Three Seconds of the World, Homeless Wild Dogs

When Uchiha Ci tore open the first Explosive Tag.

All the Explosive Tag patterns gathered on him suddenly lit up with a flame-yellow brilliance!

At this moment, Uchiha Ci became light!

Light in the literal sense.

It was even more radiant than the rising sun on the horizon!

The intense light instantly filled Ci's entire field of vision, giving him the illusion that what he held in his hands wasn't an Explosive Tag, but rather a Spark Doll.

It was as if Uchiha Ci would transform into a Gundam and charge out at any moment.

However, this was, of course, just a fantasy.

Uchiha Ci hadn't even awakened his Sharingan.

He didn't believe that a man like him, who woke up precisely at six o'clock every day, went to bed precisely at ten o'clock, always had to drink a bottle of Happy Water before bed, and was as emotionally stable as the alarm clock he kept by his bedside, which only moved step by step according to the markings on its dial.

Would awaken such a thing that only lunatics would awaken.

Shaking his head, Uchiha Ci couldn't help but bare his teeth and laugh heartily:

"Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

"Farewell, Uchiha!"

"Farewell, this damned world!"

He tilted his head back, his face full of smugness, spread his arms, and threw himself into the sea of fire, embracing the entire world like a victor.

The temperature rose, and the flames seared!

If nothing unexpected happened, Uchiha Ci would be blown into a firework in three seconds, ending his journey in the Ninja World.

Then, with a huge insurance policy of five hundred million, he would happily head home.

This move, this move is like bathing in Explosive Tags, a complete funeral package, skipping all the processes, heading straight to the crematorium, with cremation speed comparable to a flying dragon charging head-on, how can you possibly make me lose?

Please tell me, how the hell am I supposed to lose?! (Hands on hips, shouting loudly.jpg)

However, Uchiha Ci, lost in his beautiful fantasy, had forgotten, just before setting out, he had personally smashed his alarm clock.

And sent himself to the most unpredictable battlefield of the Third Shinobi World War!

Moreover, a person who prefers Happy Water over goji berry and chrysanthemum tea, is his emotional state truly stable?

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Fuinjutsu: Iryō Tōsu Funrūnu (Seal Technique: Wrathful Numbers of Annoyance Flowing Slave).

It is a unique Fuinjutsu of Kumogakure, and it can even be said that this technique is one of the top Fuinjutsu in the current Ninja World, besides the Fuinjutsu of the Uzumaki Clan.

Because its production cost.

is the ink of the Eight-Tails Gyūki.

This material could only be stably produced by the Third Raikage, Ay, who possessed both the "Strongest Spear" and the "Strongest Shield," through beating the Eight-Tails.

How strong is this technique?

During the Fourth Shinobi World War, the Eight-Tails Gyūki and Killer B used this move to seal nearly a thousand enemies simultaneously!

The sprayed ink would transform into clones of the Eight-Tails Jinchūriki, using Swastika-shaped taijutsu to control the opponent's body, and after three seconds, the target would be completely blackened, completing the seal!

However, this technique has a significant drawback.

That is, it takes a full three seconds from contact with the opponent to activate the technique!

And the Explosive Tags were designed with a guiding time from the beginning. Normally, Explosive Tags not manually controlled with hand seals take three seconds from being thrown to detonation!

See? Isn't that a coincidence?

At this moment, at the edge of the barrier covering a ruin, Moroi's eyes were cold, his hands, stained with viscous blood, formed hand seals, and he shouted in a deep voice:

"Fuinjutsu: Iryō Tōsu Funrūnu!"

On the white, blood-stained scroll, a giant character for 'Eight' suddenly lit up.

A massive amount of ink surged out from the scroll, like a black waterfall!

Within the ink, a colossal figure gradually emerged, wrapped in a black and red Tailed Beast Chakra cloak.

It tilted its head, A pair of vacant, emotionless Byakugan instantly locked onto Uchiha Ci, The next moment, the Jinchūriki phantom charged forward, stepping on a waterfall formed from ink.

Immediately after, a "man-locking-man" move!

An elbow tightly gripped Uchiha Ci's neck, and a foot kicked his sole, causing him to lose his balance and roll sideways. Then, a leg hooked Uchiha Ci's elbow while the other foot secured his waist.

What a "love stronger than gold, seven-day lock"!

Uchiha Ci was cackling with laughter when suddenly, a fierce man clad in a Tailed Beast cloak charged into the not-yet-expanded sea of fire. With a backhand, he unleashed a series of joint locks, forcefully pinning and pressing him to the ground.

His handsome little face was scraped raw!

The next instant, Uchiha Ci's vision went black.

The fierce man dissolved into a pool of ink, dripping downwards.

Uchiha Ci, like Patrick Star after being sprayed in the face with lemon juice by Octavius, blinked dazedly.

The ink spread rapidly across his body, Wherever it spread, The explosive yellow glow of the Explosive Tags, which were about to detonate, suddenly dimmed, turning into scrap paper.

Nearly seventy to eighty percent of the Explosive Tags lost their effect, and the impending detonation of the remaining twenty percent also gradually subsided.

The smile on Uchiha Ci's face instantly froze.

Meanwhile, Moroi, who had used this Fuinjutsu, had an expression almost identical to Uchiha Ci's.

He was dumbfounded.

Looking at the Sealing Scroll in front of him, he began to doubt his life.

The Third Raikage had gravely instructed him before he left, telling him to only use this technique if the Chinoike Clan disobeyed orders, attempted to rebel, and tried to escape the Valley of Hell.

He had also specifically emphasized that it must only be used during a 'clan-wide' disturbance!

And now, this?

You're telling me this thing can subdue the Chinoike Clan?

This thing, other than summoning a seemingly mighty Jinchūriki phantom that gave this brat a "man-locking-man" move.

Where was its effect? Where was its power? Where was the refund channel?!

Moroi was on the verge of cursing.

However, at this very moment, Eight Kunai flew through the air, grazing Moroi's cheek and embedding themselves firmly into the barrier wall behind him.

Immediately after, A piercing scream, like the roar of a famished ghost, exploded by his ear!

"What the hell did you do?!"

The resentment in his tone was like that of a hellhound, freshly dug out of hell, only to have two of its three heads chopped off, leaving it to wander helplessly in the wilderness.

From the source of the sound, Uchiha Ci, drenched in squid ink, struggled to get up from the ground. He looked up, his face smeared with black ink, his features almost contorted into a single lump.

A pair of scarlet pupils suddenly lit up!

A lone Single Tomoe spun madly within them!

Dark, ferocious, Uchiha Ci crawled twistedly on the ground, his voice cracking as he roared in anger:

"What did you do?!"

"I'm asking you!"

"What did you do!!!!"

"Answer me!"

"What did you do!!!!!!"

"Talk to me!"

"What the hell did you dooooooo!!!!!!"

Uchiha Ci tilted his head back, his eyes wide open, gritting his teeth, his whole body trembling.

His eyes were bloodshot, A line of blood-red tears traced down his cheeks, He was like a beast ready to devour someone! The killing intent, the rage, and the madness in his gaze were almost tangible.

It was a pity, In the world three seconds later--

Uchiha Ci, still, had not bid farewell to this world.

Foreshadowing resolved, setup concluded, awesome awesome awesome awesome! I hope the esteemed readers also found it awesome.

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