Douluo Parallel World Chat Group: I Do As I Please
Chapter 4

Yu Xiaogang's Crushing Defeat

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The more Yu Xiaogang thought about it, the more invigorated he became. That inscrutable expression appeared on his face once more.

"Kid, I want to make another bet with you. The last one."

"Fulfill the previous bet first."

The moment those words came out, Yu Xiaogang's expression froze.

"I'll fulfill the agreement, but first..."

"Fulfill the previous one first."

Yu Xiaogang's face instantly darkened like ink, but the more Wu Xian acted this way, the more convinced he became that his guess was correct.

As for whether Wu Xian had used a soul skill, he definitely had. He had merely concealed it somehow.

Otherwise, how could Tang San, whom he had personally trained, have been defeated so easily without the use of soul skills?

Ignoring everyone else's strange looks, he said to himself,

"I'll fight you again. If you win, I won't just say it here. I'll publicly announce it to the world, just as I published my Ten Great Theories.

"But if I win, we'll call the whole thing off. How about it?"

Going this far? Wu Xian paused for a moment, considering the potential gains.

His Chat Group system had only three abilities in total: chat, shop, and check-ins.

As for livestreaming, it was merely a minor function within the chat.

To exchange items in the shop, he needed points.

There were two sources of points. One was check-ins, while the other was changing the plot.

The greater the plot change, the more points he would receive.

That was why Wu Xian was so keen on driving a wedge between Tang San and Yu Xiaogang.

No hatred arose for no reason. It all came down to benefits.

Although Yu Xiaogang constantly sought Wu Xian out to promote his failed theories, which was rather annoying as well.

If Yu Xiaogang truly publicly admitted his failure to the world, Liu Erlong and Bibi Dong of the Main World alone would bring him a substantial amount of points.

Even if Yu Xiaogang failed to uphold the agreement afterward, he certainly would not be able to remain in Nuoding City.

As long as he left Nuoding City early, Wu Xian could still gain a substantial amount of points. Either way, he would not lose out.

Besides, he could openly beat Yu Xiaogang up and vent some frustration.

With that in mind, Wu Xian pretended to agree reluctantly.

Seeing this, Yu Xiaogang let out a breath of relief and strode proudly to stand opposite Wu Xian.

At the referee teacher's shout to begin, the Metal Block in Wu Xian's hand rapidly transformed into metal threads that coiled toward Yu Xiaogang.

Yu Xiaogang panicked at the sight. Shouldn't they first announce their martial souls and Soul Power, summon their martial souls, and only then begin the Spirit Duel?

How could a child like him have so little martial virtue?

He quickly retreated, but after only two steps, his foot slipped and he fell backward to the ground.

Before he could climb back up, the metal threads had already reached him.

Before he could react, they bound him into a dumpling.

Wu Xian followed right after, clasping both hands together. Under Yu Xiaogang's terrified gaze, he unleashed a barrage of Turtle Fist punches.

When Yu Xiaogang regained consciousness, he saw his disciple Tang San pinching beneath his nose, trying to wake him.

Wu Xian was also puzzled. Logically speaking, as someone born into the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan and a two-ring Soul Grandmaster, Yu Xiaogang's physical condition should have been stronger than an ordinary person's, right?

He had only thrown a few punches, yet Yu Xiaogang had fainted. Even the livestream audience had not gotten their fill.

Ah Yin once again raised a soul-piercing question.

[Ah Yin: So, Bibi Dong and Liu Erlong, how exactly did the two of you fall for this weakling?]

Bibi Dong and Liu Erlong from the other world darkened, inwardly cursing the versions of themselves from this world.

Bibi Dong was even the first to clear things up.

[Bibi Dong: Let me reiterate: what Bibi Dong from that world did has nothing to do with me. Please don't pin it on me.] [Liu Erlong: That's right, Ah Yin. If you keep confusing us, I'll have to talk about your corpse.]

The moment those words came out, Ah Yin immediately fell silent.

It was fine to enjoy someone else's misfortune, but she absolutely could not let the flames reach her.

[Ah Rou: I'm back. So this is Yu Xiaogang? He doesn't look like much. He completely fails to meet a Soul Beast's mate-selection standards. Are your human mate-selection standards really that strange?]

Seeing those words appear on the screen, Bibi Dong and Liu Erlong fumed once more.

[Liu Erlong: Come back to life, my~ beloved~] [Bibi Dong: Come back to life, my~ beloved~]

One simple sentence utterly destroyed Ah Rou. Her profile picture instantly went dark.

In the other world, within the Star Dou Great Forest.

Deep within the forest sea lay a primordial region no one had ever reached.

The air was filled with the fragrance of grass and trees. Beside a crystal-clear lake that resembled a gemstone,

stood an incomparably beautiful woman with a face as dark as ink. Her mood was truly not very pleasant.

Every time she saw that line, the embarrassment became unbearable. It was even more terrifying than Social Death.

At that moment, a snow-white rabbit hopped toward her.

Hearing the sound, the woman expressionlessly looked up. The killing intent around her immediately made Little Rabbit stop in her tracks.

Seeing that her mother's expression seemed off, Little Rabbit timidly acted cute. "Mom, what's wrong? Did someone make you angry?"

In recent days, her mother's attitude toward her had made a complete one-hundred-and-eighty-degree turn.

Her mother, who had once loved her dearly, now occasionally used her backside to practice staff techniques.

Just as she trembled in fear, her mother's stern expression suddenly changed. Smiling, she asked, "Xiao Wu, did you hop in just now?"

Xiao Wu did not understand and answered tentatively, "Y-yes? Rabbits naturally move by hopping."

The moment she finished speaking, her mother's expression changed once more.

"How many times have I told you? If you plan to undergo Humanoid Transformation in the future, you need to learn human ways of life. Have you never taken my words to heart?"

Even if Xiao Wu was foolish, she could already hear that something was wrong with her mother's tone. She hurriedly changed her answer.

"No, I remembered wrong. I should have walked in just now."

"Is that so?" Just when she thought she had escaped disaster, her mother said,

"You haven't even undergone Humanoid Transformation yet, but you've already forgotten a Soul Beast's instincts. It seems I need to teach you properly today that you cannot forget your roots."

"Ah?" Xiao Wu was completely dumbfounded. Should she move by "hopping," or by "walking"?

Her little mind was still thinking, but the bamboo Ah Yin had obtained from the plant Soul Beasts was already whistling through the air.

At that speed, it was at least twelve strikes per second.

From the peaceful depths of the Star Dou Great Forest came the abrupt wail of a rabbit.

Elsewhere, looking at the awakened Yu Xiaogang, Wu Xian said with a smile,

"You're finally awake, Yu the Waste. Now it's time to fulfill the bet. Hurry up and tell everyone what you are."

Yu Xiaogang's face turned green. He should never have woken up.

He even began to resent Tang San. Why had he woken him up for no reason?

But now was not the time to think about that.

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