Douluo: Lying Low in Shrek, Silently Leveling Up
Chapter 287

God King Tang's Headache

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As soon as Zhou Huan opened the dormitory door, a feeling of "there's no place like home" instantly washed over him, especially since even the position of a potted plant in the living room hadn't changed.

This overwhelming sense of familiarity made Zhou Huan feel quite comfortable.

Logically speaking, several years have passed, and the number of graduates and new students in the Inner Court has changed several times, so it is rare that the college has preserved his original dormitory.

It's important to know that in recent years, not only has Zhou Huan's fate been unknown, but his roommate Wen Xiaoshuai has also gone out to gain experience and no longer lives in the Inner Court.

Therefore, Zhou Huan felt that the college had put thought into the dormitory, which hadn't changed for several years.

At this moment, Xiao Xiao and Wen Xiaoshuai had already returned from Keman Tower with food, and even laid out a dazzling array of dishes on the table.

Zhou Huan couldn't help but swallow hard.

"What are you looking at at the door? Dinner's ready!" Xiao Xiao called out when she saw Zhou Huan return, still looking dazed.

As Zhou Huan walked towards the dining table, she said, "Did you rob the Keman Tower? How come you have so many dishes?"

Zhou Huan could tell at a glance that this wasn't food brought back from Shrek Canteen, but rather the ridiculously expensive signature dishes from Keman Tower.

Xiao Xiao listened, then pouted and said, "What do you mean by robbery? This was bought with real gold and silver, okay? We ordered so much food to celebrate that you're still alive and kicking."

Zhou Huan didn't believe it, because in the past, when they had big meals, the little girl was always the one who devoured everything on the table, so he looked at his roommate on the other side.

Wen Xiaoshuai: "... Let's eat, it won't taste good if it gets cold."

Okay, my roommate has betrayed me.

Just then, a clear, cold voice suddenly came from Floating Pagoda: "Zhou Huan, have you forgotten me? You haven't brought me any food in so long."

Holy crap!

I'd really forgotten that there was a Le Wuxue on Sunny Island.

In fact, before Zhou Huan began devouring the Abyss World in the Abyss Plane, he had already placed Le Wuxue on the Sunny Island inside the Floating Pagoda, because once the Abyss was destroyed, Le Wuxue's cultivation level wouldn't allow her to survive in the void for long.

Zhou Huan had given her a lot of chilled, stored food before, which she must have finished by now.

However, after returning to the Douluo Continent, Zhou Huan had many people to meet and for a while forgot about Le Wuxue. She wasn't like Snow Empress and the others; she didn't need to eat at all.

So, upon hearing the sound, Zhou Huan immediately opened the Floating Pagoda and pulled out Le Wuxue.

Upon emerging, before even taking in her surroundings, Le Wuxue said irritably, "I've been inside the Floating Pagoda for over a year now, have you dealt with the Abyssal Sage King yet?"

Then, Le Wuxue noticed the surroundings. "Huh? Where am I?"

As for Xiao Xiao and Wen Xiaoshuai standing to the side, these two friends were stunned. It was one thing for them to suddenly see Zhou Huan make a living person out of thin air, since they all knew that Zhou Huan had a spatial artifact, but what he actually produced was a woman with horns on her head, an explosive figure, and an absolutely beautiful face!

This inevitably makes one wonder.

Xiao Xiao immediately glared at Zhou Huan, snorted, and said, "Master Zhou, you're something else! You've even learned how to keep a mistress hidden away. I'll definitely tell Senior Disciple Sister."

Zhou Huan: "..." You're quite righteous, huh? Should I give you an award?

However, Zhou Huan quickly explained, "What do you mean by 'keeping a mistress in a golden house'? You all know her. She's Le Wuxue, a few years younger than us. Xiao Xiao, didn't you drag me to watch her Freshman Competition back then?"

Upon hearing this, Xiao Xiao paused for a moment before saying, "Do you think I'm stupid, or do you think I'm blind? This is Le Wuxue? She has the Holy Angel Martial Soul, and yours is the Demon Queen, isn't it?"

"Smack!"

Zhou Huan slapped his forehead speechlessly and said, "Xiao Xue, change back. Let your senior sister see what a real 'magical transformation' looks like."

"Oh."

At this moment, Le Wuxue understood perfectly well. She had returned to the Douluo Continent. Although she didn't recognize the man and woman in front of her, she knew from hearing Zhou Huan the girl "Xiao Xiao" that she was one of the current Shrek Seven Devils and a senior student from the Inner Court.

Sighing inwardly, Le Wuxue thought to herself, "I'm such a dignified Angel God, but now I can only be a junior wherever I go. It's so frustrating."

But Le Wuxue obediently transformed back into her Holy Angel form. Her long, jet-black hair gradually turned into golden hair, the dark green in her eyes turned into purple, and the small black horn on her forehead disappeared instantly.

The most outrageous thing is that her black outfit has been transformed into a yellow long dress.

Zhou Huan still doesn't understand: it's one thing for your body shape to change, but why can you also change clothes at the same time?

This is not scientific, absolutely not scientific!

When Zhou Huan asked Le Wuxue about this matter before, all he got was a disdainful look from her, as if she were looking at him like he was an idiot.

At this moment, Xiao Xiao, who had watched Le Wuxue's transformation from beginning to end, opened her mouth, speechless, only feeling that this was too amazing!

Seeing Xiao Xiao's blank expression, Zhou Huan could only say, "Alright, alright, let's eat first. I'm starving. We can talk about anything while we eat."

When the topic turned to food, Xiao Xiao immediately snapped back to reality; no matter how amazing her junior was, nothing was more important than a meal.

In fact, Le Wuxue had the same thought. She hadn't eaten a normal meal in years, so she had no interest in talking about anything else.

So the three of them immediately became complete diners, barely saying a word as they devoured the table. Only Wen Xiaoshuai retained a semblance of civilized dining etiquette.

After they had eaten and drunk their fill, Zhou Huan briefly introduced Le Wuxue to Xiao Xiao and Wen Xiaoshuai, naturally omitting any mention of Qian Renxue.

After thinking for a moment, Le Wuxue still asked, "If we return to the Douluo Continent, won't Tang San come looking for trouble again? He's not a magnanimous person."

Zhou Huan shook his head and said, "I'm not a magnanimous person either, but five years in Douluo and five days in the Divine Realm. I don't believe he can resolve Tang Hao's matter so quickly. The Divine Realm isn't ruled by Tang San alone. Besides, it's just Tang San; I can handle him, and he can't possibly lead all the gods to attack Douluo. So, we don't need to worry about anything for now."

Sea God Temple's Palace in the Douluo God Realm.

As Zhou Huan said, Tang San didn't have much to deal with in the short five days in the Divine Realm, especially the matter of suppressing his father's affairs.

At this moment, Tang San was sitting in the main hall with a grim expression. The room was empty, and there was no one around.

The God King and God Realm Law Enforcer is contemplating how to respond to this unexpected event.

Tang San never imagined that the matter of the Spirit of the Douluo Plane would not only bring back the previous God of Cookery of Food and the Nine-Colored Goddess, but also get him caught red-handed by the God of Destruction.

It is utterly unacceptable for God Realm Law Enforcer to knowingly break it.

The God of Destruction used this incident to threaten Tang San, forcing him to agree to the plan to expand the Divine Realm; otherwise, he would strip Tang Hao of his Godhead and reduce him to a mortal.

Without a doubt, once Tang Hao loses his position as God Official and his divine Godhead, he will not live for more than a few years after becoming a mortal, because forcibly stripping him of his Godhead is extremely taxing on his Life essence.

Tang San naturally couldn't let his father die like that.

However, expanding the Divine Realm was completely contrary to his interests and plans, and he absolutely could not agree to it.

Therefore, Tang San can only stall for time against the God of Destruction, but five days have already passed. How much longer can he stall? And how much longer can the God of Destruction allow him to stall?

Of course, this was only the first thing that worried Tang San.

In addition, what troubled him even more was that the Son of Destiny Douluo was growing too slowly, which was far from his original plan. In particular, he had essentially sacrificed one of his daughters, which made him very dissatisfied.

And that unlucky Soul Master who Spirit of the Plane —I wonder if he's dead or not. If he's not, that's another big problem.

But now, he dares not interfere in the affairs of the Douluo Continent, nor can he even spy on the Douluo Continent, because the God of Destruction is watching him.

If he makes another wrong move, he can forget about ever winning absolute control of the God Realm Hub again.

Therefore, Tang San is currently in a real bind. He, the mighty God King Tang, only wanted to completely control the Douluo Plane, so how did things escalate to this point?

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