Demon God Record: Marry Wives to Become a God, Many Children Many Blessings
Chapter 25

Is This Groin Kick Technique Sexist?

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A fight between warriors depended on one decisive factor—strength—and two secondary ones: agility and comprehension.

Agility represented a warrior's flexibility and coordination, while comprehension represented their ability to understand and perceive.

Strength determined the force behind a warrior's attacks and defenses—the force of their blows and their ability to dissipate force. In other words, it determined their physical attack and defense.

Agility determined the speed of a warrior's attacks and defenses—their speed and ability to dodge. In other words, it determined their attack and evasion speed.

Comprehension determined the precision of a warrior's attacks and defenses—their finesse and ability to counter techniques. In other words, it determined their attack angles and ability to dismantle techniques.

Strength was the decisive factor because it directly determined how much damage one could inflict on an enemy, while agility and comprehension only affected the likelihood of landing a hit.

No matter how fast an attack was or how tricky its angle, it was useless if it couldn't inflict damage.

Xian He's strength wasn't much lower than One-Eyed Dragon's, but his agility and comprehension were far inferior. As a result, in the early stages of the fight, One-Eyed Dragon kept hitting him, while he couldn't land a hit on One-Eyed Dragon.

Without the accumulated damage reduction from the Thirteen Grand Protectors Horizontal Training Technique, he might well have been killed after One-Eyed Dragon struck his weak point.

A weak point increased the force of an enemy's attack by one hundred. After being struck, it would level up, increasing the force of the enemy's attack by two hundred.

Therefore, as long as an enemy kept attacking his weak point, they would eventually be able to hurt him.

To improve his agility and finesse when attacking, Xian He decided to practice the Groin Kick Technique.

The Groin Kick Technique originally had five moves, but Xian He had obtained an incomplete manual that contained only three: kick the front crotch, kick the rear crotch, and kick backward at the crotch (a donkey kick).

"System, what special effects does the Groin Kick Technique have?"

[The Groin Kick Technique is a lower-grade martial art. For each level of mastery, agility +10 and the force of crotch kicks +10. Crotch-kicking effects apply only to males.]

"It can only kick men... Is this Groin Kick Technique sexist?" Xian He froze for a moment.

After steaming some Wild Vegetable Dumplings and eating breakfast, Xian He returned to the New Courtyard and began practicing.

The Groin Kick Technique was only a lower-grade martial art. In four quarters of an hour, he had reached its second level of mastery—Slightly Understands the Basics.

"My agility has increased by twenty, and the force of my kicks to men's crotches has increased by twenty... System, bring up my status panel!" Xian He kicked his legs a couple of times. They felt much lighter than before.

Host: Xian He Lifespan: 71 Strength: 470 Agility: 170 Comprehension: 100 Martial Arts— Strength-based: Breathing Technique (Five · Thorough Mastery), Grand Ancestor Long Fist (Five · Thorough Mastery), Thirteen Grand Protectors Horizontal Training Technique (Seven · Perfected Mastery) Agility-based: Leaping Skill (Five · Thorough Mastery), Groin Kick Technique (Two · Slightly Understands the Basics) Special: Goddess Control Art (One · Beginner) Skills— Cooking: Grandmaster Level 1 (Seven) ...

The Breathing Technique, Grand Ancestor Long Fist, and Leaping Skill were taught free of charge by the Sky Fortune Tribe. Like the Groin Kick Technique, they were lower-grade martial arts, but they had no special effects when used, and nearly every tribesperson knew them.

That was why Azure Obsidian-level warriors were a dime a dozen in the Sky Fortune Tribe, no different from ordinary people.

Only once they reached White Obsidian and condensed true energy in their dantian could they be considered true warriors.

Three months later.

Xian He had reached the fifth level of mastery in the Groin Kick Technique—Thorough Mastery. His agility had increased by another thirty, bringing it to two hundred in total.

The force of his crotch kicks had increased by thirty, bringing their total force to five hundred and twenty—already on par with a Five-star Azure Obsidian warrior.

"If Yun Ling gives me another child, the total force of my crotch kicks will reach six hundred and twenty, putting them on par with a White Obsidian One-star warrior." Xian He thought to himself.

In another six months, Yun Ling would have recovered enough. Then they could, heh heh heh...

Tianyun Plateau.

After receiving his orders, Xiao Hou disguised himself and hurried to the Sky Fortune Tribe to assassinate Xian He.

"Damn it! I'm late again!"

When Xiao Hou arrived at Xian He's house, he found that Xian He had long since vanished, leaving behind only an empty room.

"That kid must have been taken under Xiao Wu's protection again!" Xiao Hou thought to himself. "But you can run, but you can't hide forever. He'll definitely come back here eventually!"

He didn't stay long at Xian He's house, afraid he might walk into an ambush set by Chief Xiao Wu.

Unable to stay at Xian He's house and unable to return to the Greedy Wolf stronghold without killing Xian He, he had no choice but to steel himself and seek out Xiao Yang.

"No problem. As long as you can help me get rid of my greatest enemy, you can stay as long as you like." After learning why Xiao Hou had come, Xiao Yang's eyes shifted as he agreed with a smile.

Xiao Hou was a Yellow Obsidian One-star warrior, only one minor level below him. Having him kill Xian He would make the job foolproof.

He just needed to find him a discreet place to stay. He couldn't have Xiao Hou frequently appearing at his own house. Otherwise, after he killed Xian He, Chief Xiao Wu would surely trace things back to him.

Xiao Hou thumped his chest and vowed, "Don't worry, Brother Xiao Yang. Your greatest enemy is my greatest enemy. The moment that kid shows his face, I'll twist his head off and bring it to you."

"Don't! After you kill him, leave immediately. Don't have anything to do with me, or Chief Xiao Wu will suspect me." Xiao Yang hurriedly shook his head, then added, "I'll have Li Zhen quietly bring you the money. You don't need to worry."

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