Forging Diaries in Douluo: The Heroines Have Collapsed!
Chapter 41

Liu Erlong: Come Fight Me If You Dare!

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Inside the Papal Palace.

Crack!

Bibi Dong actually crushed a crack into the handle of her scepter with her bare hand!

Her expression instantly darkened, and terrifying killing intent swept through the hall.

"Seeking death!"

"Who the hell is this bastard?!"

"How dare he humiliate This Seat like this!"

Even through the screen, everyone seemed able to feel His Holiness the Pope's fury.

But Qian Renxue clearly had no intention of stopping there.

She had long harbored countless grievances toward this nominal "mother" of hers, and now was the perfect chance to vent them!

Especially after seeing in the diary that Bibi Dong's First Love was actually Yu Xiaogang, she felt even more displeased.

Qian Renxue believed that the reason Bibi Dong treated her this way was definitely because she still had feelings for Yu Xiaogang!

[I Really Don't Have A Penchant For Men: What? Embarrassed into anger?]

[I Really Don't Have A Penchant For Men: The diary made it perfectly clear. That Luo Sanpao was obviously the cub of the Golden Sacred Dragon, a Super Martial Soul!]

[I Really Don't Have A Penchant For Men: And what happened? In that trash's hands, it was raised into nothing more than a pig that could fart!]

[I Really Don't Have A Penchant For Men: What use is a man like that besides living off women and plagiarizing theories? And you still can't forget him? What a joke!]

Every word struck straight at the heart!

Each sentence was like a sharp blade stabbing into Bibi Dong's chest.

And into someone else's chest as well.

[Irritable Pig Farmer: Enough! Shut your mouth!]

[Irritable Pig Farmer: Xiaogang may have done some things wrong, but he is absolutely not trash! You people don't understand his wisdom at all!]

[Irritable Pig Farmer: Still, I have no objection to you cursing that bitch Bibi Dong!]

[Irritable Pig Farmer: You can curse Bibi Dong all you want, but don't drag Xiaogang into it!]

Everyone: ???

What kind of insane plot twist was this?

Defending Yu Xiaogang on one side while joining that Mysterious Person in cursing Bibi Dong on the other?

Who exactly was this "Irritable Pig Farmer"? Was she schizophrenic or something?

Only Bibi Dong instantly guessed the other party's identity upon seeing that nickname and those words.

"Liu Erlong..."

"Heh, pig farmer? That name suits you rather well."

Bibi Dong gave a Cold Smile and was just about to retort in the group.

Before she could even type, though, her Number One Fangirl exploded first.

[Swear To Protect The Pope To The Death: Outrageous!]

[Swear To Protect The Pope To The Death: @I Really Don't Have A Penchant For Men, @Irritable Pig Farmer, what the hell do you two think you are?!]

[Swear To Protect The Pope To The Death: How dare you speak so disrespectfully of His Holiness the Pope!]

[Swear To Protect The Pope To The Death: His Holiness the Pope's wisdom and strength are not something frogs at the bottom of a well like you can possibly comprehend!]

[Swear To Protect The Pope To The Death: Keep spouting nonsense, and see if I don't have Spirit Hall put out a Wanted notice for you!]

Hu Liena's little face flushed bright red with anger.

In her heart, her Teacher was a sacred, inviolable faith.

One of them was sneering sarcastically, while the other was directly hurling insults. It was utterly unforgivable!

[Seven Treasures Little Rich Woman: Oh my, a Wanted notice? What imposing Official Authority!]

[Seven Treasures Little Rich Woman: This is an anonymous Chat Group, not your Spirit Hall's Papal Palace. Are people not even allowed to speak?]

[Seven Treasures Little Rich Woman: Besides, Lin Yuan complained about so many things in the diary. I don't see you arresting Lin Yuan, do I?]

[Bunny Who Loves Candied Hawthorn: Exactly, exactly! Bleh, bleh, bleh~]

For a moment, the group descended into complete chaos.

There were those trading insults, those defending their master, those lurking and watching the show, and those Fanning the Flames.

And at the center of it all—Yu Xiaogang.

Just then, Ye Lingling, who had barely shown any presence, suddenly sent a message.

[Jiu Xin: Have you forgotten the diary's rules? Those who possess copies cannot harm one another by any means.]

[Jiu Xin: @Swear To Protect The Pope To The Death Be careful not to be punished by the system.]

Hu Liena: ...

So infuriating!

[Irritable Pig Farmer: Hahaha, that's right! So Bibi Dong, Even If you know who I am and where I am, do you dare make a move? Come fight me! Come on!]

Liu Erlong was practically overflowing with Schadenfreude.

Bibi Dong, meanwhile, kept sneering. Though she could not make a move, her dignity as the Pope could not be challenged.

[Supreme Pope: Don't get too pleased with yourself. You aren't alone. You have a family.]

When Liu Erlong saw Bibi Dong's message, she nearly ground her teeth to pieces. A threat—an outright, naked threat!

She immediately behaved herself.

She did not have much Sense of Belonging toward her family, but it was still her home, and Xiaogang's home as well!

Inside the Chat Group.

Just as the argument finally seemed to have died down.

[I Want To Live Past Thirty], who had been lurking all along with an oddly focused concern, finally could not help but timidly interject.

[I Want To Live Past Thirty: Please stop arguing, everyone.]

[I Want To Live Past Thirty: Since this group can send files and conduct trades.]

[I Want To Live Past Thirty: Does anyone know how to cure Jade Phosphor Snake Poison?]

[I Want To Live Past Thirty: That bastard Lin Yuan stopped halfway through the chapter, and I'm panicking right now!]

[I Want To Live Past Thirty: @Seven Treasures Little Rich Woman, rich younger sister, your Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect is so knowledgeable. Do you have a prescription for the antidote? I'm willing to pay a high price! I can even... sell my Grandfather to you as a bodyguard!]

[Little Princess: I don't know about that either. How about I ask my father and my two grandfathers for you later?]

[Little Princess: But my father and the others have met your Grandfather quite a few times before, and I've never heard them mention that he was poisoned. So they probably don't know how to cure it either.]

[Little Princess: Actually, the best way would be to meet Lin Yuan. How about we go together after I awaken my Martial Soul? I really want to meet this person too.]

[I Want To Live Past Thirty: Okay.]

Amid the commotion, the "lurkers" who had remained silent were actually watching with great interest.

Star Luo Empire, the Zhu Family.

Watching those big shots who were rarely seen in ordinary times tear into each other in the group, Zhu Zhuyun curled the Corner of the Mouth into an amused smile.

"That 'I Really Don't Have A Penchant For Men' has so much hatred for the Pope that it's practically spilling off the screen."

"And that 'Irritable Pig Farmer' defended Yu Xiaogang so fiercely. That should be Liu Erlong, right? She actually dared to confront the Pope head-on. Her temper really is quite irritable."

Meanwhile, on the distant Sea God Island.

Sea God Douluo Bo Saixi watched the chat interface in her mind.

She said nothing. As one of the three great Limit Douluo of the present age, her perspective had long transcended worldly matters.

Unless the diary mentioned an opportunity to Become God, or something concerning Lord Sea God, she would only remain a quiet spectator.

Early Morning of the next day.

Nuoding Academy, Seventh Dormitory.

Sunlight streamed through the window onto the wooden floor as Lin Yuan stretched lazily, feeling refreshed.

After obtaining the Encyclopedia of Spirit Beasts last night, he had been absorbing that vast body of knowledge even in his dreams. Not only was he not tired, but he felt that his Spiritual Power had improved another step.

However.

When he turned his head and looked at Xiao Wu in the neighboring bed, he froze.

"Holy crap, Xiao Wu, what did you do last night? Why do you have such heavy dark circles?"

P.S. Request follow-up reading~~

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