"Actually, based on my recent investigation of Senior's room and a review of Senior's latest interests, I learned that..."
Su Mo paled in shock. "Wait, what did you just say you looked at in my room? Don't tell me you saw my collection books!!?"
"Of course. As Senior's personal guard, in order to protect Senior better and be of greater help, I, Mash Kirei, have the duty to confirm Senior's latest preferences. While I was at it, I burned all the books in the mature woman, little girl, motherly, and married woman categories, leaving only the cute junior, childhood friend, and little sister categories."
Upon hearing that the Shield Maiden junior had burned his collection books, Su Mo dropped to his knees and wailed in agony. "Ah... how could you be so cruel to them? They clearly did nothing wrong! This is too cruel!"
I hadn't even finished learning the male leads' techniques from them yet... Was it because I went on vacation and failed to protect them while I was away?
Mash bent down and cupped Su Mo's face, gazing at him tenderly. "Please don't cry so sadly, Senior. To make up for my mistake, I've decided to properly satisfy Senior's latest preferences."
"According to my investigation into cute junior-type books, Senior has recently liked the Battle of Yer. Please look, Senior. To show my sincerity, I specially found such a nice place for you."
"This is a natural location for the Battle of Yer. The grass here is thick enough to block the gazes of passing pedestrians, and the ground is soft, so there's no need to worry about being pricked. Most importantly, the rustling sound when the wind blows provides basic soundproofing. That way, we won't have to worry about those bitchy Female Heroic Spirits who are