Honghuang: Full-Conceptual Artifact Refining, Instant Social Death for Users!
Chapter 104

Lightning Protection Returns! Xuandu Wept Rivers of Tears: Junior Brother, You've Done Me Dirty!

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As the door opened, a figure with long rabbit ears and a delicate face walked in.

It is one of the Interception Sect Seven Attendant Immortals and Long-Eared Dingguang Immortal.

Sitting in the position of Chief Examiner, Grand Master Xuandu's eyes lit up.

"It turns out to be Junior Brother Dingguang Xian."

Xuandu nodded secretly in his heart.

"Although my junior brother is slightly inferior, his cultivation level is only Golden Immortal. He is not outstanding among the Interception Sect."

"But if you can get to Heavenly Court, you can find a position as a righteous god."

"Enjoying Heavenly Court's Fortune and salary is definitely an excellent way out for him."

"It's a win-win!"

Dingguang Xian walked to the table, bowed respectfully, and said with some restraint.

"I have seen Xuandu Senior Disciple Brother, I have seen Saint Nuwa, I have met Senior Brother Zhao."

Xuandu straightened his clothes and assumed the selfless HR posture.

Be prepared to start the normal inquiry process, such as what are your plans for the future.

What kind of things are you good at handling?

However, the moment he opened his mouth.

Investiture of the Gods List trembled slightly, and the side effects instantly took over his vocal cords.

The expression on Xuandu's face became serious and full of exploration, and he blurted out.

"That... junior brother."

"I wonder... what is your talent?"

As soon as these words came out, Xuandu himself was confused.

"???"

"Talent, why am I asking about this? Is this an audition?"

Zhao Gongming and Empress Nuwa looked at each other.

The two of them looked at each other with a tacit understanding and smiled, their eyes shining with the light of watching a good show.

"It seems...Investiture of the Gods List is working again."

"It's still such an abstract question."

Dingguang Xian was also stunned, his two rabbit ears twitched, and he looked at Xuandu in confusion.

"Talent, senior brother... are you sure you want me to perform my talent now?"

Xuandu's heart skipped a beat.

Of course he knows what Dingguang Xian's talent is!

That's Lightning Protection Earphones, it's Demonic Sound that can make people bleed!

"No, I don't want to hear it!"

Xuandu was roaring madly in his heart, desperately trying to refuse.

He opened his mouth and wanted to say no, I got it.

As a result... the mouth betrayed his will again.

He said it in a tone of expectation, eagerness, and even a hint of command.

"That's right, I'm pretty sure that since I'm here, I have to show my truest self!"

"Please start your performance, be sure to Go All Out, don't pity me just because I am a senior!"

Xuandu:"..."

Xuandu's face was full of fear and his eyes were desperate.

What the hell am I talking about when I step on a horse?!

Dingguang Xian looked at Xuandu's firm eyes and was deeply moved.

"Since senior brother wants to see it, then of course I want Go All Out!"

"It's embarrassing!"

Whoosh!

Dingguang Xian flipped his palm and took out the strange-looking Lightning Protection Earphones, and put it on his head solemnly.

Seeing this, Zhao Gongming took Empress Nuwa's hand without saying a word.

"Martial Uncle, let's go!"

"The air is good up there, let's go up there and take a look!"

The two of them very wisely retreated to the sky 10,000 meters above the sky in an instant.

I took out the melon seeds and turned on the remote viewing mode.

Below, the dynamic BGM exploded instantly.

Dingguang Xian's eyes changed, and Dance King possessed him.

He slid forward and rushed to Xuandu, covering his crotch with one hand.

He raised his crotch, shook his head, and made a sharp crack.

"Lightning protection! Lightning protection!"

"Clamp wire to protect against lightning!"

Boom!

The terrifying Sonic Dao Law instantly broke out and rushed straight into Xuandu's face.

"Ah!!!"

Xuandu felt like his head was buzzing, as if he had been stepped on by ten thousand elephants.

He wanted to run, but he was Interviewer and the rules restricted him from leaving the field.

He wanted to cover his ears, but the magic weapon's effect forced him to join in.

As a result, Xuandu was bleeding from all his orifices and bursting into tears.

At the same time, he had a stiff smile on his face and clapped wildly with his hands.

"Sounds good!"

"Pap-pap-pap-pap!"

"It sounds so good, woohoo... help..."

Xuandu was tortured to the extreme.

I feel like my Grand Unity Dao Fruit is going to be shattered.

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When the song ended, Dingguang Xian took off his headphones and looked at Xuandu expectantly.

Xuandu collapsed on the chair, twitching all over, with two lines of blood and tears hanging from the corners of his eyes, and gave a trembling thumbs up.

"Pass... pass..."

"You're accepted... go now..."

Dingguang Xian was overjoyed and walked away happily with Admission Letter.

At this time, Zhao Gongming and Empress Nuwa landed from the sky with smiles on their faces.

Xuandu looked at the gloating and teasing smiles on their faces and understood everything immediately.

He pointed at Zhao Gongming with grief and anger, his voice hoarse.

"Junior brother, you tricked me!"

"You knew this would happen a long time ago, right? You did me a lot of harm!!"

Zhao Gongming, however, had an indifferent look on his face. He walked up and patted Xuandu on the shoulder and said with sincerity.

"Brother, those who can do more work."

"This is for selecting talents for Heavenly Court. What's the point of suffering a little?"

"I think this position is yours. You've done a great job!"

After saying that, Zhao Gongming didn't give Xuandu a chance to get angry.

"Well, Junior Brother suddenly remembered that the gas at home was not turned off... ah no, the refining furnace was not turned off."

"Withdraw first and say goodbye!"

Buzz!

Zhao Gongming directly sacrificed the Innate Supreme Treasure, Heaven and Earth Teleportation Talisman.

With a flash of light, his figure disappeared instantly, ignoring distance and teleporting randomly!

Xuandu was left alone, messy in the wind, helpless and furious.

Primordial Era Somewhere, in the barren mountains and ridges, there are rugged rocks, desolate and uninhabited, not even a root of grass.

Whoosh!

The figure of Zhao Gongming appeared out of thin air.

"Huh..."

"It was such a close call, I was almost eaten alive by Senior Brother Xuandu."

Zhao Gongming patted his chest, looked at the desolate scenery around him, and nodded with satisfaction.

"This place is nice and quiet. It's just a good place to hide away and study new magic weapon ideas."

However, he was just about to find a stone to sit on.

A familiar and somewhat surprising voice suddenly sounded from behind.

"Senior brother, Senior Brother Gongming?!"

Zhao Gongming stiffened and slowly turned his head.

I saw three sneaky heads peeking out from behind a huge rock not far away.

Shockingly, they are Jinguang Xian, Qiushou Xian, and Lingya Xian!

Zhao Gongming is a little confused.

"Holy crap, I teleported randomly. How did it end up here?"

"What are you three doing here, having a picnic in the middle of nowhere?"

Qiushou Xian The three of them ran over quickly, laughing.

"It's nothing, nothing. I have nothing to do. Let's go out for a walk."

"Senior brother, are you also taking a walk?"

Zhao Gongming waved his hand and made random remarks.

"Yes, I also take a walk, collect ideas, and find inspiration."

As soon as they heard about looking for inspiration, the three people's eyes instantly lit up, like hungry wolves seeing meat.

They looked at each other and then skillfully performed the classic action of rubbing hands together!

Qiushou Xian rubbed his hands, with a flattering smile on his face, and came close to Zhao Gongming.

"Hey hey hey, senior brother, senior brother..."

"Actually, after the lessons learned last time, we have changed our ways, really!"

"We are now united in friendship and helping each other!"

"But..."

Lingya Xian took over the conversation and said with a longing look on his face.

"But we really admire your Abstract Magic Treasure!"

"Looking at Junior Brother Dingguang Xian's headphones, and Senior Brother Guang Chengzi's Speaker... we are so greedy!"

Jinguang Xian also said eagerly.

"Senior brother, can you give three of us... one of us to refine one piece?"

"We also want to join the abstract family, and we also want to win glory for the Interception Sect!"

Zhao Gongming looked at these three living treasures and smiled secretly in his heart.

Is there any reason not to do business that is delivered to your door?

"Okay."

Zhao Gongming nodded slightly and stretched out his hand.

"It's easy to talk about."

"You know the rules, as long as you have the talents and treasures."

The three of them were overjoyed and quickly took out their treasures from the bottom of the box.

Qiushou Xian took out a piece of Sky-Shaking Roar Throat Bone.

Lingya Xian took out a White Jade Heaven-Holding Pillar.

Jinguang Xian took out a Extreme Speed Flowing Light Bead.

[Ding! Three high-level weapon refining materials detected]

[Matching plan: Sound wave/hard control, powerful attack/physical strike, escape/speed/vehicle concept magic weapons can be refined respectively]

Zhao Gongming looked at these three plans with a smirk on his lips.

"That's it!"

"Since you are so sincere, then Senior Brother will give you something... more exciting!"

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