Chat Group: A Bunch of Primordial Bigshots Behind Me
Chapter 8

Hong Huang Old Farmer: I'm a Civilized Person, So I Can't Be Unreasonable

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Liu Bing held the Weirdness Descends System he had just stripped away and shook his head helplessly. This thing was far more slippery than the Chat Group. The instant it discovered him, it sent a message to the Main System. This place was probably about to get truly lively.

But Liu Bing could do nothing about it. He had not expected the system to be so cunning. It seemed that after losing two systems here in a row, these systems had learned to be smarter. Still, let them come. He had been prepared for this anyway.

At Sunshine City's night market, Zhou Nuo arrived early, set up her fruit tea stall, and began working after finishing all the preparations.

She deftly picked up a large orange and skillfully peeled it. Then she put the orange into the juicer and pressed the switch. A buzzing sound rang out, and before long, a fresh, delicious cup of orange juice was ready.

Just as Zhou Nuo focused on making the next cup of juice, she suddenly felt a sharp pain in her finger. Yet when she looked down, she found no wound. Several customers were already waiting in front of her stall to buy drinks, so she had no time to worry about such a minor pain and continued focusing on her work.

However, she never noticed the small black spot that had appeared on her right hand at some point and was slowly moving up her arm. Just as the black spot reached her elbow, Zhou Nuo happened to turn around and accidentally slammed her elbow against the stall cart's frame. The point of impact was exactly where the black spot was!

In an instant, the black spot that had been slowly crawling stopped moving.

But Zhou Nuo knew nothing of this and remained completely absorbed in her business. For someone who suffered countless bumps and knocks every day while working, such an accident was far too ordinary.

After an entire night of work, Zhou Nuo finally sold all the fruit tea she had prepared from the fruit and closed up for the day.

Exhausted, she pushed her stall cart back to the tiny warehouse she rented. After entering the warehouse, she parked the cart securely and shut the warehouse door before dragging her weary feet home.

By the time she had washed up, it was already past one in the morning. She fell headfirst onto the bed and quickly drifted into sleep...

After she fell asleep, her right hand suddenly began to writhe. Soon, an eye appeared in her right palm, and then her right hand eerily rose up. The eye stared coldly at Zhou Nuo, its murderous intent fully exposed.

But the killing intent in the eye quickly receded. It sank back into stillness, turning into an ordinary arm once more without making any further movement.

Liu Bing stood in the void, looking at Zhou Nuo's right hand as he stroked his chin. "That was a Parasitic Beast, right? This girl really is lucky. She actually prevented the Parasitic Beast from invading her brain by sheer coincidence. Looks like she's someone with good fortune too. I'll observe her for now. If her temperament is decent, I can nurture her."

Afterward, Liu Bing saw many other strange species invading the world, but he did not stop them. None of them would be too difficult to deal with, so they could serve as this world's beginner invasion phase. It would give the people of this world a chance to adapt.

Nor did these newly invading species immediately begin causing trouble. They all hid themselves away, as if waiting for the right opportunity.

Since they were not causing trouble for the time being, Liu Bing stopped paying attention to them and began repairing the Chat Group System. Rather than repairing it, though, it was more like sending it back to the factory for repairs. He directly sent the Chat Group through his phone to Nuwa.

Nuwa quickly sent the Chat Group back. Liu Bing logged in and saw a whole bunch of strange people.

Hong Huang Melon King, Hong Huang Funeral Services, Hong Huang Heaven's Will Maintainer...

Those titles made Liu Bing's scalp tingle. Had these great powers not had enough fun with their own Chat Group? Was their own Chat Group not entertaining enough? Why had they come to his Chat Group?

[Hong Huang Little Shrimp]: Seniors, what is this? [Hong Huang Melon King]: Little Bing, we're just bored. We saw that you made a Chat Group, so we thought we'd come in and have some fun. Don't worry, we usually just lurk and won't speak. [Hong Huang Melon King]: Besides, we're in the inner Chat Group. Even if we speak, the outer Chat Group won't be able to see it without permission. [Hong Huang Funeral Services]: That's right. Watching the fun in the Chat Group while we play cards isn't bad either. Hurry up and invite more people. It would be best if you made the Chat Group livelier. [Hong Huang Melon King's Eldest Disciple]: That's right, hurry and invite people. We're waiting to watch the fun. [Hong Huang Melon King's True Eldest Disciple]: Sinu, I'm the eldest disciple. Change your username. [Hong Huang Melon King's Eldest Disciple]: Xuan Nu, you're talking nonsense. I'm the eldest disciple. You clearly said that whoever won that round of cards would get to use the Eldest Disciple title in their username. [Hong Huang Melon King's True Eldest Disciple]: I didn't lose. Empress Nuwa dealt me my winning tile! [Hong Huang Melon King's Eldest Disciple]: Just say whether I won or not. [Hong Huang Melon King]: So you're saying I lost? [Hong Huang Melon King's True Eldest Disciple]: No! [Hong Huang Melon King's Eldest Disciple]: No! [Hong Huang Funeral Services]: Oh, stop arguing, stop arguing. How about you go outside and fight? [Hong Huang Melon King]: Houtu, is that how you stir up trouble? Why don't you just call yourself the Primordial World Flame-Stoking King?

Watching the group suddenly become lively, Liu Bing shook his head helplessly. What could he say? These were all big shots he could not afford to offend, so he could only let it be. Fortunately, this was the Chat Group's inner panel, and ordinary group members could not see it.

He looked at the Chat Group's new interface and found that it had not changed much. The exchange list was the same as well. It seemed he would still need to slowly level up the Chat Group before he could exchange for Pangu Components.

Finally, Liu Bing looked at the invitation section. There was only one invitation button on it.

Liu Bing tapped the invitation button, and a new member immediately joined the group. Before he could even check the new member, he saw someone @ him in the inner Chat Group.

He took a look.

[Hong Huang Old Farmer]: Little Bing, when you can exchange for my component, exchange one for me to see. [Hong Huang Little Shrimp]: Sure thing, great god. I'll definitely meet the exchange requirements as soon as possible. [Hong Huang Old Farmer]: No rush. Time means nothing to us anyway. Take it slow and don't pressure yourself. [Hong Huang Little Shrimp]: Got it. [Hong Huang Heaven's Will Maintainer]: Great god, are you planning to follow the internet cable to find the assembly factory? [Hong Huang Old Farmer]: Yeah. I want to go talk to the person in charge and ask whether they can stop selling components under my name. It makes me uncomfortable. [Hong Huang Heaven's Will Maintainer]: Why not just go straight to them? [Hong Huang Old Farmer]: Well, you need evidence when catching someone red-handed. I should bring proof with me. After all, I'm a civilized person, so I can't be unreasonable.
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