The Scumbag's Top-Tier Methods!

"..."

The guards were also stunned by the sight.

What's going on?

Where did the tense atmosphere from just now go?

How did it turn into lovebirds frolicking in the water?

For a moment, the guards doubted their life choices.

Looking at Xiao Zhan's furious expression, they really wanted to say:

"Patriarch, if I said I wasn't awake, would you accept that explanation?"

"Patriarch, it's like this..."

Fortunately, Payne stepped in to defuse the situation. Otherwise, Xiao Zhan would have really wanted to slap the guard.

Was he playing with him?

"What? Xiao Lang became a Dou Master!?"

After hearing Payne's explanation, Xiao Zhan wasn't shocked. Instead, he looked at Payne with suspicion and said, "Are you treating me like I have dementia?"

"Lang'er was only a Three-star Dou Practitioner this morning, and now you're telling me he's become a Dou Master this afternoon. Is that even possible?"

Hearing Xiao Zhan's words, Payne also looked helpless and understanding.

If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, who would dare say someone went from a Three-star Dou Practitioner to a Dou Master in half a day? He would have slapped himself twice.

Who were they trying to fool?

"Alright, Old Man, stop fussing. It's not a big deal to become a Dou Master in half a day. What's there to be so surprised about?"

Seeing his father arrive, Xiao Lang couldn't be too presumptuous. He walked out from the crowd of women, looking at Xiao Zhan with disdain and saying, "Do you know how embarrassing you're making me?"

"..."

Xiao Zhan's mouth twitched. He silently pulled out his belt.

"My dear Daddy, let's talk nicely. Don't get physical." Seeing this, Xiao Lang immediately walked over and grabbed Xiao Zhan's hand.

What a joke. He was only a Dou Master and definitely no match for his father, a Dou Grandmaster.

"Good, you're sensible."

Xiao Zhan retied his belt and looked at Xiao Lang, asking, "Did you have another epiphany?"

This was the only explanation Xiao Zhan could accept.

After all, ten years ago, his son had an epiphany once, directly advancing from the third stage of Dou Qi to a Dou Practitioner.

"That's right. Yesterday, I divorced my sister-in-law on behalf of my brother, and I felt quite exhilarated. I had a slight realization and didn't expect to break through directly to Dou Master. It seems I also have the potential to become a Dou God." Xiao Lang released his Dou Qi protective layer, saying smugly.

After all, he couldn't tell Xiao Zhan that he had a system. Since things were already so unbelievable, he would just continue to use the epiphany excuse.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Zhan looked at him and said faintly, "I just hope you don't go down the wrong path again and regress. My old heart can't take it."

"Don't worry, Old Man. Your son has a firm Dao heart. I definitely won't go down the wrong path this time."

Xiao Lang knew Xiao Zhan was worried about him, so he immediately patted his chest and guaranteed it.

"Alright, since you're fine, Dad will be going back." Xiao Zhan's heart was not as calm as he appeared. After all, a Dou Master under twenty years old, such monstrous talent, was enough to attract the attention of many people to Xiao Lang.

He had to be prepared for the worst.

"Oh, right. Although you're an adult now and Dad can't control some things, as someone who's been through it, I advise you: young people should learn to share... Pfft! Young people should learn moderation."

Halfway through, Xiao Zhan couldn't help himself. He stood still, without turning around, and reminded Xiao Lang.

"..."

Xiao Lang's mouth twitched. He was still a virgin, okay?

It was truly a failed attempt at being a scumbag in this life.

"Hmph, I'm leaving too!"

Xiao Xun'er, standing beside them, rolled her eyes, pouted, and walked away unhappily.

Seeing this, Xiao Lang didn't chase after her. Instead, he continued to read people's palms.

"Third Young Master, aren't you going to chase after her?" Payne asked kindly.

"No need. Women, you just need to coax them after they calm down. The more you seem to care, the more they'll act out."

Xiao Lang didn't care at all because he had his trump card, which could easily handle Xiao Xun'er.

Those without a trump card shouldn't try this move, or it would backfire. After all, ordinary women could be moved by sincerity.

Evening.

Xiao Xun'er's room.

"That damned Lang, that stinky Lang! He just knows how to take advantage of young girls!" Xiao Xun'er furiously beat the Xiao Lang body pillow she was holding.

However, the appearance of this human-shaped pillow was a bit immature, clearly something Xiao Lang had commissioned himself three years ago when he went out for training and given to Xiao Xun'er.

"He used to come comfort me all the time. Why hasn't he come yet? Does he not like me anymore?"

Xiao Xun'er's eyes suddenly reddened, a wave of insecurity washing over her, a stark contrast to her usual indifferent demeanor in front of others.

"Is my little darling there?"

Just then, Xiao Lang's voice could be heard.

"Here... not here!"

Upon hearing Xiao Lang's voice, Xiao Xun'er's worried expression immediately turned into a joyful smile. But then, thinking about how long it had taken Xiao Lang to come comfort her, she immediately spoke angrily.

"Since you're not here, I'll just leave this jewelry at the door. Don't blame me if some stray cat or dog snatches it away." Xiao Lang knew the girl was still upset.

"How dare you!"

As soon as she heard that Xiao Lang had bought her a gift, Xiao Xun'er immediately opened her door, only to see Xiao Lang standing at the entrance with empty hands. The smile on her face instantly turned to disappointment, and she pouted, saying, "Big liar!"

"Hehe, who said that? Isn't the gift right here?"

Xiao Lang reached out and touched Xiao Xun'er's neck, feeling as though he could embrace her. He then used a magic trick he learned in his past life to produce the two sets of jewelry he had picked up that afternoon.

Even more impressively, Xiao Lang's hands moved with lightning speed, placing the necklace around Xiao Xun'er's neck.

Seeing the bracelet in Xiao Lang's hand and the necklace now adorning her neck, the grievance in Xiao Xun'er's heart vanished by more than half.

"Don't be sad. The reason I came back so late is partly because of these two necklaces. I had them custom-made, so it took a little time. But the more important reason is this."

As he spoke, Xiao Lang took out the necklace from the street stall that Xiao Xun'er had been looking at for a long time and said, "Did you like this one? I searched for a long time to find the vendor."

"Ah? How did you know? Were you following me?" Xiao Xun'er looked at the necklace in Xiao Lang's hand, her eyes filled with surprise and her heart overflowing with happiness.

"Of course. I need to keep you within my sight at all times. Otherwise, if something happened, I would be heartbroken."

Knowing that she had calmed down, Xiao Lang placed his broad palm on Xiao Xun'er's head and gently stroked it. Then, bending down, he brought his face close to hers, a gentle smile on his lips, and asked, "Is Xun'er still angry with brother?"

"..."

Staring at his handsome face so close to hers, Xiao Xun'er's heart fluttered like a hundred deer. Hearing Xiao Lang's gentle voice and thinking about everything he had done for her, she melted completely.

Whether it was instinct or the perfect atmosphere, Xiao Xun'er inexplicably tiptoed and kissed him directly!

Feeling the softness and faint fragrance on his lips, Xiao Lang's lips curved upwards.

This was the ultimate technique of a scoundrel.

He appeared indifferent to you, yet every detail made you unable to resist, compelled to act.