After Di Tian learned that Soul Tool technology could be used for breeding, the weight in his heart finally lifted, and he was no longer so resistant.
At the very least, he had nothing to lose. With two diamond-hard kidneys, three times a day was as easy as drinking water.
The other three great ferocious beasts also breathed sighs of relief, though they felt deeply aggrieved. Why had Lin Chen not said so earlier? The brat was slyly wicked. After making them worry themselves sick and lowering their bottom line to the absolute minimum, he then released this piece of good news, and suddenly they could accept having their bloodlines contaminated by pigs.
That was exactly what Lin Chen had intended, and the effect was excellent.
However, Lin Chen wore a grave expression as he looked at Di Tian. "Di Tian, it has to be three times. Each time only gives you one chance to succeed.
So don't slack off on any of the three, and the bloodline will be better too."
Di Tian nodded, his adorably chubby dragon head bobbing heavily as his entire body trembled. His gaze was resolute.
"Don't worry. I, Beast God Di Tian, am the most reliable."
"Ah, can you not make it sound so disgusting?
I don't want yours."
"Is there really any difference?"
"Anyway, don't say it like that. It's disgusting."
"Fine, fine. You humans are so fussy. I've already agreed to mate with pigs, so what are you fussing over?
Give me the stuff." Di Tian urged.
At his words, light flashed from Lin Chen's storage Soul Tool, and three containers holding seed appeared in his hands. He stuffed all of them into Di Tian's arms at once.
Di Tian hugged the three containers with his adorably chubby dragon claws, then decisively rushed into the pigpen. He found a secluded corner and prepared to get hard.
Yet a quarter of an hour later, Di Tian emerged with a dejected expression.
Lin Chen looked at the three completely empty containers, then regarded him with amusement. "What's wrong, Lord Beast God? Why do you look like that? Failed to get it up?"
The Beast God spoke despondently. "I have abstained from desire for so many years. I have no urges in that regard, and this body isn't even my original body. I truly can't get it up."
As he said those words, Di Tian even blushed. A man could not say he was incapable. Did he really have to take medicine?
That would be the greatest humiliation of his life.
But Lin Chen merely laughed. "Haha, I knew this would happen. Come with me. I prepared a backup plan that'll guarantee you get hard."
"Guarantee I get hard?
You brat, did you even plan for my failure to get hard?"
"Not exactly. I just thought you might fail. After all, I can't get hard through sheer willpower alone. I have to read novels, look at pictures, or open some mysterious... Ahem, never mind.
Anyway, as an expert at getting hard, I know more than you."
With that, Lin Chen strode inside.
Di Tian followed behind him curiously, while Bear Lord, Scarlet King, and the Myriad Demon King tactfully chose not to follow.
They might have been soul beasts, but they were not idiots. They understood such social etiquette. Something this private definitely had to be done in secret, and Di Tian certainly would not want too many people watching.
Lin Chen and Di Tian headed deeper inside until they reached a temporary movie theater. The surroundings were pitch-black, fully providing viewers with the proper environment for getting down to business.
At Lin Chen's gesture, Di Tian found a spot with the best lighting and sat down. "What does this mean?
I can get hard here?"
Lin Chen smiled confidently. "I guarantee it."
As he spoke, Lin Chen directly switched on the movie projector. Soon, colors appeared on the enormous screen, followed by sound—deep, powerful dragon roars rising and falling, leaving Beast God Di Tian utterly shaken.
Wasn't this the sound of all things coming back to life in spring?
And they were even from the Dragon Clan. Where had Lin Chen gotten these sounds?
Driven by curiosity, Di Tian quickly looked toward the screen and watched the images appearing on it.
When the main feature began, his eyes instantly widened to their limit. His mouth fell open as he stared in shock at the indecent scenes on the screen, his entire worldview being reconstructed.
His whole body shot upright as he panted heavily and pointed at Lin Chen. "What is this?"
"Dragon porn," Lin Chen said, picking at his ear. "It was specially filmed for you. There are all kinds—white dragons, red dragons, green dragons, purple dragons, black dragons, golden dragons. Everything. I guarantee there's one you'll like.
Take your time watching. I won't disturb you."
"This is an insult to decency!" Beast God Di Tian covered his eyes with both hands, yet his fingers remained spread apart as his wide eyes stared fixedly at the screen. "It's utterly unbearable to watch. I would never watch something like this."
But Lin Chen merely smiled and sneered, "Wipe your nosebleed first. I won't disturb the Beast God's refined tastes. I'll head out first."
With that, Lin Chen shut the theater door tightly, leaving Di Tian alone inside so he could truly let himself go.
Soon, after only a quarter of an hour, Di Tian emerged from the theater with a rosy complexion, holding three containers filled with seed.
He wanted to hand them to Lin Chen, but Lin Chen looked thoroughly disgusted and arranged for an employee specifically responsible for breeding to take the three containers of essence. "Come on, Lord Beast God. Let's go see how to get the sows pregnant."
As he spoke, Lin Chen was about to head toward the sows' pen with the employee.
However, Beast God Di Tian spoke softly, finding it difficult to say. "Um... Lin Chen."
"What?"
"Um..."
"Just say it already. Why are you hemming and hawing?
I'm not an outsider. What can't you say?"
"Mm... Well, about that movie...
Can the progress be saved? I only watched a quarter of it."
At that, Lin Chen immediately turned to look at him. This old fellow was putting on a disgusted act while being perfectly honest with his body. In the end, he still loved watching it.
It had not been in vain that Lin Chen had specially assembled a special-effects crew. The custom-made costumes had all been modeled after the most beautiful female dragons of ancient times. Aside from not having one modeled after Gu Yuena, they basically had every other beautiful dragon.
How could an old local like Di Tian have ever endured this kind of informational impact?
The moment he saw it, he was hooked.
Little brat, let's see if this doesn't enchant you to death.
Lin Chen laughed inwardly, but said aloud, "Don't worry, there are plenty of these movies. You can watch as many as you want. This theater is your private theater. You can come watch whenever you like."
"Damn! Why didn't you say so earlier? They're all for me alone?
What about Bear Lord and the others?"
"I naturally filmed matching movies for them too. Bear movies, canine movies—everything they could want. They'll each have their own private theaters as well. Yours won't conflict with theirs."
"Is that so?" Di Tian, wearing the expression of a man who had entered sage mode, nodded in satisfaction. "That's not bad. Then I'll reluctantly sacrifice myself."
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