Primordial Era: Mistakenly Called the Jade Emperor My Son at the Start
Chapter 115

Yuanshi Cried While Eating!

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One Mid-Autumn Festival brought together Primordial World and all the great masters.

At this moment, Sect Master Tongtian, Saint Nuwa, Primeval Lord of Heaven, Jade Emperor, Queen Mother and others are all busy.

Those who wash vegetables, those who chop wood, and those who light the fire make the fire.

Even Saint Houtu rolled up his sleeves and helped fetch water for Zhang Yifan without even stopping him.

Seven Fairies, Three Xiaos, Meng Xiaojiu and other girls are making some lanterns and helping to clean the yard.

It was a lively scene, just like the Chinese New Year.

If Primordial Era Mighty Beingss saw this scene, their jaws would drop in shock.

In front of me, there are four Saint Zun, not to mention Jade Emperor Queen Mother Three Realms Zun.

This is really the most top-notch circle in Primordial World.

The key is that these powerful people who are usually aloof are still doing farm work and housework one by one.

He still does it happily and laughs, you think it's strange or not.

It is much easier for Zhang Yifan to have a group of people working.

Zhang Yifan also noticed that there was an extra puppy in the yard, which was very strange.

"Ugly dog, come here, where did you kidnapped this puppy from?"

Zhang Yifan barked at Qilin Old Ancestor Big Black Dog, and Old Ancestor Qilin stammered his dog's tongue, wagging his tail and ran over.

Following Howling Celestial Dog, there was also a little black dog.

This little black dog is Four Unlike, the son of First Qilin.

"Woof woof woof." Qilin Old Ancestor Big Black Dog barked softly a few times, as if to explain, and the dog's tail never stopped wagging.

The little black dog was also very well-behaved, wagging its tail happily and rubbing at Zhang Yifan's feet, trying to please Zhang Yifan.

When Yang Jian saw this, he smiled and said, "Grandpa, this is Big Black Dog. He went out for a walk today and brought this puppy when he came back. I think this puppy is quite cute, so I will keep it."

"Dog Laifu. If it's ownerless, of course you have to keep it." Zhang Yifan smiled and reached out to fish out the little black dog. In fact, he quite likes small animals.

"Woof woof woof."

Qilin Old Ancestor Big Black Dog, the little black dog also looked very humane, barked happily a few times, and rubbed Zhang Yifan's feet.

With the consent of the owner Zhang Yifan, Old Ancestor Qilin breathed a sigh of relief and gave Yang Jian a grateful look.

Yang Jian This kid is capable and knows how to get things done.

Yang Jian responded with a smile.

Last time Howling Celestial Dog came, Qilin Old Ancestor Big Black Dog was very considerate. Howling Celestial Dog and Yang Jian mentioned this.

Give him a peach and repay him with a plum.

Not to mention we have to fight side by side in the future.

After a lot of work, everyone sorted out several large tables of food.

There were too many people in the small courtyard. Primeval Lord of Heaven, Suirenshi and several other servants were sitting at the same table.

Taibai Jinxing, Wu Qu Xing Jun, Li Er, Wenzhong, Golden Spirit Holy Mother and other Heavenly Court gods sit at the same table.

Three Xiaos, Zhao Gongming, Nuwa, Seven Fairies and other boys and girls sat at the same table.

The table of Zhang Yifan is occupied by Jade Emperor, Queen Mother, Houtu, Boss Liang, King Qin Guang, Sect Master Tongtian, Yang Jian and others.

"Come, let's raise a glass together."

Zhang Yifan picked up a wine glass and stood up with a smile.

After everyone heard this, they all picked up their wine glasses and stood up.

Looking at this group of family members, Zhang Yifan was very pleased and said with a happy smile, "My disciples, disciples and grandchildren, the moon is full, people are round, everything goes well, everyone Mid-Autumn Festival is happy!"

"Mid-Autumn Festival Happy!"

Jade Emperor and others also responded with a smile, and then everyone drank.

With this sip of wine in his throat, Primeval Lord of Heaven immediately wanted to cry and his eyes were red.

This wine indeed contains Fragments of Great Dao Laws.

"Everyone, please order as you like. We have enough food and wine for today!" Zhang Yifan said with a proud smile.

"Thank you dad!"

"Thank you grandpa!"

Everyone thanked him one by one.

Primeval Lord of Heaven took a deep breath, picked up a bite of food with chopsticks, and put it into his mouth.

With this mouthful of food in his stomach, Primeval Lord of Heaven couldn't bear it any longer and started crying, with tears streaming down his face.

This shocked Suirenshi, Matchmaker, Kitchen Lord, and Ao Bing on the side.

It's so good, why is Primeval Lord of Heaven crying?

Fragments of Great Dao Laws is amazing, exciting, and a little bit so happy that it makes you want to cry.

But your Yuanshi expression is clearly one of grievance and hurt, not one of joy and excitement.

This situation also attracted the attention of Zhang Yifan, Yang Jian and others.

"Are you okay?" Ao Bing on the side asked Primeval Lord of Heaven softly.

"It's okay, it's okay."

Primeval Lord of Heaven waved his hand, wiped his tears, glanced at Yang Jian, and then said with great sadness, "I just remembered the days when I had no food before, and I held half a bucket of Pig Feed as the supreme treasure and the hope of life."

After saying this, Houtu, Jade Emperor, Queen Mother and others were stunned.

Which one is this from?

Will Primeval Lord of Heaven regard Pig Feed as a treasure?

No way!

Only Sect Master Tongtian, Yang Jian, Three Xiaos and others knew about Yuanshi.

Hearing Yuanshi mention this, Yang Jian's eyelids jumped and he felt bad.

And Primeval Lord of Heaven still lamented with tears in his eyes. "In those days, that half bucket of Pig Feed was the biggest and happiest surprise in my life! I could only bear to take a small bite after a meal."

I'll be a good boy?

Did you still eat Pig Feed?

Jade Emperor, Houtu, Queen Mother all stared?

Are you sure this isn't a story?

Logically speaking, this shouldn't be the case. Primeval Lord of Heaven wouldn't make up such a tragic life background.

Is that true?

The Jade Emperor looked at Yang Jian, who had a wry smile on his face and nodded slightly.

Damn it!

Damn, damn, damn!

Jade Emperor, Queen Mother, Houtu, Nuwa and others were shocked, and then they couldn't help but want to laugh, but they didn't dare to laugh.

After Matchmaker, Suirenshi, Taibai Jinxing and others were shocked, they all wanted to laugh a little, but they were all holding back.

The expressions on everyone's faces remained unchanged, but their hearts burst into laughter.

This is really shocking.

The dignified Heavenly Dao Saint, Orthodox Xuanmen, Primeval Lord of Heaven actually ate Pig Feed?

If you say this, it will make people laugh out loud.

Jade Emperor I was laughing so secretly that my stomach hurt a little.

Yang Jian, on the other hand, was sweating on his forehead. What is this Sect Master Saint doing? Why should he say it out loud?

Why don't you just hide it?

It really is.

"But it's only half of the barrel Pig Feed, and others still want to snatch it from me, but they took half of it from me. I, Yuan Tai, have never eaten such delicious food as I do now? I have never tasted such delicious wine! It's not like some people who can always enjoy the good food and drink spicy food here!"

Primeval Lord of Heaven wiped away his hot tears and glanced at Yang Jian again.

???

Damn it!

Yang Jian My eyelids jumped and my spine felt chilly.

Isn't this scolding him?

He said he was popular here for drinking spicy food, but he dedicated half a barrel of Pig Feed to him.

You really can't escape this matter.

It's a good thing we weren't sitting at the same table, otherwise Primeval Lord of Heaven would have killed him.

Three Xiaos, Zhao Gongming and others gritted their teeth and suppressed laughter.

Yang Jian kept winking at Sect Master Tongtian, asking him to come out and help.

Seeing Yang Jian's anxious eyes, Sect Master Tongtian also smiled in his heart. Just as he was about to speak, Zhang Yifan spoke up and said with a slight smile, "Since ancient times, life has been full of hardships, and nine out of ten things are not as expected. Let the past things pass.

Now here I am, do your best. It won't be a problem to start a family and start a business in the future. "

Sect Master Tongtian also quickly echoed and said, "Yes, that's right. Old Yuan, let's not talk about hot meals and hot dishes in my grandfather's place. It's not a problem to save some money to marry a wife. I will definitely give birth to a fat boy in the future."

"That's right, Old Yuan. My grandpa is so happy." Yang Jian also answered.

Give birth to a big fat boy?

Primeval Lord of Heaven was speechless at Tongtian's words, but he took a deep breath, then stood up and bowed to Zhang Yifan: "Yes, sir! Thank you for taking me in. I, Yuan Tai, will do my best."

Zhang Yifan nodded and said with a smile, "Okay, okay, sit down quickly. Let's eat food, eat food. Today is a good day, so everyone should be happy."

Then, there was a lively Mid-Autumn Festival lunch.

Everyone was eating, drinking, and making noise, and it was a great time.

They all drank at the same table.

Primeval Lord of Heaven found Yang Jian with a smile, "Master Little Yang, in order to thank you, I offer you a toast."

???

Yang Jian heard this and saw Yuanshi's evil smile. He couldn't help but shuddered and backed away. He smiled and waved his hands, "No, no, no, no, no, no."

"Come on, have a drink!"

Primeval Lord of Heaven still approached with a smile, but there was a hint of anger in that smile.

This brat, he is a popular drinker here, and he actually gave me Pig Feed!

And let me regard it as a treasure.

Are you angry or not?

"Ahem!" Yang Jian coughed twice and grinned. "You're welcome. What happened in the past is what I should do."

What the hell should I do?

You don't know how to give me something delicious to drink.

It would be weird if I didn't indoctrinate you today!

Primeval Lord of Heaven made up his mind, walked over quickly, grabbed Yang Jian, and then said with a hidden smile, "I'll do it first out of respect, you can do it yourself!"

Ah this!

Yang Jian wants to break free, but it's not easy to use strong force.

Otherwise, it will be like being drunk and going crazy, which will make grandpa Zhang Yifan unhappy.

"Uh, okay. I'll just have three drinks first."

Yang Jian knew that he couldn't escape, so he faced it calmly, and after drinking three drinks in a row, he leaned over and whispered, "I really had no choice at the time. I couldn't keep the good wine and food. Besides, that thing is also a treasure to others, don't you think so?"

"That's true." Primeval Lord of Heaven did not deny it.

Without the fine wine and delicacies provided by Master Zhang Yifan, the half barrel of Pig Feed would indeed be a supreme treasure.

But with Master Zhang Yifan's fine wine and delicious food, then Pig Feed is just Pig Feed, nothing more!

Just thinking about eating that Pig Feed, Yuanshi makes me want to vomit.

"As long as you understand." Yang Jian breathed a sigh of relief.

Primeval Lord of Heaven chuckled and said, "Then you have to drink at least two jars."

???

Two jars?

Just drank so much and ate so much food, Fragments of Great Dao Laws's energy was almost exploding.

I couldn't eat it at all.

Yang Jian was speechless. "You want to kill me? I can't help but burst myself?"

"You figure it out." Primeval Lord of Heaven was still smiling.

Yang Jian smiled bitterly and shook his head, knowing that if he didn't drink a little, it would be impossible for Saint to calm down.

So, Yang Jian felt cruel and started fighting with Primeval Lord of Heaven.

Who is afraid of whom, really.

I have been involved in Heavenly Court official circles and made friends from all over the world. I, Yang Jian, have never been afraid at this wine table!

In the end, Yang Jian and Yuanshi were so drunk that they crawled under the table...

"You are so fierce!"

Finally, Yuanshi gave Yang Jian a thumbs up, and then fell asleep peacefully.

Yang Jian grinned and fell asleep drunk.

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