Honghuang: Full-Conceptual Artifact Refining, Instant Social Death for Users!
Chapter 11

Dijun has a daughter? Tongtian Sect Master's divine misunderstanding.

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The air within Jade Void Palace seemed to freeze at that moment.

Yuanshi stared blankly at Cihang, who was wearing a puffy skirt, below him.

Behind Cihang stood a feminized, twin-tailed Di Jun.

Yuanshi's expression was incredibly complex at this moment: shock, bewilderment, disgust, and finally, a helpless sigh.

"The power of this magic treasure is indeed not bad."

"It can ignore space and time, directly condensing the power of some great beings..."

"If we're just talking about its power, it's enough for Cihang to walk sideways through the Golden Immortal Realm."

"It's just..."

Yuanshi Tianzun rubbed his throbbing temples, sighing inwardly.

"Why does the effect displayed feel so strange?"

"It's truly an insult to refinement, this is unacceptable!"

"Our Chan Sect emphasizes image. If fighting requires this..."

"This old face of This Humble Daoist will surely be disgraced!"

Just as the atmosphere in Jade Void Palace reached its peak awkwardness.

A crimson stream of light, carrying the force of wind and fire.

It charged into the great gate of Jade Void Palace without restraint.

The person hadn't arrived, but their voice had.

"Second Brother, Second Brother, those two baldies from the Western Teachings say they want to bring their disciples for an exchange of Dao. What do you think?"

"I was thinking..."

Sect Master Tongtian burst in energetically.

He swaggered over, intending to sit on the cloud bed.

However, his words were cut off halfway.

His gaze inadvertently swept across the center of the hall.

The entire person froze as if struck by a paralysis spell.

His eyes widened abruptly.

He stared intently at the figure in the pink Magic Fairy Skirt.

And at the twin-tailed Di Jun making a heart shape with his fingers and acting cute.

"What the hell?!"

Sect Master Tongtian gasped, taking in a sharp breath.

Pointing at Cihang, he looked at Yuanshi Tianzun in shock.

"Second Brother, you've been hiding quite a lot. When did you take in a new female disciple? You didn't even tell me, that's so unfair!"

Sect Master Tongtian narrowed his eyes.

He carefully sensed the aura of the manifestation and was even more astonished.

"True Sun Fire, Imperial pressure, this is Di Jun's aura?"

Sect Master Tongtian's imagination ran wild. He slapped his thigh, realizing with a sudden enlightenment.

"I know! This is the disciple you just took in, and she's that old bird Di Jun's daughter."

"I have to say, Di Jun is too ungracious. When did he have a daughter, and he didn't even invite me for a drink."

"I even considered him a friend. But Second Brother, your disciple's attire is quite unique."

Yuanshi Tianzun, who had been struggling to maintain his sage's dignity.

Upon hearing Tongtian's absurd analysis that reached the heavens, he finally couldn't hold back.

"Pfft—Hahahaha!"

He pointed at Tongtian, shaking with laughter, his shoulders trembling, completely losing all semblance of composure.

"Third Brother, oh Third Brother, your brain, hahahaha!"

Sect Master Tongtian looked bewildered, scratching his head.

"Second Brother, what are you laughing at?"

"Did I say something wrong?"

"Isn't this Di Jun's daughter?"

Yuanshi Tianzun finally managed to stop laughing.

He wiped the tears of laughter from the corners of his eyes.

Pointing at the pink-clad woman below, who wished she could disappear into a crack in the ground, he said teasingly.

"Open your eyes and take a good look, who is that!"

"It's Cihang!"

"As for that female version of Di Jun."

"That's a Dharma Image, do you understand what a Dharma Image is!"

Upon hearing this, Sect Master Tongtian jumped up.

"What?!"

He flashed in front of Cihang and circled him three times.

He examined him up and down, meticulously.

At this moment, Cihang was wearing a Magic Fairy Skirt and holding a fairy stick.

His face was so red it looked like it could bleed.

He was so ashamed he felt like he was about to faint.

Cihang pleaded with a tearful voice.

"Third Uncle... stop... stop looking..."

After Sect Master Tongtian confirmed his identity.

"Is it really Cihang?!"

He looked at Yuanshi Tianzun with a heartbroken expression.

"Second Brother, you've lost your mind!"

"You're still young, and although we Saints have boundless lifespans, you should still pay attention to your reputation in your later years!"

"How could you lead your disciples down such a heretical path?"

"You've turned a Chan Sect Golden Immortal into this?"

"How will you face people when you go out from now on?"

Yuanshi Tianzun's face darkened, and he cursed impatiently.

"Go away, stop spewing mud at me!"

"This matter isn't my fault, it's your good disciple's!"

Sect Master Tongtian was stunned.

"My disciples, who, Duo Bao, Jin Ling?"

"They don't have this capability, do they?"

Yuanshi Tianzun snorted.

"It's Zhao Gongming!"

"This Divine King Magic Immortal Stick was custom-made for your good junior nephew by Zhao Gongming!"

Sect Master Tongtian was shocked again.

"Gongming?!"

He remembered the shoddy sword Jin Ling had been holding earlier.

Then he looked at the Balala Magic Fairy Stick in front of him.

"Hiss... Gongming, this kid actually has such skills?"

"To be able to refine magic treasures like this."

"Not only is the power heaven-defying, but even the side effects are so unique?"

Instead of blaming him, Sect Master Tongtian's eyes flashed with a hint of brilliance.

"Talent, he's definitely a talent!"

"To be able to fool the Chan Sect disciples like this."

"And have them willingly use it."

"Gongming, this child has a future!"

"I need to pay more attention to him in the future!"

Afterward, under Sect Master Tongtian's curious questioning.

Cihang could only endure the shame.

And explain the magic treasure's attributes of summoning powerful projections and forcibly feminizing the user.

After hearing the explanation, Sect Master Tongtian repeatedly nodded and praised him.

"Wonderful, using an opponent's strength against them, and also disgusting the opponent along the way, this magic treasure suits me perfectly!"

Seeing his third brother's attitude of enjoying the show without caring about the consequences.

Yuanshi Tianzun shook his head helplessly.

He waved his hand and said to the disciples below, who were already struggling to contain their laughter and suffering internal injuries.

"Alright, the inspection ends here for today."

"You all may withdraw. Go back and properly digest the insights you've gained today."

The disciples acted as if they had received a great pardon, bowing and taking their leave.

Just as everyone was walking out.

Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun walked behind Cihang.

Looking at the pink skirt that was still fluttering.

He really couldn't hold back and muttered softly.

"Digest insights?"

"Digest what? Digest how to turn into Little Nanliang?"

"Pfft—"

"Hahahaha!"

Pu Xian, Taiyi, and the others around instantly broke character.

A burst of suppressed laughter erupted.

"Manjushri!!!"

Cihang let out a cry of utter shame and indignation.

No longer caring about his image, he covered his skirt.

And sped away on his escape light.

His speed was three points faster than when he had summoned Di Jun earlier.

After the disciples dispersed, Jade Void Palace returned to its quiet state.

Only the two brothers, Yuanshi Tianzun and Sect Master Tongtian, remained.

Yuanshi Tianzun picked up his teacup and took another sip.

His expression returned to the serene demeanor of a sage.

Only a trace of a smile lingered in his eyes.

"Third Brother, you were saying about the Western Teachings earlier..."

Sect Master Tongtian also dropped his playful demeanor and said seriously.

"That's right. Those two fellows, Jie Yin and Zhun Ti."

"They sent a jade slip saying they want to bring disciples from the Western Teachings to Kunlun Mountain for an exchange of Dao."

"Hmph, what exchange of Dao? I think they're just coming to freeload."

"The West is barren. They must be coveting our Eastern fortune and Spirit Treasures."

"They want to use the guise of discussing Dao to show off."

"And perhaps see if they can poach some of our disciples."

At this time, the Three Pure Ones had not yet separated.

Although their relationship with the Two Sages of the West wasn't particularly good.

They still maintained a superficial courtesy.

After all, they were all disciples of the Dao Ancestor.

Having only recently attained enlightenment, they hadn't reached the point of openly falling out.

Yuanshi Tianzun put down his teacup, a hint of pride flashing in his eyes.

"It matters not."

"If they want to come, then let them come."

"My East is blessed with outstanding people and abundant spiritual energy, and the disciples of the Three Teachings are all extraordinary."

"How can they compare to those unorthodox paths of the West?"

"This is a good opportunity to let all beings in the Primordial World see who the true orthodox of the Mystic Gate is."

Yuanshi Tianzun waved his hand grandly and said calmly.

"Issue my decree, directly announcing to the disciples of the Three Teachings."

"In three months, the Western Teachings will visit, and a Dao discussion conference will be held at Kunlun Mountain."

"At that time, let them prepare well and not lose the face of the Three Pure Ones!"

Sect Master Tongtian chuckled, a cunning glint in his eyes.

"Don't worry, Second Brother."

"For this Dao discussion, we will definitely give the Western Teachings a big surprise!"

"After all, we have a secret weapon now!"

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