Jokes

"Who are you calling names?" Ji Yehao, who was about to leave, turned around when he heard her voice.

Su Yuan then felt it was inappropriate and waved her hand, saying, "It's nothing, it's nothing, look over there."

At this moment, Gao Jun also noticed the computer on the desk and exclaimed, "Damn it!!" Then, with agile movements, he strode to the computer and stammered, "It's actually a workstation-grade laptop, so luxurious, so elegant, and these peripheral keyboard and mouse, they cost over thirty thousand yuan together!"

Gao Jun's expression was one of shock, as if a miser had seen a table full of gold. He reached out and gently touched the keyboard.

"Over thirty thousand!" Su Yuan was surprised. She knew a bit about laptops, and this one was top-of-the-line. However, the price of over thirty thousand yuan exceeded her expectations, hence her astonishment.

"Sister Xia uses such a high-end laptop..." A confused glint reappeared in her bright eyes.

"Hey, what are you doing!!" Seeing Gao Jun, like a dazed drunkard, reaching out to press the power button, she immediately reached out to stop him.

"Su... Su Yuan, let me see." Gao Jun looked starved.

"..."

Su Yuan frowned. How could she agree? The contents of the laptop belonged to **. It wouldn't be good if Xia Linfei found out later. Su Yuan knew something else: although workstation-grade laptops weren't very common, she absolutely didn't believe Gao Jun had never encountered a similar laptop before. If he had, why would he be acting so desperate?

Su Yuan smiled and almost instantly understood Gao Jun's little scheme. When a person becomes curious about another, they naturally develop an urgent desire to understand them better. Judging by Gao Jun's current behavior, did he actually like Sister Xia?

No, if that's the case, she absolutely couldn't let Gao Jun see what was inside! Su Yuan quickly made a decision. She didn't know if Xia Linfei had a habit of keeping a diary, but if there were diaries or similar things on the laptop, they would be a girl's top secret. It was immoral to peek at someone's diary, she definitely couldn't let Gao Jun see it!

"Su Yuan, what are you doing?"

Seeing that Su Yuan not only didn't move her hand away from the power switch but also more outrageously closed the screen, Gao Jun glared at her.

Don't fear godly opponents, fear teammates like pigs. At this moment, Su Yuan was a living pig teammate! Of course, Su Yuan had no awareness of this. She righteously said to Gao Jun, "Sister Xia's ** is in here, you can't secretly look at it behind her back."

"..." Gao Jun was stunned for a moment and said, "Su Yuan, why do you have such a naive idea?"

"I..." Naive? Su Yuan's face turned red, and she was about to explode.

"Come over here and take a look!!"

Ji Yehao's voice rang out from the next room.

"I'll let you off this time!" Su Yuan showed her fist and strode quickly to the next room.

Gao Jun, whose plan had gone awry, touched his nose and muttered, "Someone who turns their elbow outward, a typical traitor, still too young, too simple!" Then he noticed something else. Su Yuan's actions just now... were actually a bit cute. In a daze, he had a thought: Is she really a guy? No matter how hard Gao Jun tried, he couldn't imagine that Su Yuan had already transformed.

He looked back at the unattended computer and shook his head regretfully, "Forget it, I don't believe there won't be a day to see it openly in the future."

The next room was of the same size, but it had been redecorated to look like a study. The windows were tightly shut, making it airtight. It was dim due to the lack of light. The moment the door was pushed open, the first thing that caught their eyes were two huge screens, followed by intricate and beautiful cable lines crisscrossing the room, looking quite messy.

A long table, with a soft armchair in front of it. Two widescreen LCD monitors were mounted on the long table, with a massive host placed underneath.

"4155bf3?" Gao Jun blurted out, following behind Su Yuan.

Su Yuan shot him a confused look, "What do you mean?"

Gao Jun said, "Lenovo's 4155bf3, also known as ThinkStation D. This host is equipped with an Intel processor with a clock speed of 3.3ghz, two six-core CPUs as standard, two 450gb hard drives, 24gb of memory, expandable to 96gb, 12mb of L3 cache, and 12 threads. Its market price is around 160,000 yuan."

"So expensive?" Su Yuan was startled.

Gao Jun also looked puzzled, "Logically speaking, individuals rarely use such high-end workstations unless they have strong personal preferences or are simply overflowing with money. Otherwise, there's no need to configure a personal computer so extravagantly."

"Yeah." Su Yuan felt the same way. There was one thing she couldn't quite understand. In her impression, Xia Linfei was someone who dressed plainly and didn't pursue material pleasures. But upon seeing her home, she found that she was using such high-end computers. Was this the pursuit of someone struggling to make a living?

Seeing a part reveals the whole. Today's unintentional discovery made Su Yuan realize one thing: Xia Linfei was not someone who lacked money. Her part-time jobs outside might just be for enjoying life.

"Judging from the current signs, Linfei's family background should be quite remarkable," Ji Yehao speculated.

Su Yuan agreed, saying, "If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes today, I would have found it hard to believe. However, Sister Xia doesn't seem to want to publicize it. I think we should pretend not to know in front of her."

"Gao Jun, I think Su Yuan makes sense. What do you think?"

"I also agree with Su Yuan's approach," Gao Jun shrugged in agreement. Suddenly, he chuckled, making Su Yuan and Ji Yehao feel a chill.

"What are you laughing at!"

Gao Jun said, "I never thought Linfei was a rich woman before. Now I want to pursue her even more."

"Uh! Are you planning to be a kept man?" A strange glint flashed in her beautiful eyes, and Su Yuan looked at him with disdain.

Gao Jun was unashamed and said with a faint smile, "Why not? Having such a beautiful and rich wife, it's worth being a kept man. At least I can save more than a decade of hard work. Is there anything cheaper in the world? I've decided, from now on, I, Gao Jun, will live this kind of life!!"

Su Yuan was deeply impressed by his grand ambition. The corners of her mouth turned up, and she couldn't help but praise, "If your dad knew your ambition, I wonder if he'd kick you out of the house. What a misfortune for the family!"

"That's a problem." Gao Jun calmed down, his brow furrowed. He thought of his father's high expectations for him. If he knew his son's ambition was to be a kept man, it might really come true as Su Yuan said, and he'd be kicked out of the house.

"Don't listen to Su Yuan, she's just scaring you!"

Seeing that Gao Jun's IQ dropped to near zero whenever emotions were involved, Ji Yehao looked at Su Yuan, who was laughing heartily, and turned back to say, "Your family background is already very privileged. Besides, don't you believe in your own abilities? If you really marry Linfei in the future, it would be a strong alliance, and your dad would be overjoyed."

Gao Jun's eyes lit up, "That's right, why should I underestimate myself? It's decided then." Looking at Ji Yehao's handsome face, he added, "Yehao, we're brothers, you have to look out for your brother this time, don't snatch her from me."

Su Yuan gave him a thumbs-up, "Yes, Gao Jun, you've finally realized the key issue. Yehao is quite good-looking, and he's the biggest threat to you, so you must eliminate him at the starting line, otherwise, there will be endless trouble in the future!"

On this issue, she clearly sided with Gao Jun.

Seeing that they both agreed, Ji Yehao said with a wry smile, "Am I that despicable? I understand that one should not bully a friend's wife."

Gao Jun, however, shook his head and smiled, "Even Su Yuan sees the risk, which means my worries are not entirely unfounded. This is just a precautionary measure."

"..." Ji Yehao.

"Hey, let's stop talking about these useless things. Don't you think it's wishful thinking to talk about this now?" Thinking that they had been fussing around for so long and were now discussing how Gao Jun should pursue Xia Linfei, Su Yuan suddenly felt speechless. It was true that Gao Jun fancied Xia Linfei, but mutual affection required both parties. It was still in the very early stages, and anything else was superfluous.

"Oh, I get it!" Gao Jun suddenly thought of something and jumped out, saying, "Ye Hao, we almost let Su Yuan fool us."

"Fooled by me?"

Su Yuan was stunned and felt completely bewildered. She immediately asked curiously, "Explain clearly, how did I fool you?"

Ji Yehao also said, "You'd better explain clearly. If you don't, she's going to blow up."

"As expected, Ye Hao understands me best." Su Yuan flashed a big smile.

"Don't you get it yet? Su Yuan is setting an ambush! She strongly approved of me pursuing Lin Fei, but in reality, she just wants to legitimately eliminate you. Once the most competitive you is out of the picture, she can just swoop in, and wouldn't it be like playing against weaklings for me?"

Ji Yehao was taken aback and said, "What a plan!!"

"..."

Su Yuan's mind raced. She really hadn't thought of that. If she had intended to pursue Xia Linfei, this plan would indeed have some operational merit! No, this plan was simply too perfect! Gao Jun's combat strength naturally couldn't compare to Ye Hao's. If Ye Hao voluntarily withdrew, then wouldn't she, who was second only to Ye Hao, be able to easily defeat Gao Jun?

Hahaha...

"Gao Jun, do you think I'm as scheming as you imagine?"

Su Yuan came back to her senses. Was she the kind of scoundrel who would abandon her brothers for a beauty?

"I'm just afraid you can't judge a book by its cover!" Gao Jun said with a look of world-weariness, as if he knew his destined outcome was failure and ruin. The wind howled, and the Yi River was cold.

"You're asking for a beating!!"

Su Yuan punched and kicked, each blow landing on Gao Jun. Still feeling unsatisfied, she delivered another kick.

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Thanks to "Xiaosa Qin Shao" for the 10000 Qidian coins tip~~~