Primordial World: Starting Off Mistaking the Jade Emperor for My Son

Even ordinary landlords couldn't afford this!

"Do you think your old man is just eating and not working? Spend as much as you want, and come back to me after you're done." Zhang Yifan was generous and full of spirit.

"Amazing." The Jade Emperor gave a thumbs up.

After the teasing, Zhang Yifan's hot water was ready.

He poured several basins of water for his granddaughters to wash their faces and feet. Zhang Yifan also poured a basin of hot water for himself.

Soaking his feet, the Jade Emperor sighed, how many tens of thousands of years had it been? He had almost forgotten the feeling of soaking his feet.

He didn't expect that even the foot-soaking water contained Great Dao Law Fragments.

Soaking his feet could make him, a mighty Quasi-Saint, feel so comfortable.

"Dad, you said, if the Jade Emperor wants to advance to the Primordial World, what should he do?"

While soaking his feet, the Jade Emperor brought up the secret matter Zhang Yifan had mentioned last time, intentionally or unintentionally.

"If he wants to, he should just do it. What else can he do?"

"..."

The Jade Emperor was speechless. The key was how to do it.

"Dad, if, I'm just saying, if the Jade Emperor is just an empty shell, and he wants to do it but can't, what should he do?"

"How could the legitimate ruler of the Three Realms, Haotian Shangdi, become an empty shell?"

"Look, outside the Heavenly Court, in the Primordial World, the Western Teachings are plundering human incense and faith on a large scale, and a large number of humans are turning to the Western Teachings. Moreover, many powerful beings in the Primordial World do not obey orders or submit. In the Underworld, there is Empress Pingxin and Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva."

"Internally, the Heavenly Court has the Interception Teachings occupying many positions of heavenly gods, and many high-ranking divine positions are also controlled by the Interception Teachings. Not to mention the numerous minor immortals and minor gods, all of whom are from the Interception Teachings."

"Secondly, the sage's clone of the Grand Pure Sage, Taishang Laojun, controls the incense of the Human Teachings and Daoist Teachings for humans in the Heavenly Court, and also controls the lineage of Daoist Heavenly Masters, and a host of rogue gods and rogue immortals. Isn't this Jade Emperor just an empty shell?"

The Jade Emperor was stunned, shook his head, and gave a wry smile.

Everyone said the Jade Emperor was good, but who knew that he, the dignified Jade Emperor, didn't even have many usable divine soldiers and generals.

"And then?" Zhang Yifan asked, looking at the Jade Emperor.

"And then? Then, Dad, what do you think he can do, how can he do it?"

"How to do it? Those who follow me prosper, those who oppose me perish!"

Zhang Yifan snorted coldly: "Those who obey me will be kept. Those who do not obey will be killed and replaced."

This cold snort, filled with killing intent, made the Jade Emperor's back feel cold.

But this declaration was also filled with overwhelming might!

Those who follow me prosper, those who defy me perish!

So domineering!

Those who obey me will live. Those who disobey will be killed and replaced.

Too domineering!

The Jade Emperor slapped his thigh in amazement!

This was the kind of Jade Emperor he wanted to be!

But alas, he lacked the strength.

"Behind these people are Saints. Saints are not to be trifled with," the Jade Emperor sighed, shaking his head.

Zhang Yifan sneered, "Saints? What are Saints but a ball! In the Heavenly Court, even Saints shall not be presumptuous!"

In the Heavenly Court, even Saints shall not be presumptuous!

This declaration struck the Jade Emperor's ears like a thunderclap.

The excited Jade Emperor's blood surged! His whole body trembled, and tears welled up in his eyes!

This was the Heavenly Court he desired!

Not the timid, tiptoeing, wanting to achieve something but being completely restrained appearance!

"Old man? Why is it that in the Heavenly Court, even Saints shall not be presumptuous?"

The Jade Emperor blurted out, too excited.

"What do you think?" Zhang Yifan didn't answer, but instead asked a question.

Why?

The Jade Emperor fell into deep thought.

The Jade Emperor, the orthodox ruler of the Three Realms, appointed by the Heavenly Dao, this position was unshakeable.

To kill the Jade Emperor? The karma involved would be immense, something no one could bear.

Even a Heavenly Dao Saint could not afford it.

In terms of combat power, although the Jade Emperor was only at the mid-Quasi-Saint stage, he could mobilize the Heavenly Court's destiny and the might of the Three Realms to fight!

This combat power, even a Saint, wouldn't be able to do anything to him in a short time!

In this case, even a Saint, if they were to get serious, couldn't be too presumptuous with the Jade Emperor.

But what about the other way around?

That is to say, if the Jade Emperor were to get presumptuous, what could the Human Teachings, Chan Teachings, Interception Teachings, and Western Teachings do?

"That's right, it's exactly like this!" The Jade Emperor excitedly slapped his thigh and stood up, splashing foot-washing water everywhere.

"What are you getting excited about, you idiot! You're splashing foot-washing water everywhere."

Zhang Yifan, who was beside him, saw the Jade Emperor suddenly get excited and almost splash the foot-washing water on his face. He slapped him across the thigh, making a loud smack. The Jade Emperor yelped in pain, his leg turning red.

This left the Jade Emperor speechless. This old man, why was his father's grip so strong!

He didn't know how to hit lighter.

But the pain in his leg couldn't hide the Jade Emperor's excited heart.

The Jade Emperor already knew how to break this predicament.

There was no need for so many schemes and calculations, nor any need for ambushes and tricks. Only one move was needed, and that was an open scheme.

Just ask directly: submit, or not submit?

Those who submit, prosper!

Those who do not submit, will be served by the Platform of Dismemberment!

It's that simple!

No, he would get a Dog Head Guillotine ready!

The Jade Emperor thought fiercely, and the more he thought, the happier he became.

He would go back and start in a few days!

Chapter 9 Foot-washing Water? No, this is a gift to me, the Dragon Ancestor.

In the farmhouse, inside the house.

Seeing the Jade Emperor drooling and occasionally grinning foolishly, Zhang Yifan shook his head. He didn't know what this silly son was thinking about to be grinning so foolishly.

But he didn't seem possessed.

Ignoring the Jade Emperor, Zhang Yifan finished washing his feet, dried them, and carried the basin of foot-washing water outside.

Outside the house, in the courtyard, there was a pond.

In this pond, some lotus flowers were planted, and some fish were raised.

At this moment, the Seven Fairies and Queen Mother were admiring the moon and playing by the pond.

"Sister, look at that fish, why does it look nothing like a fish?" Seventh Princess Tianyu pointed to a golden fish in the pond and said.

"Sister, what are you talking about? What fish doesn't look like a fish?"

"Exactly, if it's not a fish, could it be a dragon?"

The fairy princesses chattered away, while the large golden fish in the pond rolled its eyes.

"Look, that fish just rolled its eyes!" Seventh Princess pointed to the fish again and said.

"Let me see, which one?"

"That big golden fish."

The big golden fish rolled its eyes again.

"Oh my, it's true!"

"Mother, look at that fish, it's actually rolling its eyes and looking down on us! Do you think we should slaughter it!" Seventh Princess said indignantly, actually being looked down upon by a fish.

Queen Mother was speechless and followed the direction her seventh daughter was pointing.

Upon looking, Queen Mother's eyes narrowed.

This large golden fish, inconspicuous at first glance, was not simple upon closer inspection!

Its cultivation was so profound that even she, a mighty being at the early Quasi-Saint realm, could not see through it.

Something was strange, very strange.

Queen Mother stared at the fish, her mind racing.

This aura, why did it feel a little familiar?

"Dragon Ancestor!"

Suddenly, Queen Mother's eyes widened, her pupils contracted, and she exclaimed in shock.

Hearing this voice, the golden fish couldn't help but roll its eyes again.

Damn it, could it really be Dragon Ancestor?