Patriarch, I Said I Wasn't Awake, Can You Accept This Explanation?

As soon as the short man made his move, a system prompt appeared before Xiao Lang's eyes.

Xiao Lang hadn't even expected a system prompt to be triggered.

[Choice One: Faced with Wu Erlang's provocation, you choose to kneel and beg for mercy. Quest Complete Reward: Level +1, obtain the title "Young Hero," wearer: 100% success rate in kneeling and begging for mercy!]

[Choice Two: Faced with Wu Erlang's provocation, you choose to directly teach him a lesson, telling him that there is a gap even between one-star Dou Masters. Quest Complete Reward: Level +1! Wind attribute Dou Skill damage increased by 10%!]

[Choice Three: Faced with Wu Erlang's provocation, you choose to ignore it and continue to lie low. Quest Complete Reward: Level +1.]

After looking at the three choices, Xiao Lang couldn't even be bothered to complain. He hadn't expected the title "Young Hero" to appear again; the system was truly devious.

However, the third option was still as unshakeable as ever. He wondered if it would always appear. If he had chosen to be a "Saint of Lying Low" then, perhaps he would have already become the Water Emperor?

But clearly, the second choice was what he wanted to do.

After all, his greatest dream was to be a teacher and a florist.

Teachers could teach people how to behave, and florists could arrange flowers.

Flower arranging might come a little later, but teaching people how to behave was never late.

With Xiao Lang's current strength, as long as a Great Dou Master didn't appear, he was invincible.

After all, with the boost from the exotic water and years of tempering with it, his strength and physical fitness had long surpassed ordinary Dou Practitioners.

Not to mention he also possessed high-level Dou Skills!

Wu Erlang, a fellow one-star Dou Master, was no match for Xiao Lang.

"Dou Master!? How is this possible?!"

Upon seeing Xiao Lang severely injure a Dou Master with a single palm strike, everyone's eyes widened, staring at the unbelievable scene.

Even Xiao Xun'er was somewhat surprised by Xiao Lang's cultivation speed.

Either he wouldn't move for years, or when he did, he would leap across a major realm. No one in even the top factions could achieve this speed.

"You… you… you're actually a Dou Master? How is this possible? This must be a dream, all of this is fake!"

Galeo was going mad, unable to believe that Xiao Lang had reached the Dou Master realm.

Xiao Lang was not yet twenty, and at this age, reaching Dou Practitioner was already quite good, let alone Dou Master!

A Dou Master under twenty was a terrifying talent beyond his imagination.

Slap, slap, slap!

Xiao Lang walked over again and delivered several resounding slaps, waking Galeo up. He looked at the gradually calming Galeo and said, "Do you know if this is a dream now?"

"What do you want? Do you dare to kill me?"

Feeling the burning pain on his face, Galeo immediately calmed down, but the psychological trauma from those two slaps years ago made him fearful again.

"Is there anything I don't dare to do?"

Xiao Lang smiled. His seemingly sunny smile made one feel as if they had fallen into an ice cellar, sending shivers down their spine.

Especially when Galeo saw this smile, he was almost scared to tears. It was this smile that had haunted his sleep for years!

"I'll pay!"

Galeo remembered how stubborn he had been years ago, and the result was involuntary defecation and urination, which he couldn't stop.

Although he didn't know how it happened, he knew Xiao Lang was behind it.

One could imagine the social death scenario of a public figure losing control of their bodily functions in front of everyone; the shadow it cast would be immense.

If you can't empathize, then imagine the blow you'd suffer if everyone knew about your erectile dysfunction.

Therefore, Galeo no longer wanted to endure such punishment and promptly offered compensation.

"That's more like it. It's not energetic for young people to be fighting and killing all the time. We should all work hard to make the country prosperous and strong!"

Xiao Lang's smile was clearly much kinder, like a boy next door, sunny and full of ambition.

Especially at this moment, a ray of sunlight shone through the clouds onto him, making him look golden and radiant, full of holiness and justice!

"..."

Galeo's mouth twitched.

So, your hard work to earn money is actually extorting me?

This is simply banditry!

It's too much!

"How tall are you?"

Xiao Lang asked inexplicably.

"One eighty-three."

Galeo instinctively replied.

"Then pay 1.83 million gold coins." Xiao Lang said calmly.

"No, no, no, I'm one meter eighty-three, one meter eighty-three!" Galeo immediately reacted and quickly corrected himself.

"One hundred thousand gold coins. Not a single copper less, or I'll make you wet yourself again." Xiao Lang knew that even one hundred eighty-three thousand was impossible, let alone eighteen thousand.

He had only asked for the highest price the other party could bear, after all, a second-generation rich kid could afford a hundred thousand gold coins.

In the end, Galeo emptied all his savings and even sold off a lot of materials. After finally gathering one hundred thousand gold coins to compensate Xiao Lang, he immediately scurried away in disgrace.

Xiao Family.

"Patriarch, it's bad! Third Young Master has been surrounded by Galeo, a Dou Master, and five others!" Not long ago, the guard who was sent to call for reinforcements found Xiao Zhan and said.

"What?! How dare he! If anything happens to my Lang'er, I'll tear down the Galeo family!" Xiao Zhan's anger surged upon hearing this.

His son was only a Three-star Dou Practitioner, yet the other side had dispatched a Dou Master. Were they trying to kill his son?

Marketplace.

"Third Young Master, you've become a Dou Master?"

At this moment, Payne, who was standing nearby, finally had a chance to speak, looking at Xiao Lang with excitement and asking.

"Keep it down. It's just a minor Dou Master. Don't forget, I'm a man with the potential to become a Dou God." Xiao Lang extended his right hand and pressed it down in the air towards everyone, acting nonchalant.

"Hurry up and scatter! Third Young Master is showing off again!"

Unexpectedly, someone in the crowd shouted, and a burst of laughter erupted.

"Get lost, get lost! Who's showing off? I'm just stating facts!" Xiao Lang's face was covered in black lines. Was he really that obvious when he showed off?

However, Xiao Lang didn't care and spoke again, "Young ladies, young married women, wives, and widows who want their fortunes told, come and line up! There are only fifty spots."

As soon as he finished speaking, countless young ladies, young married women, wives, and widows rushed forward to surround Xiao Lang.

Because, whether he could actually tell fortunes wasn't important; being touched was.

Not to mention, Xiao Lang was quite accurate when telling fortunes.

After all, in his previous life, he had relied on this skill to hook up with rich women quite a few times, so he naturally had some tricks up his sleeve.

"Who dares to harm my son!"

Just then, Xiao Zhan rushed over, his face filled with rage as he scanned the crowd. The aura of a Dou Grandmaster permeated the air, pressing down on everyone until they could barely breathe.

However, upon seeing Xiao Lang's expression as he enjoyed being surrounded by a group of women, the anger on his face froze. He looked at the guard who had called him over and said:

"Is this what you call one Dou Master and five six-star Dou Practitioners?"