This Was the Answer a Carbon-Based Life-Form Could Come Up With?

"..."

Lin Baici stared at Gu Qingqiu, his sharply defined face frozen in utter bewilderment.

"Heh-heh, scared?"

Gu Qingqiu teased him.

Ever since she'd met Lin Baici, he'd never looked like this—not even when facing certain death or a god. But now, he was completely dumbfounded.

Haha!

Well, it made sense. Under certain circumstances, women really were harder to deal with than gods.

And honestly, you had to admit that being good-looking let you get away with anything. Lin Baici's blank expression should have made him look stupid and clueless, but Gu Qingqiu didn't see it that way at all. Instead, she thought her fellow alumnus had a sort of "sweet, innocent" air about him.

"No, it's just..."

Lin Baici mumbled.

"Do you feel like you're not perverted enough, and that you don't fit in with this world?"

Gu Qingqiu laughed. Lin Baici had spoken very softly, but she'd still heard him. He'd said, "Is this really an answer a carbon-based life-form could come up with?"

"You're the one who doesn't fit in, aren't you?"

Lin Baici pursed his lips. "Don't go smearing the world!"

"Tsk, you think the world is clean?"

Gu Qingqiu rolled her eyes. "I've seen and heard more than most people see in their entire lives!"

"The things people do between men and women—I could tell you just one and make your jaw hit the floor!"

Gu Qingqiu had been about to give Lin Baici a crash course in certain things, like a deep-water bomb, but she held back at the last moment.

Never mind!

She shouldn't pollute her fellow alumnus's worldview.

"Don't stop now. Keep going!"

Lin Baici wanted to hear more.

"Do you know? Plenty of people spend their whole lives rushing around to earn those few silver coins they need to support their