Slice of Life Byakuya: Am I the Only One Who Sucks?

Slice of Life Byakuya: Am I the Only One Who Sucks?

Hokage Byakuya: [Guys, am I seeing this right? If someone from a Cultivation World joins us later, wouldn't that mean we could become immortal?]

They could still be killed, but at least they would not die of old age.

At the end of the day, many of them could only live for a few decades or perhaps a century. Now that they had this Golden Finger, they no longer needed to worry about such things.

Pirate Byakuya: [Enough talk. @Hokage Byakuya, work harder. I want to wear a Susanoo Giant Buddha at God Valley, thank you very much!]

He could already imagine how imposing he would be, slaughtering his way across God Valley while wearing a Susanoo Giant Buddha.

But first, Byakuya from the Naruto World needed to work hard!

If you don't work hard, how am I supposed to wear a Susanoo Giant Buddha?!

Zombie Byakuya: [Please go eat a Rumble-Rumble Fruit. I'd be invincible in the Zombie World!]

Lightning was simply unbeatable against evil spirits.

Not to mention Elementalization.

With a Rumble-Rumble Fruit, he would not even know how he could possibly die.

Yokai Byakuya: [I can activate Armored Susanoo myself!]

A Susanoo-clad fox or a Susanoo-clad dog was not impossible either.

He could do it himself. He did not need the Nine-Tails.

Slice of Life Byakuya: [I'm numb, man. Doesn't that mean I can't use a single ability?]

He was just an ordinary person, and so far, this world did not seem to have any strange powers.

He could not cultivate either, and the abilities were determined by the version of himself in each world.

In other words, he could not bring out much strength at all.

Pirate Byakuya: [Don't panic. If your world isn't very strong, you don't really need powerful abilities. Later on, as long as you get Elementalization, you'll basically be immortal.]

He had originally been wondering which Devil Fruit to get.

But now, it seemed there was no need to agonize over it. He could get a Logia-type fruit for his little brothers to use first.

Yokai Byakuya: [Exactly. You don't need to rush. Just be careful not to die. Also, Pirate Byakuya, you can draw Blackbeard's Physique in your world. One Logia-type, one Mythical Zoan, one Paramecia, plus Haki—invincible!]

Pirate Byakuya: [No, no, no. Blackbeard might not necessarily have a special physique. He may have eaten an Octopus Fruit. Doesn't Nika hate octopuses the most? Octopuses have three hearts. Maybe that's the secret behind Blackbeard being able to eat three fruits. He may already have three Devil Fruits: the Logia-type Dark-Dark Fruit, the Paramecia Tremor-Tremor Fruit, and the Mythical Zoan Octopus Fruit. Doesn't that line up perfectly?]

He had always suspected that Blackbeard had possessed three Devil Fruits long ago.

But if he already had three Devil Fruits, why did he still want to capture Hancock and take her fruit?

Who was the Love-Love Fruit meant for? Or was his physique really that special, and he needed that fruit to complete his abilities?

Hokage Byakuya: [Fuck, I was gone for one second and you guys started talking about this? I want to awaken the Mangekyo too, but I don't have any bonds! I'm not Kenji, who went from Two Tomoe to Mangekyo just because a goddess died!]

He wanted to awaken the Mangekyo too, but there was nothing he could do. He simply did not have such deep bonds.

Zombie Byakuya: [Change the plot, everyone. Since your world is already close to the Uchiha Clan Downfall Night, why not start there?]

Pirate Byakuya: [That's right. The Clan Massacre Night is a major turning point. I can't help you much right now, but once I master Two-Color Haki, you can use it directly!]

Zombie Byakuya: [You can try the Shenxiao Sect's Daoist arts. But since my skills are still lacking and it's the Age of Dharma Decline, they probably won't be very useful!]

Yokai Byakuya: [Just some yokai transformation abilities and the like. My abilities aren't very strong yet either, but you can try mine.]

Slice of Life Byakuya: [I don't have any abilities. Does picking up girls count? Why not seduce Tsunade and get her to return to the village? The Uchiha clan might still be saved!]

Hokage Byakuya: [Thanks a lot. You want me to seduce Tsunade? Are you trying to get me bedridden for days?]

Yokai Byakuya: [Guys, show your status panels!]

Hokage Byakuya: [Alright!]

As he spoke, he directly sent his status panel into the Chat Group.

[Naruto—Uchiha Byakuya] (Affiliation: Konoha—Uchiha clan)

[Strength]: Elite Jonin (Genin, Chunin, Jonin, Elite Jonin, Kage, Super Kage, Pseudo-Six Paths, Six Paths level)

[Abilities]: Three Tomoe Sharingan, Three Jutsu, Wind, Fire, and Lightning Chakra, Yin Release Chakra, Uchiha Genjutsu, Uchiha Style Taijutsu, Uchiha Throwing Technique

[One Piece—Aida D. Byakuya] (Affiliation: Rocks Pirates)

[Strength]: Rear Admiral level [Colonel level, Rear Admiral, Vice Admiral, Headquarters Elite Vice Admiral (equivalent to lower-mid-tier Shichibukai), Admiral Candidate (equivalent to Emperor Commanders and upper-tier Shichibukai), Admiral level (equivalent to Four Emperors level, with Four Emperors level being slightly stronger), King level, God-level]

[Abilities]: Intermediate Observation Haki, Intermediate Armament Haki, Swordsman's Iron Cutting.

[Zombie—Byakuya] (Affiliation: Shenxiao Sect)

[Strength]: Early Foundation Establishment (Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Human Master, Earth Master, Celestial Master, Primordial Spirit; each divided into early, middle, late, and peak stages)

[Abilities]: Five Thunders Technique, Taiqing Alchemy, Yuqing Talismans, Shangqing Sword Art, Array Formations.

[Yokai—Byakuya the Demon] (Affiliation: Eldest son of the chief of the dog yokai clan in the Western Provinces)

[Strength]: Second-Rate Yokai (Lesser Demon, Third-Rate Yokai, Second-Rate Yokai, First-Rate Yokai, Expert-Level Yokai (Great Demon Gatekeeper), Great Demon, King-Class Great Demon. Note: King-Class Great Demons are divided into three levels; the others have no sub-levels.)

[Abilities]: Demon Power Release, Giant Dog Transformation, Poison Flower Claw, Superhuman Sense of Smell, immunity to poison and evil aura, Light Whip, Demon Qi Bullet

[Slice of Life—Akizuki Byakuya] (Affiliation: Second-year Class Three student at Beika Toyonoki Academy)

[Strength]: Ordinary high school student

[Abilities]: Part-time work, studying

Slice of Life Byakuya: [So I'm just here to make up the numbers in the Chat Group?]

Looking at the status panels of all his other selves, he was practically in tears.

Fuck, his special skill was actually part-time work!!

Zombie Byakuya: [Ahem, at least that means your world is safe, right?]

Yokai Byakuya: [Are the Three Pure Ones the ancestors of your Shenxiao Sect?]

Zombie Byakuya: [That's right. Like Maoshan, our Shenxiao Sect also worships the Three Pure Ones. Most of the abilities passed down are related to the Three Pure Ones, but now Spiritual Energy has dried up, so the highest level is only the Primordial Spirit. Also, aren't you just an early-game knockoff Sesshomaru?]

After looking at Yokai Byakuya's status panel, he twitched his lips. Aside from strength, the other abilities were basically almost identical.

Yokai Byakuya: [I'm Sesshomaru's older brother. If anyone should resemble someone, it should be my foolish Little Brother resembling me!]

Hokage Byakuya: [Looking at it this way, you guys aren't that weak after all. But Pirate World, won't your Rear Admiral level get you killed at God Valley?]

Judging by their circumstances, it seemed only the Pirate World version of himself was in a situation similar to his.

Pirate Byakuya: [That's true, so I should work hard to improve my strength before it begins. But you're the one who needs to worry the most. The Clan Massacre Night is about to start. Hurry and get stronger—Three Tomoe won't be enough during the Clan Massacre Night!]

The Sharingan's hierarchy was rigid, especially the gap between Three Tomoe and the Mangekyo. There was simply no way to win unless the other side went easy on you.

But he was not Uchiha Sasuke. The Great Filial Son would not go easy on him!

The Clan Massacre Night had Danzo, the Great Filial Son, the scheming Third Hokage, and Obito lurking behind the scenes, all watching him.

Three Tomoe.

He really might die a miserable death!