All Undying and Immortal Old Monsters, Playing Cards Is More Interesting Than Fighting to the Death

Liu Bing's face was filled with horror. After a long while, he finally calmed down. At this time, his restless heart, stirred by transmigration, also settled. After all, he had already died once.

He cupped his hands towards the people in the sky and bowed, saying, "Greetings, Empress Nuwa, and all Empresses. This humble one is Liu Bing. I just transmigrated here, and my emotions fluctuated too greatly. I failed to greet all of you Empresses immediately. I ask for your forgiveness."

"Hey, don't bother with these formalities. We aren't gods who rely on faith, so we don't care about that. As long as you don't act like those people before you, who thought they were the protagonists the moment they arrived, thinking about conquering this and conquering that in their minds, even trying to take me and Houtu into their harems." Empress Nuwa chuckled indifferently.

Her words were quite direct and explosive, and Liu Bing's mind churned again. What did she mean by "those people before"? Were there other Transmigrators besides himself? And those Transmigrators actually set their sights on Empress Nuwa and Houtu. How suicidal was that?

Did they really think they could do whatever they wanted just because they were Transmigrators?

"That's right. Besides you, we've encountered countless Transmigrators. Those Transmigrators were like reincarnated bulldozers; they wanted to push any beauty they saw, which was disgusting. We've concentrated our efforts and killed them batch after batch. At first, some Systems were quite powerful and could put up a fight. Back then, we thought there should be many Systems of that caliber, so we didn't hold back. Unfortunately, those were rare and good toys."

Speaking of which, Empress Nuwa seemed a bit nostalgic as she sighed, "Back then, it was also one of the few sources of amusement in our endless years. But later, it seems we killed too many Systems, and they gradually stopped coming here. Along with them, fewer Transmigrators came. It's a bit of a shame, really. Transmigrators are rare sources of amusement. You are the first Transmigrator in the last few hundred thousand years."

Liu Bing: "..."

Should I be glad I don't have any lecherous thoughts?

"You mean you have lecherous thoughts?" Empress Nuwa looked at Liu Bing with a half-smile.

"I don't! Empress Nuwa, you jest." Liu Bing gave a dry laugh, not daring to think wildly anymore.

"Hey, what are you hiding? Having lecherous thoughts is only human nature, isn't it? You're not gay, are you?" Empress Nuwa teased with a chuckle.

Upon hearing this, Liu Bing subconsciously thought of a reply: "Speaking of being gay, let's be civilized, you and me, thank you."

As soon as he thought this, he wanted to slap himself. Online memes had become such a natural reaction.

"Heh, not bad. It seems you're in pretty good spirits, kid. You look nervous on the surface, but your mind is quite active." Empress Nuwa didn't care about Liu Bing's somewhat offensive inner thoughts.

Liu Bing's mouth twitched. He felt this Empress Nuwa was different from the legends. Weren't legends supposed to portray Empress Nuwa as overflowing with maternal love and inviolable divinity? How did this Empress Nuwa feel more like a girl with a mischievous streak?

"Hey, those are just your one-sided wishes as ordinary folk." Empress Nuwa laughed heartily.

Uh, does she think she's that fat-faced Lu Xiaofeng with a nose full of freckles? Liu Bing inwardly complained again.

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"Hahaha, I think his words make a lot of sense, so I borrowed them. But your inner monologue is quite interesting, very good. I quite like you." Empress Nuwa's mood was clearly good, as if she were teasing a child.

"Moreover, speaking of bad taste, if you lived for countless years, you'd also become mischievous. After all, who wants to be an emotionless program?" Houtu chimed in from the side.

"No, have you guys watched 'From Beijing with Love'?" Liu Bing suddenly realized that Empress Nuwa actually knew about that fat-faced Lu Xiaofeng with a nose full of freckles.

"Of course, we've watched it. After all, with so many Transmigrators, there's always some interesting information in their souls. It's quite good for passing the time to search through them. We've also dismantled quite a few Systems, like those entertainment Systems and internet cafe Systems." Sinu calmly stated the shocking act of soul-searching Transmigrators.

Liu Bing felt a cold sweat trickle down his back. How tragic were those previous Transmigrator seniors? They came to send warmth, no, they sent amusement. Would he also become amusement?

"Don't worry, you won't become amusement. After all, we know everything you know, and even some things you don't. You have no secrets from us, and therefore, no value." Xuan Nu, seeing Liu Bing's paranoid look, amusingly gave him a reassurance. Of course, this reassurance was a bit insulting.

However, Liu Bing didn't feel insulted. Instead, he felt relieved upon hearing this. Then, he remembered something and asked with some surprise, "You know everything, so don't you also know about the Primordial Tribulation? Will the tribulation still happen then?"

Liu Bing was well aware of the various tribulations in Hong Huang. Every so often, the karma and karmic forces in heaven and earth needed to be settled to maintain the world's balance. If they knew the plot in advance, how could those tribulations proceed? Everyone had the script; who would be willing to become a sacrifice in a tribulation?

"Ah, you mean the Witch-Demon Tribulation, the Investiture of the Gods Tribulation, and such?" Empress Nuwa chuckled, "Those are just for show. After all, at our level, we can obtain anything with a single thought. Such tribulations are simply baseless. It's like if you were the King of the World, but you insisted on fighting for control of a newly listed company. Isn't that ridiculous? And what about the balance of heaven and earth, or karma and karmic forces? Those things can be erased with a flick of the hand. Why would we need to fight to the death?"

"Ah?" Liu Bing's mind was a bit fuzzy. Empress Nuwa's words seemed a bit off. If they could obtain anything with a single thought and erase karma and karmic forces with a flick of the hand, it sounded like bragging. If she's so capable, why not give him a wholesale of Primordial Violet Qi to see?

"You're talking about the foundation for becoming a Sage, the Primordial Violet Qi. That thing is just a Heavenly Dao certification for a world. If you want it, I can indeed give you a wholesale." As Empress Nuwa spoke, she waved her hand. Wisps of purple mist immediately appeared in her hand. Soon, there was more and more purple mist in her hand, and eventually, it even formed a purple crystal.

"Here, this is a Primordial Violet Crystal condensed from countless Primordial Violet Qi. I can also wholesale this. If you're not afraid of dying, I can even give you enough to eat." Empress Nuwa said, continuously condensing Primordial Violet Crystals in her hand. Soon, the purple crystals poured out of Empress Nuwa's hand like rice. Liu Bing's pupils widened in shock.

When the Primordial Violet Qi first appeared, he could feel a tremor in his soul. He had a feeling that this purple qi was a great opportunity and a great fortune. This was Primordial Violet Qi, each wisp of which could make a Quasi-Sage mighty figure fight tooth and nail for it.

And yet, Empress Nuwa was actually wholesaling it? Not only wholesaling it, but she was also using the luxurious Primordial Violet Qi to condense it into crystals, and she could still continue to condense more, and at an increasing speed. Was this truly heaven-defying?

"Dao Ancestor Hongjun said there were only seven strands of Primordial Violet Qi in Hong Huang, didn't he?" Liu Bing looked at the vast amount of Primordial Violet Crystals in Empress Nuwa's hand, feeling his worldview collapsing.

"That was us acting. We needed some settings, you understand." Empress Nuwa stopped condensing the Primordial Violet Crystals and continued, "Actually, what you understand as 'Sage,' and so on, are all fake. Or rather, they are settings for a certain world, similar to world administrators. In Hong Huang, there are no Sages. Grand Unity is the limit. Grand Unity has already transcended the Heavenly Dao and is not bound by it. Who would be so bored as to become a 'Sage'?"

This sounds so much like the Grand Unity in mythology. Did I come to the mythological Hong Huang?

"Well, if you have to say it, it's about the same. Those with names and surnames here are all similar to mythological Grand Unity. So, everyone is at this level. Who has the time to fight to the death? We are all immortal old monsters with the same trump cards. Fighting is meaningless. It's more fun to play cards than to fight to the death." Empress Nuwa said, and suddenly pointed at Liu Bing. In an instant, Liu Bing became about the same size as Empress Nuwa and the others.

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