Douluo: Lying Low in Shrek, Silently Leveling Up
Chapter 300

Xu Xiaomeng's Wish, Destruction and Life

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Zhou Huan waved his hand in front of Xu Xiaomeng's eyes several times, saying, "Alright, stop daydreaming, it's time to go back to the academy."

After instinctively saying "oh" a few times, Xu Xiaomeng finally came to her senses, her tone filled with doubt but also excitement. "Teacher, was that really... really Deity? Or was it just my imagination?"

In fact, ever since the God of Destruction appeared, the atmosphere in the entire Imperial Forbidden Land has become extremely tense. Xu Xiaomeng suspected that if she hadn't been standing next to her teacher, she would most likely have been killed if that god, who exuded a terrifying aura, had even glanced at her.

So, from beginning to end, Xu Xiaomeng didn't dare to interrupt or even make the slightest movement, and her little brain was still in shock and somewhat blank.

Zhou Huan nodded casually and said, "Yes, he's not only Deity, but also a God King, and one of the two most powerful figures in the Divine Realm today. Letting you meet the God of Destruction today is a way of informing me of the benefits of this place; don't go spreading this around."

Xu Xiaomeng raised her head, pursed her lips, and said, "What kind of benefit is this? He didn't give me any benefits. And even if I told others that I saw Deity, some kind of God King, wouldn't people think I'm delusional? Who would believe me?"

Wow, this little thing is surprisingly clear-headed.

Zhou Huan glanced at Xu Xiaomeng beside him and said, "What else do you want? There are tens of millions of people in the Douluo Continent who want to see the Deity. You've really hit the jackpot today. You've already surpassed 99.999% of Soul Master. Be content with what you have."

However, Xu Xiaomeng wasn't fooled by Zhou Huan. She said earnestly, "These are all just empty words. Teacher, you just said you're a god too, so I can see you every day from now on, right? What's so special about this?"

Zhou Huan raised an eyebrow, thinking to himself, "This little thing is really troublesome, but we were able to contact the God of Destruction so smoothly this time, thanks to this little girl." So he could only ask, "And then?"

Unexpectedly, Xu Xiaomeng clenched her little fist and answered with a serious expression, "I want to become a god!"

Puff--

Zhou Huan almost spat out a mouthful of blood.

You little rascal, you really dare to think and bring things up!

You, a two-ring Great Soul Master, dream of becoming a god? Are you still dreaming?

So, Zhou Huan looked at Xu Xiaomeng expressionlessly and said, "Change to another one."

Xu Xiaomeng's face was full of determination. "No. I understand now, teacher. Aren't you also God King? Since you're already King of Gods, wouldn't it be very simple for you to train your Disciple like me to become a god?"

Upon hearing this, Zhou Huan's lips twitched. What the hell is this "King of Gods"? You didn't understand a thing.

Making someone into a god is so easy? Why don't you just go to heaven?

Also, when did you become my Disciple? How come I didn't know?

Students are students, Disciple are Disciple. These two cannot be confused in the Douluo Continent. Disciple are those who can inherit one's mantle, but your teacher is still in the prime of life and will always be in the prime of life. I don't need any Disciple.

After thinking for a moment, Zhou Huan glanced at Xu Xiaomeng beside him and said, "Aren't you in the God Inheritance Land right now? It's Forbidden Land belonging to your royal family. Why don't you go and beg that Deity from earlier to give you the inheritance?"

However, Xu Xiaomeng shook her head like a rattle-drum. "This Disciple still thinks the teacher is more amazing."

Zhou Huan's face twitched again, and he could only say, "Let's talk about it when you become Titled Douluo. What kind of god can a Soul Grandmaster like you become? You can become a lunatic."

Upon hearing this, Xu Xiaomeng's eyes immediately lit up. "Teacher, when will you begin training your Disciple?"

Zhou Huan said expressionlessly, "Start training when it's time to train."

Xu Xiaomeng frowned. "Teacher, you wouldn't lie to your Disciple, would you?"

Zhou Huan: "People from Douluo don't lie to people from Douluo."

Xu Xiaomeng: "Teacher, when do you think I'll be able to become Titled Douluo?"

Zhou Huan: "You were already Titled Douluo when you became Titled Douluo."

Xu Xiaomeng: "Teacher, I feel like you're just giving me the runaround."

Zhou Huan: "Douluo people don't treat Douluo people perfunctorily."

Xu Xiaomeng: "..."

Douluo God Realm, Destruction Temple.

When the God of Destruction reappeared in the temple, he saw a woman in a long green dress sitting in the main seat of the hall.

Whether in figure or appearance, the woman was perfect. Her exquisite features were flawless, especially the small green petal between her eyebrows, which made her appear even more sacred and inviolable.

Faced with such an unparalleled goddess, let alone having any filthy thoughts, you would surely worship her as a deity the moment you see her.

And she is indeed a goddess, the Goddess of Life, and one of the Five God Kings of the Douluo God Realm.

The God of Destruction revealed a rare smile, "Xiao Lu, you've come."

To be honest, the God of Destruction was somewhat surprised by the arrival of the Goddess of Life.

Since he and Tang San began their struggle for divine power due to their differing philosophies on the development of the Divine Realm, the Goddess of Life has almost stopped Destruction Temple.

The reason is simple: the Goddess of Life represents new life and hope, and her heart is too kind to bear seeing conflict in the Divine Realm.

However, in this struggle for divine power, with her husband on one side and the designated successor of the First Generation Asura God on the other, the Goddess of Life, one of the Five God Kings, was caught in a dilemma and could only avoid meeting him and remain neutral.

Logically, the Goddess of Life should help the God of Destruction, since the God of Destruction is her husband.

However, the Goddess of Life is not an ordinary wife. In addition to being the wife of the God of Destruction, she is also the Goddess of Life and has to be responsible for the Divine Realm. Most importantly, she also believes that her husband, who represents Destruction, is unsuitable to rule the Divine Realm in terms of both personality and nature.

Therefore, during this period, the Goddess of Life stayed in her own Life Forest and rarely came out.

But just now she suddenly sensed that Destruction had left the Divine Realm.

You should know that her husband hasn't left the Divine Realm for tens of thousands of years.

Therefore, the Goddess of Life came to the Destruction Temple to see if anything had happened.

Now that the God of Destruction has returned, the Goddess of Life smiled and went to greet him, "Xiao Zi, where did you just go?"

The God of Destruction gently took the Goddess of Life's hand and said, "I didn't go anywhere, just a trip to the Mortal Realm. I haven't moved in too long."

The God of Destruction was not surprised that the Goddess of Life knew he had left the Divine Realm, because the two had been together for countless millennia, practically since their birth.

One represents Destruction, the other represents Life; they are inherently complementary, and even their origins are connected. It is perfectly normal for them to know each other's movements.

Upon hearing her husband mention going to the Mortal Realm, the Goddess of Life was slightly surprised before saying, "Why are you suddenly interested in the Mortal Realm? Haven't you always believed that Mortal Realm affairs should be managed by the Mortal Realm? We gods only need to govern the Divine Realm."

The God of Destruction gently patted his wife's hand and said, "Didn't you say that although we Primal God have long lifespans, because we are born powerful, we don't have much real tempering and experience? Tang San comes from the Mortal Realm, and from a mortal to Deity, his experience is much richer, making him more suitable to manage the Divine Realm? So I went to the Mortal Realm to take a look."

Upon hearing this, the Goddess of Life sighed softly, "Are you blaming me for not helping you?"

The God of Destruction chuckled, "How could that be? My wife has her own opinions, and I would never blame her. However, Xiao Lu, this time I went to the Douluo Continent and heard some incredible gossip."

The Goddess of Life looked at the God of Destruction with slight surprise. "Xiao Zi, why are you interested in gossip?"

The God of Destruction pulled the Goddess of Life to sit down and slowly said, "This isn't just ordinary gossip, Xiao Lu. You know Ma Hongjun, the God of Phoenix who has been residing in the Phoenix God Realm since becoming a god, right...?"

The God of Destruction believed that Ma Hongjun was the best way to change his wife's opinion of Tang San.

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