loud explosions, the explosives at the center of the bullets ignited, triggering a secondary firing that launched the tungsten steel core bullets as secondary projectiles.

These tungsten steel level 2 bullets, which he pinned his hopes on, were the only metal items he carried with him. He hoped they could deliver a fatal blow to Shazo, just as armor-piercing rounds can penetrate Tank armor.

Unfortunately, he was still disappointed. The tungsten steel core, which resembled Steel Needle, stopped one centimeter in front of the bullet, and the spacing between all bullets and second-level bullets was the same.

This shows that Shazo had not used his full strength before, and breaking through his electromagnetic defense was definitely not something a single weapon could do.

But Batman didn't despair. He figured since he was already here, he might as well take the opportunity to test the weapons he had prepared.

He then drew his high-fiber Pistol and ceramic Dagger and charged at Shazo.

And then, that was it.

With just one slap, Batman was slammed to the ground, his armor and all, embedded in the ground.

He took a few deep breaths to make himself feel a little better, then immediately gave the order, "Giggle----"

"Fire! Open fire!"

[Voiceprint detection successful!]

[Authorization has been confirmed!]

[Weapon insurance deactivated.]

[Target locked!]

[Shooting!!]

From directly beneath the Batplane, a bright blue light flashed, shooting straight into the Forest below, passing through the dense canopy of trees, through the sturdy wooden houses, and striking Shazo on the head.

This is the Laser cannon on the Batplane. It was urgently ordered by Bruce Wayne —no, it was taken directly from a Laser laboratory, and the installation took less than three hours.

But this shot played a decisive role.

Shazo in the DC universe is full of spirit, but this also makes it easy to overlook details.

For example, just now, after seeing Batman, he completely forgot about the Batplane and ignored the potential threat that this big guy might pose.

The Laser cannon struck him directly on the head. The Laser's energy instantly burned off his hair, turned his scalp to ashes, and charred his skull.

Even the brain matter beneath the skull began to boil in certain areas, scattering the charred skull fragments everywhere.

Shazo fell straight to the ground.

Batman clenched his fist excitedly. "It actually worked! It just happened like that?"

"How Luck!"

Just as Batman was about to examine the body, Catwoman, Poison Ivy, and Harley Quinn peeked in, like little Nezumi seeing a dead cat, eager to take a bite, but then too scared to get close.

Catwoman, however, forgot her fear of Shazo when she saw Batman, and rushed over clutching her lower back, then delivered a hard slap.

Batman didn't dodge; instead, he stood up straight and took the slap head-on.

With tears streaming down her face, Catwoman angrily demanded, "How dare you install a tracking device inside my body without my permission? What do you take me for, Pets?"

Batman shook his head. "No, I want you to be my wife."

Catwoman's anger vanished instantly, her cheeks flushed red, and she stammered, unsure of what to say.

"Proposal!?"

Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy instantly forgot about Shazo and entered "watching the show" mode.

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