Slingshot Made from Underwear Elastic? Empress Nuwa: What the Hell! That Answer Is Way Too Ahead of Its Time!

I saw it written clearly above.

Hidden flaw: Slight mental illness.

Zhao Gongming was stunned, looking at the honest man in front of him with his mouth twitching.

"Mental... mental illness?"

Zhao Gongming looked at the line on his resume that mentioned mild mental illness, and the corner of his mouth twitched slightly.

But as the first HR of Primordial Era, his professionalism allowed him to quickly adjust his mentality.

"Ahem..."

Zhao Gongming coughed twice, adhering to the Interception Sect fine tradition of treating all children equally.

Decided to give this particular interviewer a chance.

Investiture of the Gods List vibrated slightly and automatically matched the priesthood that is most suitable for Tie Zhu.

Matching priesthood: Earth Brave Star.

System evaluation: Although he is mentally ill, you have to admire his bravery!

This kind of fearless and short-sighted spirit is exactly what Di Yongxing needs!

Zhao Gongming Looking at this evaluation, I feel even more strange.

"Is there any inevitable connection between bravery, mental illness and bravery?"

"That's all, let's have an interview first."

Zhao Gongming is sitting upright, ready to start normal inquiries.

However, the moment he opened his mouth.

Affected by the side effects of Iron Mask HR.

I originally wanted to ask you what your specialties are.

When it reaches the lips, it turns into an abstract torture of the soul.

"So, first question."

"What do you like?"

Tie Zhu Upon hearing this, his eyes lit up instantly, as if some switch had been touched.

He puffed out his chest, looked excited, and answered loudly without hesitation.

"Woman!!!"

As soon as he said this, Empress Nuwa, who was eating melon seeds next to him, shook his hand and the melon seeds scattered all over the floor.

She widened her beautiful eyes and looked at Tie Zhu in confusion.

"Is it so straightforward?"

"Young man... you are very brave!"

"How dare you say that in front of a saint?"

"Sure enough, he is a good prospect for Diyongxing!"

Zhao Gongming also blushed, coughed twice to cover up his embarrassment, and tried to smooth things over.

"Ahem... Well, food and sex are human nature. It's human nature."

"It shows that this interviewer... well, is very honest and not hypocritical."

Then, Zhao Gongming is ready to ask the second question.

He originally wanted to ask you about your future plans for the priesthood.

As a result, I lost control of my mouth again and blurted out.

"Then, second question."

"What do you want to do to the woman you like?"

Hearing this question, the excitement on Tie Zhu's face became even stronger.

He even had a sickly blush.

He rubbed his hands, breathed rapidly, and spoke very fast.

"I'm going to hold her down!"

"Press her to the bed!"

As soon as these words came out, Empress Nuwa's face instantly darkened.

His brows were furrowed, a trace of disgust flashed in his eyes, and he cursed secretly.

"Bah, gangster!"

"How can such a person be recognized as a god by Heaven?"

Zhao Gongming is also sweating on his forehead, and he is frantically comforting himself in his heart.

"Steady, steady!"

"This is all human nature, these are normal impulses and desires!"

"It's okay to reproduce, as long as he doesn't do anything extraordinary..."

However, Tie Zhu did not stop. The more he talked, the more excited he became, and he even started gesticulating.

"Then I'm going to pull her pants off!"

Empress Nuwa had a look of disgust on his face, and the melon seeds in his hands were crushed into powder.

"What a rotten thought!"

"It's really disgusting. This kind of person should be struck to death by lightning!"

Zhao Gongming also couldn't sit still and was about to shout stop.

At this moment, Tie Zhu spoke very fast.

His expression became a little crazy and sick, and he yelled the second half of the sentence.

"Then, I took the rubber band from my pants and made it into a slingshot!"

"Bounce your windows!!!"

"Bang, it's all broken into pieces, hahahaha!"

In an instant, Zhao Gongming and Nuwa in the courtyard stopped breathing.

Empress Nuwa's beautiful face.

His expression of disgust froze instantly.

Then it turned into extreme confusion and shock.

"I... I blanch?!"

Saint Nuwa, at this moment, he couldn't help but curse.

"This... is this an answer that a human can give?!"

"I racked my brains and couldn't imagine this ending!!"

"The rubber band of my pants is used as a slingshot to hit my window. What kind of brain circuit is this?!"

Zhao Gongming's face was even more stiff, and his whole body was broken.

He looked at Tie Zhu, who was smiling like a fool.

I finally understood the value of that Earthly Heroic Star.

This is not brave, this is short-sighted!

"Go away!!!"

Zhao Gongming immediately stood up and pointed at the door and roared.

"Go, go, go, get out of here, as far as you can!"

"My window is inviting you to mess with you?!"

Just then.

Suddenly a furious figure rushed in from outside the door.

It is Suiren Shi, one of Three Ancestors of the Human Race.

Suiren Shi grabbed Tie Zhu by the collar.

He apologized to Zhao Gongming and Nuwa with a face full of embarrassment.

"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry!"

"You two Esteemed Immortal forgive me!"

"This kid's brain has been damaged by his spiritual practice, and he has gone crazy!"

"He was originally being treated by Shen Nong Your Majesty."

"I accidentally ran here and went crazy!"

"I'll take him away right now and go back and put him in solitary confinement!"

Zhao Gongming was so angry that his liver hurt. He slammed the table and roared at Suiren Shi.

"Increase the dose of medicine, increase the dose of medicine for me. If it can't be cured, don't let it go!"

Suiren Shi was so frightened that he nodded repeatedly.

"Yes, yes, we must increase the dose!"

After saying that, Suiren Shi dragged Tie Zhu, who was still shouting at your window, and left quickly.

After sending this lunatic away, Zhao Gongming took a deep breath.

He calmed down and sat back on the chair.

"Huh... It's a bad start."

"But it doesn't matter. The forest is big and there are all kinds of birds. The next one will definitely be more normal."

Zhao Gongming straightened his clothes and shouted.

"Next!"

The door opened, and a young human race man wearing white clothes, carrying a long sword on his back and carrying an impressive weapon walked in.

This young man has sharp eyebrows and starry eyes, and a righteous look. He looks like a well-known and upright young knight.

"Junior Jian Chen, meet the two Esteemed Immortal!"

Young people salute respectfully and behave appropriately.

Zhao Gongming's eyes lit up, and he secretly praised it in his heart.

"Not bad, this looks much more normal and pleasing to the eye!"

Investiture of the Gods List displays resume again.

Name: Jian Chen

Race: Human race

Cultivation level: Mystic Immortal mid-term

Specialties: Good at swordsmanship, chivalrous, and willing to help others.

Hidden flaw: Sexual orientation is a little weird.

Zhao Gongming's smile froze.

"Bad, another troubled boy?!"

"The sexual orientation is weird, could it be... cut sleeves?"

Zhao Gongming's heart skipped a beat, but he still pretended to be calm, and the side effects started again.

He looked at Jian Chen and opened his mouth to ask.

"So, first question."

"Do you have anyone you like?"

As soon as these words came out, Empress Nuwa, who had just picked up the melon seeds next to him, was stunned.

He looked at Zhao Gongming in shock, his eyes full of disbelief.

"You're still here?!"

"Didn't that crotch rubber band just now give you a psychological shadow?"

"Is this an interview... or a household registration check?"