Champa Truly Hasn't Seen the World
Below, watching the energy ball approach, Roland grew increasingly anxious. If he were hit by that attack, he would be doomed. He didn't know if the resurrection ability given to him by the Shenron could withstand the destructive power of "destruction." He struggled to reach Feluria's side.
"Can you use Instant Transmission?" Roland asked.
Feluria was pale, blood trickling from the corner of her mouth. "I'm too badly injured; I can't gather any energy at all."
"Me too. The power of the God of Destruction is running rampant in my body, and even Senzu Bean can't cure it. We're doomed this time. I never expected our luck to be so bad. We just randomly chose a planet to train on and we still managed to run into the God of Destruction."
Roland felt a bitter taste in her mouth.
"The power of the Level 4 Sequence is terrifying." Feluria didn't know what to say, her small hand tightly gripping Roland's hand.
As the purple energy sphere drew ever closer to the ground, the aura of destruction grew stronger. Roland and Feluria sighed; they were now powerless to do anything.
At that very moment--
Bite!
Suddenly, a red Staff of the Gods appeared in front of the purple energy ball, shattering the energy emitted by Champa with a "whoosh".
"Vados, what are you doing?"
Champa stared with his golden eyes, his face full of dissatisfaction.
A green figure suddenly appeared in the void. It was a beautiful woman with a mature and elegant figure. Her silver-gray hair was tied up in a ponytail with a hairband hanging down. She had a delicate and pretty face, a slender figure, and a graceful posture. She was none other than Vados, the Angel of the Universe 6.
She stepped in and blocked the God of Destruction's "destruction".
"Lord Champa, they are warriors sent from Universe 7 to Universe 6 for training. You can't just kill them." A melodious voice rang out, Vados smiled gently, as serene and elegant as a water lily.
Champa said coldly, "They killed all my Dodo Bird, so I'll never be able to eat boiled eggs again. I won't let them get away with this."
"They are cultivators from the Planet God-Killer, not ordinary mortals," Vados emphasized in her cool voice. Those who can enter the Planet God-Killer are often recognized by the Angel, which is a different kind of status.
"No matter what, I must kill them."
"Lord Champa, please don't be unreasonable. This will put me in a difficult position."
Gently touching her forehead, Vados twirled her Staff of the Gods, and a dazzling bolt of lightning shot out, striking Roland and Feluria, instantly dispelling the power of the God of Destruction within them and healing their injuries.
"Thank you, Miss Angel."
Having survived the ordeal, Roland thanked Vados. It was the first time he had ever met Vados, and compared to the girlish demeanor of Marcarita, Vados, with her mature and sophisticated charm, possessed a more mature and alluring quality.
Vados waved her hand and smiled faintly, "No need to be polite, this is on Whis's behalf."
"Vados, how could you heal them?!"
Champa shouted angrily, his face darkening.
"Oh dear, Lord Champa, don't be angry. The Dodo Bird is extinct, but we can always find other delicious foods. There are plenty of other tasty things in the universe besides Dodo Bird boiled eggs."
"You're trying to fool me again. How could there possibly be anything more delicious in the universe than Dodo Bird?" Champa looked incredulous. Although she was a God of Destruction, under Vados's tutelage, Champa had always been treated like a servant girl, and the most delicious food she had ever enjoyed was a boiled Dodo Bird egg.
Vados was speechless for a moment, feeling somewhat trapped by her own actions.
She couldn't very well say that Dodo Bird were ordinary food, found everywhere in the universe, could she? That would be contradicting herself and would only make Lord Champa even more picky!
Just as Vados was in a dilemma, Roland said, "Lord Champa, as an apology, how about I give you a delicacy that's no less delicious than... boiled eggs!"
"Do you have any food that can compare to the Dodo Bird?" Champa asked with a disdainful look.
"Whether it can rival it or not, Lord Champa will know once he tastes it himself." Roland smiled calmly, knowing he was safe with the Angel Vados protecting him. Although Champa, the God of Destruction, was a capricious fellow, he was also the most adorable of the God of Destruction.
As long as you don't provoke the other person to anger, you're basically like a child.
Seeing the situation reach a stalemate, Vados stepped forward and explained, "Lord Champa, why don't you let this young man finish speaking?"
"Alright, I'll give you a chance. If you can't satisfy me, even if Vados protects you, I won't let you get away with it." Champa nodded, feigning authority.
"Of course," Roland said with a confident smile.
He immediately opened the Hyperdimensional Space, took out bags of gift boxes, and neatly arranged inside were more than a hundred oval-shaped eggs, some white and some light brown.
"What is this? It looks so much smaller than Dodo Bird's egg."
Champa frowned; he had never seen such things before, despite his extensive experience.
Seeing what Roland took out, Vados suddenly breathed a sigh of relief and spoke before Roland could, "If I'm not mistaken, these two kinds of eggs are the legendary chicken eggs and duck eggs. Hmm, they are both rare delicacies, and I guarantee they will be no worse than the eggs of the Dodo Bird after being made into food."
"This thing is so small it's not even enough to fill a tooth gap. It's really comparable to Dodo Bird." Champa said doubtfully, picking up an egg and examining it in his palm.
"Of course, the white ones are duck eggs, and the light brown ones are chicken eggs. I have a few dishes ready here; Lord Champa can try them for himself if he doesn't believe me."
As she spoke, she took out steaming hard-boiled eggs and poached eggs from her spatial storage, as well as egg drop soup made with eggs. It was a very simple soup, with only salt and a few chopped green onions sprinkled in it.
Most Earthling wouldn't even want to eat this, but for Champa, it's a rare delicacy.
Carefully peeling the shells of the chicken and duck eggs, I put them in my mouth to savor them, then scooped up a mouthful of soup and poured it into my mouth, followed by a bite of the poached egg. The wonderful taste tantalized my taste Champa, and I was so surprised and excited that I felt like I was about to cry.
"It's so delicious! Although it's small, its tender and smooth texture is even more delicious than Dodo Bird's egg. It's amazing!"
"Yes, Lord Champa, these are indeed two legendary types of eggs. You're in luck!"
Vados smiled in agreement and gave Roland a "you did a good job" look. Roland nodded knowingly and smiled slightly at Vados.
Feluria looked puzzled. Could boiled eggs and egg drop soup really be delicious? She wouldn't even glance at a soup with just a sprinkle of scallions.
As expected, the God of Destruction's taste is different from that of mortals.
This may be the result of spiritual practice.
Returning to simplicity allows us to appreciate the beauty in the ordinary, often unnoticed.
After quickly devouring the boiled eggs and egg drop soup, Champa patted his belly contentedly, still wanting more. He glanced at Roland approvingly and said, "Not bad. For the sake of these delicious dishes, I can forgive your disrespect. But I have one condition: Beerus must never know about this food."
Champa's eyes hardened; this delicacy was meant for him alone.
"Of course I understand."
Roland nodded. Giving Beerus something so low-class would be suicide!
Champa nodded with satisfaction, looking at the more than one hundred uncooked eggs, and said regretfully, "It's a pity there are only so few; every time we eat one, there will be one less."
"Actually, these eggs can hatch into chicks and ducklings. Once they grow up, they can lay new eggs every day," Roland said.
"Real..."
Champa's eyes lit up after hearing this, and at that moment he no longer cared about the Dodo Bird's eggs.
"Lord Champa, if you wish, I can hatch these eggs instantly." Vados shook his Staff of the Gods, a gentle smile on his face. Champa exclaimed excitedly, "Then what are we waiting for, Vados? Let's hurry back to the Realm of the God of Destruction! This time, I'm going to raise these chicks and ducklings God Realm!"
"As you wish, this time you must stay obediently in the God Realm and not descend to the mortal realm casually." Vados smiled even more brightly.
"Okay!" Champa waved his hand impatiently.
"Hurry up, hurry up!"
"Understood!" Vados nodded to Roland and the others. "Young man, have a pleasant time in Universe 6, and just don't mess with Lord Champa again."
He then gently tapped the Staff of the Gods, and a burst of seven-colored light flashed. With a whoosh, he carried the God of Destruction, Champa, through the void, taking with him the more than one hundred boxes of eggs.
After Vados and Champa disappeared, Roland finally breathed a sigh of relief. His back was covered in cold sweat. They had really just walked through the gates of hell, but thankfully they had made it through safely.
"Roland, was that fat guy really God of Destruction? How come he seemed so... unsophisticated?!" Feluria didn't know how to describe the God of Destruction, Champa. Was he truly ignorant, or had he become a god and returned to simplicity, liking those inconspicuous things?
Champa is truly unsophisticated.
Roland sighed, then described how Vados and Champa usually got along. Feluria was stunned after hearing it.
So this is the God of Destruction of Universe 6? How come he lives such a miserable life!
"This is all thanks to the excellent education at Vados!"
Roland sighed. He knew how Vados took care of Champa. He only took out ordinary eggs so as not to expose her. If he had given her something better, he was afraid that Champa would not have been able to enjoy it.