Holy Crap, No Way!

"Holy crap, no way, is my luck really this good!"

Hun Han rubbed his eyes vigorously, staring at the figure on the river surface in disbelief. There, floating in the river, was a beautiful woman in plain white clothing.

The woman was floating face up in the river, her eyes closed, lips purple, and cheeks pale. From her appearance, she seemed to be unconscious.

"Forget it, since fate has brought us together, I'll save you once!" Hun Han made up his mind without any hesitation.

Although the Black Corner Region didn't need kindness, the woman before him was no ordinary person. With his god-like perspective, Hun Han knew that even if he saved her, he wouldn't get into any trouble. Moreover, there might even be a reward!

Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh

Hun Han circulated his Dou Qi, his toes tapping lightly. He moved like a willow catkin, as if walking on flat ground on the water's surface, like a master of Qinggong, floating on water.

If Dou Qi transforming into wings was the mark of a Dou Wang, then floating on water could be considered the mark of a Dou Master.

Reaching out, Hun Han quickly grabbed her arm. To stand on water out of thin air was the mark of a Great Dou Master. In the blink of an eye, his hand grasped her jade-like hand. With a strong pull, the woman's body was pulled out of the water. He embraced her slender waist, and a soft, smooth sensation transmitted, causing Hun Han's spirit to waver.

At this moment, Hun Han didn't have time to savor it. His toes tapped lightly, floating on water, carrying the mysterious woman to the riverbank.

Looking at the mysterious woman lying on the ground, her clothes could be wrung out completely. He reached out and felt for her nose, and Hun Han exclaimed joyfully, "Good, she's breathing!"

"You guys, go check over by the river current!"

A voice sounded from the bushes by the river. Seeing this, Hun Han quickly grabbed the woman's jade-like hand, exerted force, and slung her over his shoulder like a sack.

Running wildly, the surrounding trees quickly receded behind him.

"Great, a cave!"

Hun Han was overjoyed. After sprinting over three thousand meters, a mountain range appeared before him. On the cliff face of the mountain range was a cave. Using the Lightning Bat Sky Wings, Hun Han easily ascended into the cave.

At this time, Hun Han's forehead was covered in sweat. His light blue shirt was either soaked by the woman or by his sweat.

Putting the woman down, Hun Han ignored her and surveyed the cave. Using the dim light, he moved several large rocks to block the cave entrance, leaving only a small gap.

Then, with a flick of his finger, he took out a Moonlight Stone from his Storage Ring. The dark cave once again had light.

"Senior Sister, you're lucky. You ran into me, otherwise, your life would be over!" Hun Han thought to himself, and then he examined the woman on the ground.

At this moment, the woman's plain dress was soaked by the river water, clinging tightly to her body, perfectly showcasing her curvaceous figure. Looking at her perfectly outlined features, Hun Han had no impure thoughts. In his previous life, women wore even more revealing clothing, and at the beach, they were like stars in the Nine Heavens, countless. As a transmigrator, he had this much self-control.

Her eyebrows were like paintings, her skin like jade, her eyes like phoenixes, her mouth like cherries, and her nose like a jade carving.

"So beautiful!" Hun Han couldn't help but exclaim.

If this woman were to travel to the 21st century and participate in the Miss World pageant, Hun Han dared to say she would definitely win the championship. Even now, while unconscious, the grace and nobility emanating from her were absolutely on a solar system-level that those common courtesans could not compare to.

However, at this moment, the woman's delicate eyebrows were slightly furrowed, and a hint of pain lingered around her lips and brows. Yet, with her slightly disheveled hair, the woman possessed a unique allure.

"Poisoned?" Hun Han was slightly taken aback. The woman's lips were currently blue, a clear sign of poisoning.

Looking down at the woman's front, there were no wounds. Hun Han reached out and flipped her body over.

"Holy crap, what a huge wound!" Hun Han secretly gasped. On the woman's jade-like back, there were five wounds of varying lengths.

The longest wound was ten centimeters long, and the clothes on her back were already soaked with blood. Through the gaps in her torn clothes, one could vaguely see that the skin underneath had already begun to blacken.

"Really poisoned?"

Hun Han was anxious. He didn't have any miraculous antidotes on him. Those first-grade poison-avoiding pills could only prevent poison, not cure it. Some high-level talismans could indeed detoxify like pills, but even if he could draw them now, he didn't have the time.

"What should I do?" Hun Han was truly anxious now. A similar scene from a TV show in his previous life suddenly flashed through his mind. When someone was bitten by a venomous snake, what emergency measures people would take.

Thinking of this, Hun Han threw caution to the wind. What about worldly views? He had to save the person first!

Hun Han grabbed the back of the woman's clothes with both hands, tore them open, creating a large gap. Then, regardless of whether it would affect him, he pressed his lips to it and sucked forcefully.

Hun Han spat out a mouthful of dark blood. Forget about enjoyment; at first, Hun Han could feel a strange pleasure. However, as he continued to suck the blood, his lips became numb, as if he had received an anesthetic, and he could no longer feel anything. Even so, Hun Han continued to save the woman.

"Mmm!" The woman let out a muffled groan. The pain stimulated her to open her tightly closed eyes. A strange sensation made her unable to help but moan. When she realized what was happening, her beautiful eyes filled with intense coldness and shame. She glared at the person behind her with murderous intent.

"You're awake?" Hun Han was slightly stunned. Before he could explain, the woman became agitated, causing her blood flow to accelerate, and she fell unconscious again.

Seeing this, Hun Han continued wholeheartedly, helping the woman suck out the poisonous blood.

About half an hour later, the blood he spat out returned to its normal color. Only then did Hun Hun take out a jade bottle from his Storage Ring and sprinkle the sixth-grade pill, Golden Wound Powder, onto her wounds.

Speaking of this sixth-grade pill, it was a New Year's gift from the Hun Clan to Hun Han as a direct descendant of the clan!

"Hoo, what a laborious task. I used to envy those who sucked poisonous blood for beautiful women, even wishing I could take their place. Now I realize it's nothing like that!" Hun Han muttered to himself, looking down at the woman on the ground.

Just then, the woman opened her eyes and stared at Hun Han.

"You're awake?" Hun Han said with a gentle smile.

"Deng! Tu! Lang! Zi!"

Four icy words, laced with intense killing intent, came from the woman's mouth. She touched her Storage Ring, flicked her finger, and a green treasure sword appeared in her hand, its tip pointed directly at Hun Han.