Unexpected Roommate, Seeing Red and Losing It

As for the face most women cared about, Xue Nianbing looked exactly like a "woman killer." His features were so perfect they were practically illegal.

If he had had this face when he was young, how great would that have been?

Ahem. His thoughts had gone off track.

"Teacher, I've arranged for another special freshman to share his dorm with him. With their personalities, there might be some conflict."

"Perhaps we can use this chance to probe some things about Xue Nianbing."

Yan Shaozhe spoke.

"Mm, then let's wait and see." Mu En nodded faintly. His eyes turned cloudy again, though there was now a trace of curiosity within them.

After finishing his meal, Xue Nianbing prepared to return to his dorm.

What puzzled him was that Mu En, who had been standing at the entrance of the dormitory, had disappeared.

"Gone back?"

Xue Nianbing thought for a moment, then composed himself and headed toward his room.

When he returned to the dorm, however, the door was half-open.

Just as he was about to push it open and enter, someone happened to walk out from inside.

Xue Nianbing quickly stepped back, narrowly avoiding a collision.

The person was also startled upon seeing Xue Nianbing.

When Xue Nianbing saw the person before him, his pupils contracted slightly. He was quite surprised.

It was a young man with delicate features and fair skin. His large eyes were particularly unusual, a pale pinkish-blue.

His neat short hair was also pinkish-blue, and he was exceptionally handsome.

The instant Xue Nianbing saw that face, alarm bells rang in his head, and he instinctively became wary.

"Could my previous judgment have been wrong?" Xue Nianbing considered it for a moment before rejecting the idea. "Impossible. The God Realm has most likely been sealed off."

During his probing on the way back from the Star Dou Great Forest, he had nearly pointed at God King Tang and cursed him out several times.

With God King Tang's temper, how could he possibly have shown no reaction after seeing or hearing that?

Yet there had been no movement at all.

It was precisely because of this that Xue Nianbing concluded that the God Realm had been sealed away by some unknown force, and Deities could no longer meddle in the lower realm.

"Putting Wang Dong here was probably Shrek Academy's decision."

"What I revealed was more than enough to shock Yan Shaozhe several times over. There's no way he wouldn't react."

"Trying to test me?"

Xue Nianbing immediately guessed the reason.

Considering that Mu En had been perfectly fine standing at the entrance of the Freshman Dormitory Building just now, yet was nowhere to be seen now... he was probably observing in secret with Yan Shaozhe.

As Xue Nianbing was thinking, the young man glared at him somewhat arrogantly. "Move."

"Get out of the way."

Xue Nianbing did not indulge her at all. He reached out, shoved the young man aside, and entered the dorm.

Wang Dong: "???"

No one had ever dared treat her like that in all her life.

Her family had always treated her like a treasure, afraid she might so much as get bumped or bruised.

Yet Xue Nianbing had simply put his hands on her and pushed her aside.

"You!" Wang Dong took several quick steps forward, her pinkish-blue eyes staring straight at Xue Nianbing. "Apologize to me."

"Apologize? I don't know how."

"Why don't you demonstrate, and I'll decide whether to learn?"

Xue Nianbing smiled faintly.

Wang Dong was instantly furious, but she still forcibly suppressed her temper. "Since you cleaned the dorm so thoroughly, I'll allow you to live with me for now."

"I have a few conditions. Remember them."

"First, no bringing strangers back to the dorm."

"Second, no walking around shirtless in the dorm."

"Third, no snoring at night."

"Fourth, don't disturb me unless necessary."

"Fifth, all cleaning duties will belong to you from now on."

The young man listed the rules one by one with her nose in the air, as though she were the tyrant of this dorm.

But Xue Nianbing had no intention of humoring her.

He stepped forward. Taking advantage of the fact that he was much taller, he looked down at her and said calmly, "Those rules are quite good. You can follow them from now on. If you behave well, I might reluctantly agree to live with you."

The moment he said that—

Wang Dong's face filled with question marks.

"Those are my rules! If you want rules, make up your own!" Wang Dong snapped.

"I only have one rule... my rule is the rule." Xue Nianbing chuckled, his tone utterly domineering.

Wang Dong: (▼皿▼#)

How could there be someone this annoying?

Hadn't Big Dad and Second Dad said that, with her status, she could strut around Shrek Academy without a care?

Why had she run into some bastard the moment she enrolled who wanted to make her walk upright?

"Hmph, my rules are the rules too." Wang Dong lifted her little face and imitated Xue Nianbing's words.

But when she said it, it lacked a bit of that same flair.

Especially after Xue Nianbing's next line completely broke her.

"Your rules exist to be broken," Xue Nianbing said casually.

Wang Dong: (#｀皿´)<Rage rage rage!!!

What kind of person was this?!

"You!"

Wang Dong's little face flushed red with anger. Seeing that she could not win against Xue Nianbing in a war of words, she immediately snorted coldly. "I won't waste my breath with you. Dare to fight me? Whoever wins gets to call the shots in the dorm from now on!"

"Sure."

A faint glimmer flashed in Xue Nianbing's eyes, as though he were amused.

The two walked out of the dorm one after the other and arrived at the open space in front of the Dormitory Building.

When Yan Shaozhe and Mu En, hidden in the shadows, saw Xue Nianbing and Wang Dong appear in the open space between the buildings, both turned their attention toward them.

Yan Shaozhe was curious and expectant.

A strange light also flickered through Mu En's cloudy eyes.

In the open space—

"Hey, what's your name?" Wang Dong suddenly remembered that she still did not know the name of this annoying bastard.

"Fa Ther."

"What kind of weird name is that?"

"Read it together out loud, and you'll understand."

"Father?"

Xue Nianbing really heard her say it.

"Yep," he immediately answered with a grin.

Yan Shaozhe: "..."

Mu En: "..."

Wang Dong: "!!!"

What an immature person!

How could there be someone in this world even more childish than her?!

"You, you... you bastard!" Wang Dong trembled with rage, her face full of embarrassment and fury.

"Hehe, I'll stop teasing you."

Xue Nianbing chuckled. "My name is Xue Nianbing... and you, my good son?"

The moment he said that—

Wang Dong nearly exploded with anger, but then she thought of a brilliant idea and immediately shouted, "My name is Da D."

"Da D? What is that supposed to be?"

"Read it together out loud, and you'll understand."

"I don't get it. What word is that?"

"Dad!"

Seeing Xue Nianbing act so "stupid" that he could not even recognize the word, Wang Dong immediately shouted it for him.

"Yep, my good son." Xue Nianbing smiled again, his grin downright wicked.

Yan Shaozhe: "..."

Mu En: "..."

Did young people these days recognize fathers this quickly?

Although they knew Xue Nianbing was teasing the little girl, seeing her fall for it so foolishly still made them inexplicably want to laugh.

"Ah!!!"

Wang Dong broke down and instantly saw red.

She could not take it anymore. She tapped the ground with the tip of her foot, and her body shot forward like an arrow released from a bow. Not only was she fast, she was exceptionally agile.

In the blink of an eye, she had reached Xue Nianbing.

She raised her right foot and stomped directly toward Xue Nianbing's chest.

"Damn you, Xue Nianbing! Go die!"

The more Wang Dong thought about it, the angrier she became. She was determined to teach this guy a vicious lesson.

Once she won this fight, she would definitely make Xue Nianbing call her "Dad" every day in the dorm to vent the resentment in her heart.