Primordial Era: Mistakenly Called the Jade Emperor My Son at the Start
Chapter 126

Two Men and a Dog: Dragon-Slaying Game!

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Sect Master Tongtian also looked directly at Western Teachings Destiny Golden Dragon with cold eyes, and said in a cold voice, "Where is Yunxiao? This evil beast is disrespectful to me and dares to collide with Saint. You should be killed! You go with Yang Jian and kill it!"

"Yes! Leader!"

Yunxiao is also listed.

"You mad man! How dare you!"

Great Master Guanyin was furious, pointed at Yang Jian, and Yunxiao shouted coldly.

Manjushri, Samantabhadra and other Bodhisattva, Arhat also glared with murderous intent, as if they would kill Yang Jian, Yunxiao as long as they dared to take action.

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter."

In response to this, Saint Zhunti not only was not angry at this time, but actually laughed and said sarcastically, "My Western Teachings luck is immortal, Destiny Golden Dragon is immortal!

With the current luck of our religion, just the two of them still want to kill Destiny Golden Dragon? It's just a ridiculous dream! "

Hearing Saint Zhunti say this, Great Master Guanyin and other Western Teachings experts breathed a sigh of relief.

So that's it. If that's the case, then there's nothing to worry about. Then Guanyin and the others laughed easily again.

Destiny Golden Dragon is now as powerful as Quasi-Saint Late Stage.

In addition, Sea of Destiny is boundless, and Destiny Golden Dragon can borrow the power of luck and remain immortal. If you have to kill Yang Jian and destroy Yunxiao, it is indeed easy to catch!

It's simply not too easy!

If we can use this to destroy Yang Jian and Yunxiao, we can also severely defeat the power of Jade Emperor and Sect Master Tongtian!

This is not a bad thing.

Manjushri and Samantabhadra were both smiling happily.

It was so easy to kill Yang Jian?

Kui was still planning it secretly, but now it seems that it is obviously a bit redundant.

"I am in the Mid Quasi-Saint realm of God, but I still can't kill an evil beast?"

Yang Jian smiled, and responded confidently and domineeringly, "Forgive me for speaking frankly, my Howling Celestial Dog can bite your Western Teachings to death Destiny Golden Dragon!"

???

When the immortals and Buddhas present heard this, they were all stunned, and then burst into laughter.

Although the immortals and Buddhas were amazed that Yang Jian turned out to be a strong person like Mid Quasi-Saint, they were also really amused by his words. This led everyone astray. Instead of delving into why he was Mid Quasi-Saint, they started laughing.

"Hahahaha!"

Spiritual Mountain Grand Gathering The scene burst into bursts of laughter, laughing very cheerfully.

"I'm laughing so hard, hahahaha, a mere Howling Celestial Dog wants to kill Destiny Golden Dragon who is as powerful as Quasi-Saint Late Stage? Hahahaha, it's not even enough to squeeze Destiny Golden Dragon's teeth!"

"That's right, that's right, hahahaha! It's making me laugh to death."

"Yes, yes, this is really the funniest joke I have heard in tens of thousands of years!"

Even Saint Zhunti, Saint Jieyin, and even Great Immortal Zhen Yuanzi, Ancestor Minghe and others couldn't help but laugh.

Yang Jian This kid is so damn bragging that he didn't even start drafting!

What a laugh!

Even Destiny Golden Dragon was stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter.

That's right!

This Destiny Golden Dragon also started laughing so much, so happily that his huge dragon claws were covering his stomach, and his huge dragon eyes were filled with tears.

It mercilessly laughed at Yang Jian for overestimating his own capabilities, and laughed at Howling Celestial Dog, a thin dog. He could kill it with just one breath.

Unfortunately, no one present knew that the Howling Celestial Dog in front of them was the First Qilin of Primordial Daluo Golden Immortal.

"Young man with a yellow mouth, you are so arrogant that you can shake the tree like a worm!"

Saint Zhunti said contemptuously, "Since you want to die, please get on the road."

"Hey!" Yang Jian chuckled, "Xiao Yunyun, let's go and kill him with me!"

"I can't wait for a long time!" Yunxiao was full of murderous intent, his eyes were glowing red, and then he bent down and kicked, like thunder and lightning, he rushed straight into Destiny Golden Dragon among Sea of Destiny!

Yunxiao is already the strength of Mid Quasi-Saint. As soon as he enters Sea of Destiny, all his power explodes, revealing Heaven and Earth Dharma Idol who is tens of millions of feet tall. He slaps Destiny Golden Dragon hard with a slap carrying vast power!

Destiny Golden Dragon was still laughing, but Yunxiao's devastating slap shocked it.

Destiny Golden Dragon also waved his dragon claws like lightning and slapped Hung.

boom!

Sea of Destiny Suddenly huge waves were set off, and a tsunami thousands of feet high swept across all directions!

This slap made Destiny Golden Dragon's dragon claws feel a little numb.

I never expected that Yunxiao would be so tough and fierce, and he would play with a life-threatening style when he came in!

"Hahahaha! Xiaotian, let's go!"

Yang Jian laughed loudly, and along with Howling Celestial Dog, he flashed straight into Sea of Destiny in the void.

After entering Sea of Destiny, Yang Jian also revealed Heaven and Earth Dharma Idol. Like a demon glaring at Destiny Golden Dragon, he swung Three-Pointed Double-Edged Halberd towards it, intending to cut it into two pieces.

Destiny Golden Dragon sneered, and the giant dragon body rolled over, knocking Yang Jian's not tall Heaven and Earth Dharma Idol away.

Along with Yunxiao's Heaven and Earth Dharma Idol, they were also knocked away by Destiny Golden Dragon's claws.

This made Saint Zhunti, Saint Jieyin, Guanyin, Manjushri, Samantabhadra and Western Teachings laugh happily.

If you look at it, you can say that Yang Jian are overestimating their abilities.

No, these two people are not the enemies of Destiny Golden Dragon. I believe they will be killed soon!

Among Sea of Destiny, Howling Celestial Dog was humming a little tune, strolling around like a leisurely stroll, not in a hurry to take action.

"Do you two need to play with this bastard to practice your skills, or do you need to fight quickly?" Qilin Old Ancestor Big Black Dog sent a message to Yang Jian and Yunxiao and asked.

"Use the power of thunder to kill him quickly!" Yang Jian said via voice transmission.

"That's how it should be!" Yunxiao also agreed.

Qilin Old Ancestor Big Black Dog smiled, "Those two, show off your treasures!"

Hearing this, Yang Jian and Yunxiao received Heaven and Earth Dharma Idol, one person took out Dog Beating Stick, and the other took out a hoe.

Ah this?

Seeing Yang Jian and Yunxiao taking out this so-called magic weapon, all the immortals and Buddhas from Spiritual Mountain Grand Gathering were stunned?

What is this for?

Get a hoe and want to hoe the weeds?

Take a stick, are you going to tickle Destiny Golden Dragon?

But looking at this hoe, Saint Zhunti didn't know why, but had a vague feeling of something bad.

This hoe seems a bit familiar?

What's going on?

"Kill!"

In Sea of Destiny, Yang Jian swung Dog Beating Stick and smashed it, Dog Beating Stick turned into a mountain pillar that blocked the sky and sun, and hit Destiny Golden Dragon hard.

Destiny Golden Dragon was still disdainful, and the dragon claws were swung out as if to fly away Dog Beating Stick.

But the next second, it froze.

Not only did this claw fail to fly away the stick, but his huge dragon claw was also smashed into pieces by the stick and shattered into pieces!

"Roar!"

Destiny Golden Dragon was in great pain, roaring angrily, opening his bloody mouth and biting Yang Jian, trying to crush him!

"Where are you looking, you bastard! Eat my hoe!"

Yunxiao sneered, and when he waved the hoe, it turned into a hoe the size of a million miles, and dug hard towards the faucet.

Destiny Golden Dragon doesn't care about this, it just wants to tear Yang Jian into pieces.

boom!

But the next second, a huge dragon head was dug out by a hoe!

The faucet was dug high and flew out.

The face of the dragon head that flew upside down showed an expression of extreme shock and disbelief.

How is that possible!

Damn it, why did my head get ripped off!

"Oh!"

Spiritual Mountain Grand Gathering At the scene, all the immortals and Buddhas also screamed in surprise.

Many people jumped up in shock, looking at the scene in front of them in disbelief.

What is going on?

Obviously, Yang Jian and Yunxiao were not the enemies of Destiny Golden Dragon at the beginning, but in the blink of an eye, they killed Destiny Golden Dragon with one move?

Damn it, are we dazzled?

Even Saint Zhunti, Saint Jieyin, and Great Immortal Zhen Yuanzi were stunned.

Ancestor Minghe also had eyes flashing, thinking secretly.

What kind of treasures did Yang Jian and Yunxiao take? Their power is so amazing.

"What the hell? Is it that hoe?"

Saint Zhunti's eyelids twitched, and he was filled with surprise and uncertainty.

"Roar!"

Although Destiny Golden Dragon was killed, Sea of Destiny was immortal, it was immortal, and it was resurrected!

Destiny Golden Dragon was furious, with endless murderous intent, glaring at Yang Jian and Yunxiao!

"Hey, bastard dragon!"

Howling Celestial Dog shouted at Destiny Golden Dragon, "Come here and play with me, grandpa Xiaotian!"

"Roar!"

Destiny Golden Dragon is really angry.

Even if he was beheaded once by Yang Jian and Yunxiao, how dare this mixed-haired puppy be so arrogant?

Don't look at it and swallow it alive!

So, Destiny Golden Dragon roared and bit towards Howling Celestial Dog.

"Hmph, this Howling Celestial Dog is dead!"

Samantabhadra and Manjushri both snorted and smiled.

It's also a good thing to kill Yang Jian's dog first.

But soon, the two of them were shocked by the scene in front of them.

Snap!

Howling Celestial Dog raised his right front leg, and with a swipe of the dog's paw, Destiny Golden Dragon was knocked away!

This shocked everyone present.

Both Manjushri and Samantabhadra were so frightened that they couldn't help but swallow their saliva, and sweat broke out on their foreheads.

Damn it, is this Howling Celestial Dog?

So fierce?

Destiny Golden Dragon, whose power was comparable to Quasi-Saint Late Stage, was knocked away by its claws?

When did we become inferior to a dog?

Manjushri and Samantabhadra looked at each other with bitter expressions on their faces, and instantly felt a little autistic.

"Damn it, you little bastard dragon is not very capable and has a bad temper, so you just know how to yell and scream!"

Howling Celestial Dog sneered, turned into a black light and rushed to Destiny Golden Dragon's tail. The dog's paws grasped Destiny Golden Dragon's tail, picked it up, and lifted it up suddenly.

Destiny Golden Dragon was horrified to discover that an extremely terrifying force struck him, and his huge dragon body, which was millions of miles away, was lifted up and flew high!

Then, with a bang, it was hit hard towards the Sea of Destiny sea surface!

Boom!

Sea of Destiny was smashed into two halves!

"I smash, I smash, I smash, I smash, I smash, I smash, I smash!"

Howling Celestial Dog is just like Euler Euler Euler Euler, carrying Destiny Golden Dragon around and repeatedly throwing and smashing it!

Bang bang bang bang!

Between heaven and earth, there was a huge sound of Destiny Golden Dragon hitting the ground.

That Destiny Golden Dragon was stunned for a long time after being hit, and the huge dragon eyeballs were spinning in circles.

Such a terrifying scene shocked all the Spirit Mountain immortals and Buddhas to take a breath of air-conditioning and tremble with fear.

Not long after, Destiny Golden Dragon was smashed into meat patties and died again!

Resurrected again, Destiny Golden Dragon is still angry. He underestimated Howling Celestial Dog just now, but he won't be careless this time!

Then Destiny Golden Dragon killed with overwhelming power. Howling Celestial Dog gently stretched out a dog paw and pressed its huge dragon head to the ground. No matter how Destiny Golden Dragon tossed and twisted, it could not break free.

This scene is very funny. It is a very small dog, but it is holding down a huge dragon that is millions of miles away. The key is that the dragon cannot move!

It's like a nail hammered it down.

This picture is so amazing.

"This dragon's body is so elastic? Then it would be good to jump rope."

Howling Celestial Dog Seeing that Destiny Golden Dragon is so elastic, and remembering that the owner Zhang Yifan used to jump rope, he couldn't help but become playful, and then he shouted coldly, "Make it smaller for me!"

The supreme Law Power suddenly crushed Destiny Golden Dragon, forcibly shrinking its dragon body!

So, Howling Celestial Dog stood up, one of its two front paws grabbed the dragon's head and the other grabbed the dragon's tail, and then used it as a skipping rope.

Hoo ho ho ho!

Howling Celestial Dog shook Destiny Golden Dragon, and the skipping rope flew up.

I also played fancy rope skipping.

"Let's play together."

Yang Jian also became more playful, laughed and participated.

"I want to play too!"

Yunxiao also jumped in and joined in with a smile.

Therefore, in Sea of Destiny, there is no more fighting and killing, but only a cheerful childhood skipping game.

This made Jade Emperor, Tongtian, and Heavenly Court all smile happily.

What you want is this aura of being in a deserted place!

Even if this is Western Teachings's home court, he should be so understated and casually crush the opponent!

It's just that Destiny Golden Dragon has gradually changed from anger to fear.

It never expected that the two people and the dog in front of it would be so terrifying and frightening. It's simply scarier than a mortal seeing an evil ghost.

In fact, it's no wonder. Although Destiny Golden Dragon is comparable in strength to Quasi-Saint Late Stage, he doesn't understand magical powers or the operation of mana, it's just brute force.

Yunxiao, Yang Jian have so much combat experience?

Not to mention, both of them have one piece of Great Dao Artifact. Even if he can only exert 20% of his power in front of him, beating this Destiny Golden Dragon to death is just a joke!

Snap!

The three of them were jumping rope, and Destiny Golden Dragon's dragon body was twisted directly!

As a result, Destiny Golden Dragon was beheaded again in painful torture.

This made Spiritual Mountain Grand Gathering everyone at the scene numb, really numb.

In just a few moments, Destiny Golden Dragon was killed three times!

"Roar!"

Destiny Golden Dragon was resurrected again, but the roar of the dragon was no longer as overbearing and powerful as it was at the beginning.

"Call you daddy!"

Howling Celestial Dog's dog paw slapped Destiny Golden Dragon to pieces.

"Me next time!" Yunxiao laughed.

So, after Destiny Golden Dragon was resurrected, Yunxiao immediately hit it with a hoe and dug it into two pieces!

"It's my turn!"

Yang Jian also laughed, and when Destiny Golden Dragon came back to life, Dog Beating Stick smashed the faucet into pieces with a stick!

Soon, this one-sided massacre also turned sour.

It's like playing whack-a-mole.

You hit me, I hit you. As long as Destiny Golden Dragon comes back from resurrection, it will explode with one blow.

???

This, this, this, this!

Saint Zhunti and Saint Jieyin are also numb.

I wanted to see Yang Jian and Yunxiao die, so as to give Jade Emperor and Sect Master Tongtian a disgrace, but now they are better.

Not only did not one of the two people and the dog die, Destiny Golden Dragon was slaughtered dozens of times at once!

This is not pleasant, but it is myself!

Saint Zhunti was extremely angry and said angrily, "That's enough!"

One Saint's Power will sweep away Sea of Destiny.

"What's the rush?"

Sect Master Tongtian sneered, Saint's Power also came out in excitement and stopped Saint Zhunti.

This left Saint Zhunti with nothing to do for a while.

Jieyin also took action, but Sect Master Tongtian was so strong that one person blocked the attack of two people.

Sea of Destiny.

Destiny Golden Dragon, has been tortured and slaughtered one hundred and eighty times!

This reminds me of that advertisement slogan, how to put it, good soy sauce can last for 180 days!

This is a good golden dragon, killed 180 times!

Destiny Golden Dragon no longer looks arrogant.

The huge dragon head was full of timid and fearful expressions. The dragon head and whiskers were drooped, and the eyes were aggrieved, like a newborn puppy that was afraid of strangers.

"You evil beast, aren't you very arrogant? Come on! Let me learn how to bark like a dog!"

Howling Celestial Dog laughed and threatened to kill Destiny Golden Dragon if he dared to resist.

"Woof woof woof!"

The giant Destiny Golden Dragon, which is millions of miles away, turned out to be really obedient. It humiliated and imitated a few dog barks, and the dog barks still sounded aggrieved.

It was really frightened to the extreme. It was hiding in the corner and shivering. It was so majestic and majestic!

"Hahahaha!"

"Hahahaha!"

When Jade Emperor, Sect Master Tongtian, Golden Spirit Holy Mother, Taibai Jinxing, Li Er and other Heavenly Court characters saw this scene and heard the dragon barking like a dog, they all clapped their hands and laughed, leaning forward and backward with laughter, extremely happy.

Who would have thought that such a ferocious, terrifying, and huge Destiny Golden Dragon would make such an aggrieved and funny dog barking sound? It's really hilarious.

"That's pretty much it!"

Howling Celestial Dog also laughed and was very satisfied. Then, in full view of everyone, he raised his left rear leg and peed.

"How dare you, evil beast!"

Saint Zhunti is furious! But Sect Master Tongtian blocked him.

The two sides cannot let go and fight.

Therefore, Saint Zhunti is helpless. He is just murderous, but of no use.

Howling Celestial Dog ignored Saint Zhunti. It grinned and peed into Sea of Destiny, just like the Lushan waterfall pouring down.

I peed for several minutes.

The whole Sea of Destiny smelled like urine.

"Wow! It's so cool!"

Howling Celestial Dog shook his body, then turned into a black light and returned to the high platform where Jade Emperor was.

"Hahahaha!"

Yang Jian and Yunxiao laughed out loud when they saw this, and happily turned back to the high platform.

What a fucking relief!

So damn cool!

May your good fortune be brought to you, and may your luck be blessed with the smell of dog urine!

Ha ha ha ha!

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