Zhao Gongming After asking the question "Do you have someone you like?"
The air was silent for a few seconds.
I saw the human youth named Jian Chen.
His face was tangled and he coughed twice.
He showed a deeply hurt and troubled expression.
He took a deep breath, looked at Zhao Gongming and Nuwa seriously, and said.
"To be honest Esteemed Immortal, this junior does have someone he likes."
"It's just... the person I like..."
Jian Chen hesitated to speak, looking gloomy.
Zhao Gongming looked at the line of comments on Investiture of the Gods List that had some weird sexual orientation.
My heart skipped a beat, and I couldn't help but imagine a species crossing.
Even forbidden love across gender.
He swallowed and asked tentatively.
"You go on."
"Is... is there something serious wrong with the person you like?"
"For example... is it a man? Or Demon Race?"
Zhao Gongming shivered all over.
After all, this is choosing Primordial Era Zhengshen!
Who can accept having an orientation is a mystery.
Maybe even a fairy who can create sexy news in Primordial Era?
Jian Chen shook his head, sighed, and said with melancholy eyes.
"It's not those problems."
"It's just... the person I like, she can't practice."
"And... she still can't speak and can't communicate with me."
"Because of this, my family has always been quite opposed to it."
"You say I'm crazy, so much so that I'm troubled now, Dao Heart is unstable."
"Huh..."
Hearing this, Zhao Gongming and Nuwa looked at each other and breathed a sigh of relief.
So that's it!
Unable to practice? Unable to speak?
Isn't this a mute girl among mortals?
Or is he a miserable mandarin duck who is seriously ill?
"He turns out to be a good boy who values affection and justice!"
The disgust in Empress Nuwa's eyes dissipated.
Instead, there was a hint of emotion.
I even wanted to take out Red Embroidered Ball to help him.
Zhao Gongming is also serious and has turned on the intimate big brother mode.
"My little friend, I am very touched by your affection."
"But, you have to think about this matter carefully."
"Not only for myself, but also for my family and the future."
"You are monk Mystic Immortal. You have a very long lifespan, which can last for thousands or tens of thousands of years."
"And if the other party can't practice and can't speak..."
"She can only accompany you for a few decades."
"Separation between life and death will be a great pain and torture for you!"
"A short-term pain is worse than a long-term one. Do you... understand what I mean?"
Zhao Gongming feels that his words are full of philosophy and humanistic care.
Jian Chen After listening, he froze on the spot and fell into deep thought.
After a long time, his eyes gradually became clear, as if he had made some kind of determination.
He raised his head, nodded heavily to Zhao Gongming, and said decisively.
"Esteemed Immortal is right, long-term pain is worse than short-term pain!"
"I understand, thank you Esteemed Immortal for clearing up the confusion!"
"I'm going back right away... to dissipate my puppet's power and vent her anger!!"
"From now on, I will ask with all my heart and never talk about my children's personal affairs again!"
Zhao Gongming The hand holding the tea cup froze in mid-air.
Empress Nuwa's eating of melon seeds stopped.
The two of them were confused, and their brains suddenly shut down.
"What?"
"Puppet?"
"Let go... of your anger?!"
Boom!
Zhao Gongming came back to his senses instantly and his whole body exploded.
I have been lovingly writing to you for a long time, but my family has been opposed to it for a long time.
What you like is an inflatable... ah no, an inflatable puppet?!
"Bang!"
Zhao Gongming slammed the table, pointed at the door, and let out a deafening roar.
"Get out, get out of here!!!"
"Get out of here, take your balloon and get away from me!!"
Jian Chen was startled, hurriedly ran away with his head in his arms, and disappeared in a flash.
"Pfft, hahahaha!"
Empress Nuwa on the side couldn't bear it anymore.
She laughed so hard that her branches trembled and tears came out.
"Oh no, I can't..."
"This human race... is really full of talents!"
"When I created humans, didn't I add such strange settings to them?"
Zhao Gongming had a dark face and rubbed his temples that were throbbing.
"What a sin..."
"What kind of Crouching Dragon and Phoenix chicks are I recruiting?"
He took a deep breath, forced himself to calm down, and shouted to the door.
"Next!"
The door opened, and it was not a human being who came in this time.
It's a pig demon with a pig nose, big ears, and a big belly.
Cultivation level Earth Immortal, looks like a fool.
"I... I'm here for an interview." The pig demon said with a hum.
Zhao Gongming glanced at the resume and found no major problems, so he asked tiredly.
"Okay, tell me, what talents do you have?"
"In other words, what special skills do you have that make you qualified for Heavenly Court's priesthood?"
The pig demon was stunned, scratched his head, and said honestly.
"Talent? I... I am really good at eating! Does it count?"
Zhao Gongming rolled his eyes.
"What kind of talent is being able to eat? Heavenly Court doesn't feed idle people."
The pig demon was so anxious that it felt like a magic trick.
He took out a roasted suckling pig that was golden, crispy and fragrant.
Then, he said to Zhao Gongming with confidence.
"Esteemed Immortal You see, I can feed three pigs to one!"
After saying that, the pig demon opened its bloody mouth.
Click! Click! Click!
Just three bites, including bones and meat.
The whole roasted suckling pig disappeared in his mouth in an instant.
The pig demon burped and looked at Zhao Gongming with a look on his face begging for praise.
"How about it, can I do this ruthlessly?"
Zhao Gongming His breathing was stagnant and he felt like his chest was blocked.
Next to him, Empress Nuwa was laughing so much that he couldn't get up from the table, his shoulders were shaking crazily.
"Hahahaha, three people and one pig?"
"This is cannibalism, it's so cruel!"
"This pig demon is a talent, hahahaha!"
Zhao Gongming closed his eyes in despair and slapped the table again.
"You get out too, get out quickly!"
"I recruit gods, not mukbang!"
The pig demon was driven out, looking aggrieved.
Zhao Gongming covered his face helplessly, slumped on the chair, and tortured his soul.
"Are there any normal people left?"
"This Primordial Era... isn't there a normal person?"
"It's so hard for me!"
At this moment, a voice as gentle as jade and filled with fairy spirit came from outside the door.
"Junior brother, why are you so troubled?"
Zhao Gongming looked up.
I saw Grand Master Xuandu wearing Eight Trigrams Daoist robes, holding Whisk, walking in with a smile.
"Brother Xuandu?!"
Zhao Gongming's eyes suddenly lit up, as if he saw a savior.
Xuandu said with a smile.
"Brother, I have just consolidated the realm of Great Luo. I have nothing to do."
"Want to come and see how Junior Brother's recruitment plan is going?"
"I heard the scene was very hot?"
Zhao Gongming jumped up from the chair without saying a word.
He grabbed Xuandu and forced him into the position of Chief Examiner.
"Brother, you came at the right time!"
"Hot, that's pretty hot!"
"But junior brother, I have little talent and little knowledge, and I am a little overwhelmed."
Zhao Gongming started to put high hat on Xuandu crazily.
"Come on, come on, senior brother, come for the interview!"
"I think you are Heavenly Court full."
"Dige Fangyuan, you can tell he has Interviewer talent at first glance!"
"You are the first disciple of Human Teachings, Teacher of the Human Emperor, you must have a better eye for people than me!"
"This major event related to Heavenly Court's future belongs to you!"
Xuandu was blown away by this rainbow fart.
He, who was a little unsure at first, straightened his back and looked impressed.
"Ahem... junior brother, you deserve a reward."
"Since my junior brother has said so, as my brother is Senior Disciple Brother, I must help him."
"I can't hold you back!"
"I'll take this job!"
Zhao Gongming was overjoyed and quickly put Saint Direct Recruitment·Investiture of the Gods List into Xuandu's hands.
And told him the simple operation method.
"Okay, senior brother please!"
Zhao Gongming quickly stepped aside.
He moved a small bench and sat next to Empress Nuwa.
The two looked at each other, with hidden evil smiles on their faces.
Xuandu straightened his clothes and shouted with a majestic look.
"Next!"
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